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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2014, 01:25:03 PM »
legion of boom.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2014, 01:32:26 PM »
for kat defense:  katfuric acid

the auburn tigers seemed to easily move the ball down the field on their opening drive, that is until tom hayes and his defense doused the visitors from auburn with katfuric acid.  their bodies then melted into the beautiful field turf at bsfs as the sun set on the tigers' chances.


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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2014, 01:42:57 PM »
autowateric catsphyxiation

Investigators have concluded that there was no evidence of foul play in the demise by autowateric catsphyxiation of the auburn tigers national title hopes at LHC Bill Snyder family stadium thursday night.

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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2014, 01:46:00 PM »
autowateric catsphyxiation

Investigators have concluded that there was no evidence of foul play in the demise by autowateric catsphyxiation of the auburn tigers national title hopes at LHC Bill Snyder family stadium thursday night.

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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2014, 01:49:15 PM »
Street name for that condition is "Lockett Lung," BTW.

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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2014, 03:14:42 PM »
Tune in next Thursday as Jake Waters leads the Kansas State Wildcats' vaunted Pot of Gold offense against Auburn's swiss cheese defense.

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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2014, 03:34:40 PM »
autowateric catsphyxiation

Investigators have concluded that there was no evidence of foul play in the demise by autowateric catsphyxiation of the auburn tigers national title hopes at LHC Bill Snyder family stadium thursday night.

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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2014, 10:55:16 PM »
The Purple Grape Slingers

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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2014, 10:56:20 PM »
The Purple Grape Slinging spiraldeliverysystem.com'ers.


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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2014, 10:52:13 PM »
Armhair Spiral Delivery System

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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #35 on: September 11, 2014, 11:30:13 PM »
The Triple Option

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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #36 on: September 11, 2014, 11:41:31 PM »
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #37 on: September 11, 2014, 11:58:06 PM »
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