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Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« on: July 07, 2011, 09:24:44 PM »
http://health.msn.com/healthy-living/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100275061&GT1=31036   :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

Why don't you guys learn to put a piece of fruit in your pie hole every once in awhile..


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Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2011, 09:25:28 PM »
More money to buy more calories i guess  :kstategrad:
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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2011, 11:51:54 PM »
Honestly, I would have expected Kansas to rank higher than 16th out of 50 in that category.
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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2011, 12:47:25 AM »
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Colorado, with an obesity rate of 19.8 percent, is the only state where the rate is less than 20 percent, the investigators found.
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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2011, 02:17:31 AM »
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on July 07, 2011, 09:24:44 PM
http://health.msn.com/healthy-living/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100275061&GT1=31036   :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

Why don't you guys learn to put a piece of fruit in your pie hole every once in awhile..

Hmmm... not sure I follow your logic.  Fruits contain a considerable amount of sugar, sugar makes you fat.   Hmmm....
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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2011, 08:07:55 AM »
Quote from: kim carnes on July 08, 2011, 02:17:31 AM
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on July 07, 2011, 09:24:44 PM
http://health.msn.com/healthy-living/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100275061&GT1=31036   :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

Why don't you guys learn to put a piece of fruit in your pie hole every once in awhile..

Hmmm... not sure I follow your logic.  Fruits contain a considerable amount of sugar, sugar makes you fat.   Hmmm....
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Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2011, 08:37:09 AM »
Quote from: pissclams on July 07, 2011, 10:19:25 PM
excuse me sir, may i please have a vanilla and strawberry creme frappachinos?   :lol:
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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2011, 08:39:28 AM »
Thanks Douglass county
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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2011, 08:46:33 AM »
It's all the cone'ing that's trending in Kansas right now.
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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2011, 09:29:02 AM »
Quote from: pike on July 07, 2011, 09:25:28 PM
More money to buy more calories i guess  :kstategrad:

Being fat was a sign of wealth up until about 100 years ago.
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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2011, 10:51:41 AM »
Quote from: kim carnes on July 08, 2011, 02:17:31 AM
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on July 07, 2011, 09:24:44 PM
http://health.msn.com/healthy-living/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100275061&GT1=31036   :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

Why don't you guys learn to put a piece of fruit in your pie hole every once in awhile..

Hmmm... not sure I follow your logic.  Fruits contain a considerable amount of sugar, sugar makes you fat.   Hmmm....

seriously, clark?
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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2011, 11:00:48 AM »
Quote from: kim carnes on July 08, 2011, 02:17:31 AM
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on July 07, 2011, 09:24:44 PM
http://health.msn.com/healthy-living/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100275061&GT1=31036   :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

Why don't you guys learn to put a piece of fruit in your pie hole every once in awhile..

Hmmm... not sure I follow your logic.  Fruits contain a considerable amount of sugar, sugar makes you fat.   Hmmm....

Hmmm
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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2011, 02:50:37 PM »
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LAWRENCE, Kansas - Lawrence doctor Kimberley McKeon estimates she's delivered about 900 babies during her 13-year career. But it wasn't until this week that she delivered her first 13-pounder.
The Lawrence Journal World reports that Wyatt Lee McIntyre, who is 22 inches long, was sleeping soundly Friday at Lawrence Memorial Hospital. McKeon said an average newborn weighs 7 pounds 5 ounces and that Wyatt weighs as much as a typical 4-month-old.
His parents -- 23-year-old Crystal Smith and 27-year-old Zachary McIntyre, of Lawrence -- said their firstborn, delivered by Caesarean section, already is too big for newborn clothes and diapers.


Read more: http://www.nbcactionnews.com/dpp/news/state/kansas/kan.-newborn-weighs-in-at-13-pounds#ixzz1YKrBUmfU

poor family about to be eaten out of house and home
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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2011, 07:34:44 PM »
If it weren't for KSU fans the state would be top 5.
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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2011, 09:39:42 PM »
hmmm....
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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2011, 10:01:22 PM »
Stonestreet and Modern Family just won best comedy Emmy.
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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2011, 10:46:27 PM »
lol @ u watching the emmy awards  :lol:
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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2011, 12:02:37 AM »
Quote from: Cire on July 08, 2011, 08:39:28 AM
Thanks Douglass county

Hey, the SEK is pulling it's weight.

On a bright note, our state has the ppsi of a terra tire.
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Re: Congrats Lard Asses, you made Kansas the 16th fattest State.
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2011, 11:58:26 AM »
Quote from: pissclams on September 18, 2011, 10:46:27 PM
lol @ u watching the emmy awards  :lol:

only tuned in for last half hour.  haha, who looks stupid now.
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