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Re: Hipsters....
« Reply #100 on: October 10, 2012, 01:04:52 AM »


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« Reply #101 on: October 10, 2012, 07:34:50 AM »
What an abortion this thread turned into.  Buncha flaming normos trying to act like they know hipster culture. Woof.
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« Reply #102 on: October 10, 2012, 11:58:19 AM »
I know one poster on this board who is the definition of hipster. His username rhymes with a-pub.

no way. i just stay away from high rise, relaxed and/or bootcut fitting jeans..
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« Reply #103 on: October 10, 2012, 12:26:02 PM »
I know one poster on this board who is the definition of hipster. His username rhymes with a-pub.

no way. i just stay away from high rise, relaxed and/or bootcut fitting jeans..

You're telling me you don't like a nice tapered-leg?   Try doing this :dance: with and without one.  Who wants their pant leg flappin' around down there?  Nobody, that's who. 
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Re: Hipsters....
« Reply #104 on: October 10, 2012, 01:11:06 PM »
Dogshit hat, derpy gf.  Who are these losers?

She's hot.  But seriously, are those people I should recognize?
I'm not sure who that d-bag with the hat on is but the woman is a womens' rights activist.  I saw her on PBS the other night talking to african women about their vaginas.  It was a very uplifting show.



Seems to be obsessed with African vaginas. Very odd.

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Re: Hipsters....
« Reply #105 on: October 10, 2012, 01:35:32 PM »
So now I know who those folks are.  JFC, can't anybody answer a question around here...
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Re: Hipsters....
« Reply #106 on: October 10, 2012, 01:47:15 PM »
That post should have been:

Jason Sudeikis' girlfriend says he fucks her dead vagina like a Kenyan.




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« Reply #107 on: October 10, 2012, 01:54:50 PM »
So now I know who those folks are.  JFC, can't anybody answer a question around here...

I thought you were being fake dumb to insult the people in the photo. like in a hur hur hur way.

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« Reply #108 on: October 10, 2012, 01:56:38 PM »
So now I know who those folks are.  JFC, can't anybody answer a question around here...

I thought you were being fake dumb to insult the people in the photo. like in a hur hur hur way.

Nope, it was an actual honest insult to the people in the photo.
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« Reply #109 on: October 10, 2012, 01:59:15 PM »
So now I know who those folks are.  JFC, can't anybody answer a question around here...

I thought you were being fake dumb to insult the people in the photo. like in a hur hur hur way.

Nope, it was an actual honest insult to the people in the photo.

Appropriately hipstery insult. :thumbs:

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Re: Hipsters....
« Reply #110 on: October 10, 2012, 02:58:36 PM »
That post should have been:

Jason Sudeikis' girlfriend says he fucks her dead vagina like a Kenyan.
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« Reply #111 on: October 10, 2012, 03:29:16 PM »
As the resident goodlooksologist around here, I have to say Olivia Wilde has a big face.  It's a pretty face, but it's huge.  In proportion to the rest of her that is.  I don't think it's huge in an absolute sense.  Not like 'sclams.  She should probably just stick to head shots. 
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« Reply #112 on: October 10, 2012, 03:49:16 PM »
So now I know who those folks are.  JFC, can't anybody answer a question around here...

I thought you were being fake dumb to insult the people in the photo. like in a hur hur hur way.

Nope, it was an actual honest insult to the people in the photo.

I didn't know either until I stumbled across that article. I know Jason Sudeikis' name and that he does SNL and that he's a KU guy, but I still wouldn't recognize him on the street.

Still don't know who that chick is.  But i know her vagina is dead, so who cares?

Is she related to Oscar?