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how pak'd should i get for emaw vs. bears football tomorrow?
« on: September 30, 2011, 02:45:38 PM »
seems to me robert griffin the THIRD needs a whole lot of PI'ing and loud noise all up in his face.


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Re: how pak'd should i get for emaw vs. bears football tomorrow?
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2011, 02:47:46 PM »
I'm going to throw a car battery at his ugly melon

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Re: how pak'd should i get for emaw vs. bears football tomorrow?
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2011, 02:48:56 PM »
I'm going to throw a car battery at his ugly melon

If you can throw a car battery that far then we need to get you suited up!

It'll be SD and the Team Burners vs the Lightning Arrestors.

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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2011, 02:49:34 PM »
I'm going to throw a car battery at his ugly melon

If you can throw a car battery that far then we need to get you suited up!

I'll use a trebuchet

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Re: how pak'd should i get for emaw vs. bears football tomorrow?
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2011, 02:50:04 PM »
I'm going to throw a car battery at his ugly melon

If you can throw a car battery that far then we need to get you suited up!

I'll use a trebuchet

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Re: how pak'd should i get for emaw vs. bears football tomorrow?
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2011, 02:55:23 PM »
I'm going to throw a car battery at his ugly melon

If you can throw a car battery that far then we need to get you suited up!

I'll use a trebuchet

but could you trust chingon's calibrations :ohno:

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Re: how pak'd should i get for emaw vs. bears football tomorrow?
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2011, 02:59:50 PM »
I've been launching car battery sized pumpkins into my neighbors yard 2 blocks over all week.  I've this SOB calibrated down to millimeters from that distance (east pavement, 3rd row).  My only concern is how much I can trust my drunken friends who will be pulling surveillance from inside the stadium with spotters scopes and walky talkys.  We've got a beautiful X laid down on the spot in fluorescent  paint.  You can only see it if you have the right filter on your goggles.  If he's there, he's going down.  I can assure you all of that.  I will drop that mother rough rider.

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Re: how pak'd should i get for emaw vs. bears football tomorrow?
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2011, 03:03:54 PM »
We've got the trebuchet disguised as a purple dinosaur (allosaurus).  It's tail is the part that launches car batteries right at Robert Griffen III's ugly stupid dome.

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Re: how pak'd should i get for emaw vs. bears football tomorrow?
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2011, 03:04:51 PM »
I've been launching car battery sized pumpkins into my neighbors yard 2 blocks over all week.  I've this SOB calibrated down to millimeters from that distance (east pavement, 3rd row).  My only concern is how much I can trust my drunken friends who will be pulling surveillance from inside the stadium with spotters scopes and walky talkys.  We've got a beautiful X laid down on the spot in fluorescent  paint.  You can only see it if you have the right filter on your goggles.  If he's there, he's going down.  I can assure you all of that.  I will drop that mother rough rider.

Wait for Snyder to walk across X at halftime please.  TIA

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Re: how pak'd should i get for emaw vs. bears football tomorrow?
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2011, 03:12:17 AM »
2:30 ABC