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« on: September 04, 2011, 09:06:47 AM »
Reasons to drink rev honey....

Today, there are over 25 million US citizens who have diabetes and another 68% of the US population who are considered obese. This problem America faces is largely contributed to what we eat and drink. Most of us run on convenience, we want the products that we use to be ready to go and many times we sacrifice eating (and drinking) healthy for what is more convenient. Whatever the reason is, it’s clear we need a change.

Since the release of RevHoney’s first honey drink almost a year ago, many people have found that they don’t have to sacrifice health for convenience, and vice versa. So here is the feedback we have gotten from RevHoney fans compiled down to the top 5 reasons why you should try RevHoney.

1. Natural – Let’s go back to basics and keep it natural. The human body is very sensitive to what we put in it. By providing your body with natural nutrients, it can function the way it was meant to function.

2. Healthy – Would you really intentionally do something that isn’t healthy for you? Well, there might be a few people out there that would but on average most people want to be healthy. Just warning about “healthy” products, many companies will try to fool you by labeling the term “healthy” when really it is just “not as bad as the other guys”. Honey is very healthy because it provides the body with positive nutrition.

3. Hydration – Its common knowledge to keep yourself hydrated. Each can of RevHoney has about as much water as a glass of water. The rest is honey, vitamins and natural plant extracts that give you a boost.

4. Taste – Almost everyone who tries a can of RevHoney is blown away by its sweet, but not overpowering taste. Many people can’t go back to pop or regular energy drinks because it’s either too sweet, too syrupy or just doesn’t taste good. Just because it’s healthy doesn’t mean it should taste bad!

5. Energy – Let’s be honest, we all wouldn’t mind a little extra boost to get us through the day. RevHoney was formulated to give you the boost you need but not make you feel like you are bouncing off the walls.

So there you have it, the top 5 reasons why you should be drinking a RevHoney right now!




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Re: Top 5...
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2011, 09:15:28 AM »
Also, who hasn't been frustrated by one of those toxic energy drinks taking their artificially sweet time to meander their poisons through our system and just thought "Dammit get directly to my brain already!"

Well, welcome to the world of Rev Honey.
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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2011, 09:20:19 AM »
I bet people thought this was some breakdown of the game.

Pfffft.

Not with rev honey to discuss.

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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2011, 11:28:24 AM »
Has it been mentioned it is a local product??

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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2011, 02:50:45 PM »
While you're ordering your next case of Rev Honey, don't forget to pick up The Hibernation Diet book!



Works really well after I've killed a 12pack

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Re: Top 5...
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2011, 02:54:15 PM »
How does it compare to 4 Loko?

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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2011, 03:24:19 PM »
Monster makes me pee fluorescent yellow.

AMP gives me the shakes.

Rockstar (sugar free) is good.

Rev Honey sounds like something to donate to starving kids in Iraq.

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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2011, 03:28:24 PM »
Where's the new board?

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Re: Top 5...
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2011, 04:25:14 PM »
A real _FANalysis will be coming this evening...

Brought to you by rev honey of course.

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Re: Top 5...
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2011, 11:35:25 PM »
So no one knows how this taste yet?  With vodka?

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Re: Top 5...
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2011, 01:12:25 AM »
How does it compare to 4 Loko?

Don't even joke about 4 Loko. Im still pissed that the Govt took away my favorite pre gamer.  :shakesfist:
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« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2011, 01:10:10 PM »
So no one knows how this taste yet?  With vodka?

It's actually not bad. The citrus flavor is similar to Mt Dew, but you can definitely taste the honey sweetness as opposed to high fructose corn syrup. Will try the berry flavor later. No vodka added yet.

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Re: Top 5...
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2011, 01:14:54 PM »
The rev honey stuff still has me lost

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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2011, 01:17:16 PM »
The rev honey stuff still has me lost

New sponsor, I only listened to post game and it was mentioned a lot. A lot.

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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2011, 01:28:45 PM »
It was also mentioned during the game as "the official honey energy drink of the K-State Wildcats"
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2011, 01:30:23 PM »
do you get any ahearn points for purchasing a can of it?

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« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2011, 01:48:58 PM »
We should have a promotional day where kids get in free with an empty can of rev honey. I just like to imagine mohawk kid and emaw kid all jacked up on raw honey direct to their brains.
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« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2011, 01:50:11 PM »
Where can I get my hands on some of that Rev Honey deliciousness?
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« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2011, 01:58:41 PM »
Where can I get my hands on some of that Rev Honey deliciousness?

http://www.revhoney.com/locator.html

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« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2011, 02:31:03 PM »
I bet these bro's are EMAW as it gets. Going to awesome to swim in the filthy richness of our Phil Knight, T Boone etc. type booster.
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« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2011, 06:07:53 PM »
Football board name change?
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« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2011, 07:46:08 PM »
The rev honey stuff still has me lost

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