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"Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« on: September 18, 2011, 03:49:50 PM »
"3rd and 14 for miami....jacoby harris....he can't find anyone....and here comes arthur brown...oh my! what a hit! the ball is loose and alec herbec picks it up. The third turnover in the 1st half forced by the wildcats! Goodness gracias, it's a miami massacare as KSU leads 10-0."

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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2011, 03:53:00 PM »
I like the EMAW of this and all, but moreso I like the phrase "goodness gracias".

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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2011, 04:56:05 PM »
 :emawkid: :emawkid: :emawkid: :emawkid:

I'm pumped for this game even though I think we get smooshed.  There's a chance we win.

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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2011, 05:03:09 PM »
"3rd and 14 for miami....jacoby harris....he can't find anyone....and here comes arthur brown...oh my! what a hit! the ball is loose and alec herbec picks it up. The third turnover in the 1st half forced by the wildcats! Goodness gracias, it's a miami massacare as KSU leads 10-0."

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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2011, 06:03:40 PM »
i need this thread more than ever, fff.
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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2011, 06:49:09 PM »
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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2011, 07:11:35 PM »
Guys, tOSU sucks this year.  Miami lost to rough ridin' Maryland.  Chingon power index says our defense is a .0625. The chamber is a gorgeous football player.  We got this one.   :lynchmob:
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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2011, 07:56:16 PM »
Welcome back, FFF.  I've missed you over the course of the last two weeks.  Excellent to have you on board again.


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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2011, 07:58:03 PM »
Methinks Miami is about to be downgraded to a tropical storm!

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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2011, 08:09:00 PM »
Methinks Miami is about to be downgraded to a tropical storm!

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Quote from: guy who writes the absurdly long football commentaries on Tuesdays for espn
The University of Maryland, in its zany new uniforms -- players looked like pieces from a board game -- kicked a field goal to take a 26-24 lead over Miami with the clock nearly expired. The Tropical Storms (the Miami program has been downgraded from Hurricanes) reached midfield with 48 seconds remaining, facing fourth-and-4, holding one timeout.

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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2011, 10:58:20 AM »
Methinks Miami is about to be downgraded to a tropical storm!
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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2011, 11:02:42 AM »
Miami is very beatable, but we can't do it on the road. 
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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2011, 12:57:15 PM »
OB seems to be trying to prepare the fan base for a beat down. 

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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2011, 01:16:22 PM »
OB seems to be trying to prepare the fan base for a beat down. 

This is true. OB is just drawing up safe plays right now for when we get down 14. We'll stop trying to win and just try to not get ass raped.

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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2011, 01:19:01 PM »
I think Arthur is going to be playing his ass off in this one.
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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2011, 01:22:46 PM »
OB seems to be trying to prepare the fan base for a beat down. 

This is true. OB is just drawing up safe plays right now for when we get down 14. We'll stop trying to win and just try to not get ass raped.


A nice Auburn Moral Victory type of game sounds pretty good at this point.  Emotionally, my head might explode if we won.

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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2011, 01:42:10 PM »
If our fanbase were fair, this would be a real "must win game" for Snyder. He needs a big win to show that he is actually improving the team. Winning this game would be a big step toward proving that point.

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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2011, 02:00:49 PM »
I'm bringing a sign that says:

ATTN: Miami 5 stars
Get out of jail free, come to K-State

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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2011, 02:15:29 PM »
There's probably a $500 bounty on Arthur.  :ohno:

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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2011, 03:02:31 PM »
I think Arthur is going to be playing his ass off in this one.

he could play like Pullen against Whiskey, and we still don't get the W

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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2011, 12:10:45 PM »
I think Arthur is going to be playing his ass off in this one.

he could play like Pullen against Whiskey, and we still don't get the W

How loud with the "Fire Snyder" talks get if we get smoked?  And how loud with the "Second coming of DOD" talks get if we beat them by 20+?

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Re: "Miami simply cannot crack this kansas state defense....
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2011, 12:11:57 PM »
I think Arthur is going to be playing his ass off in this one.

he could play like Pullen against Whiskey, and we still don't get the W

How loud with the "Fire Snyder" talks get if we get smoked?  And how loud with the "Second coming of DOD" talks get if we beat them by 20+?
1.  Dead quiet, outside of this board.


2.  Deafening.  Absolutely deafening.


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