Nothing says motivation like

[Acceleration Man]

... a candy bar.

http://www2.kusports.com/news/2011/sep/30/kansas-receivers-motivated-snickers/

At first I thought that this was probably going to result in the receivers packing on some unwanted pounds, but then I thought again and decided, not so much.

[fatty fat fat]

i think the hawks (go hawks!) have a nice shot to take down tech.

[kstater]

Probably buying the Snickers from the swear jar money.

[Gooch]

JFC do they also have Orange slices at half? Parents take turns bringing soda for the team after the game?

[KSU-Krazie]

JFC do they also have Orange slices at half? Parents take turns bringing soda for the team after the game?

The eff?! Best we ever got were CapriSuns!

[Bookcat]

Probably buying the Snickers from the swear jar money.

omg. zing

[EMAWzified]

You know what would really motivate these guys. Late-night cell phone usage.

[Panjandrum]

JFC do they also have Orange slices at half? Parents take turns bringing soda for the team after the game?

OMG.  Orange slices at half and Shasta after the games.

Memories...

[bigwilliestyle1407]

did you say shasta and orange slices.....

[CatMission]

I'm pretty sure they were all lined up at the Dairy Queen after the last home game 

[MadCat]

 

[jtksu]

It's like their entire program is some weird satire of actual football teams.  It's like the Scary Movie 5 of the Big 12.  Which Wayans brother plays Gill?

[jtksu]

Also-  I may have meant to use "spoof" instead of "satire."