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People who have organized and hosted pretend funerals
« on: August 12, 2012, 07:42:19 PM »
I only know of two, personally; oscar Weber and Ron Prince.  Do you guys know of any others?


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People who have organized and hosted pretend funerals
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2012, 07:50:00 PM »
Lazarus?

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Re: People who have organized and hosted pretend funerals
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2012, 08:02:36 PM »
please remind me who Ron held a funeral for, was it Boss?

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Re: People who have organized and hosted pretend funerals
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2012, 08:15:48 PM »
Dr. John Dorian (in a daydream, but then he died for real at his fake funeral)

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Re: People who have organized and hosted pretend funerals
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2012, 08:25:12 PM »
I don't know who but there has to be at least one other.  RP wouldn't do something like that unless he'd heard of it being done by Virginia Tech or somebody in the Parcells/Bellichick coaching tree.

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Re: People who have organized and hosted pretend funerals
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2012, 08:27:54 PM »
please remind me who Ron held a funeral for, was it Boss?

He did it for his "playbook"

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Re: People who have organized and hosted pretend funerals
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2012, 08:32:56 PM »
Dr. John Dorian (in a daydream, but then he died for real at his fake funeral)

"And then we'd have my REAL funeral."

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"No sir, i'm a dreamer."

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Re: People who have organized and hosted pretend funerals
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2012, 08:59:28 PM »
please remind me who Ron held a funeral for, was it Boss?

He did it for his "playbook"
man, what a RP thing to do, I can't believe I forgot about it

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Re: People who have organized and hosted pretend funerals
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2012, 09:25:52 PM »
The douche from Tuesdays with Maury

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Re: People who have organized and hosted pretend funerals
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2012, 10:20:54 PM »
Michael More did it in one of his documentaries.  Was it "the big one"?  Workers who got laid off from a candy bar factory had a funeral for thier candy bars.  It didn't make a lot of sense to me at the time.

I also seem to remember the NAACP having a funeral for the N word some years ago, trying to get everybody to stop saying it I think was the point.

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Re: People who have organized and hosted pretend funerals
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2012, 10:43:00 PM »
Michael More did it in one of his documentaries.  Was it "the big one"?  Workers who got laid off from a candy bar factory had a funeral for thier candy bars.  It didn't make a lot of sense to me at the time.

I also seem to remember the NAACP having a funeral for the N word some years ago, trying to get everybody to stop saying it I think was the point.

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Re: People who have organized and hosted pretend funerals
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2012, 05:34:08 AM »
The kids at Empire Records.
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Re: People who have organized and hosted pretend funerals
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2012, 08:25:37 AM »
somebody in the Parcells/Bellichick coaching tree.

Rex Ryan did it with a football after a jets loss to the pats.
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Re: People who have organized and hosted pretend funerals
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2012, 08:36:14 AM »
Now we are cooking.  Looks like there are many examples of hosting a pretend funeral, that I was not aware of.

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Re: People who have organized and hosted pretend funerals
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2012, 09:15:32 AM »
thread fail.


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Re: People who have organized and hosted pretend funerals
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2012, 09:24:50 AM »
thread fail.

Oh really?  How?

We have a very fun list of characters who have thrown fake funerals.  Really motley crew, if you ask me.  I am basically hanging a mission accomplished banner above my computer right now.

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Re: People who have organized and hosted pretend funerals
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2012, 11:11:33 AM »
What about those two crazies that got married on MTV?  That was sort of a funeral wedding vampire thing right?

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