favorite thing about 4th of July?

[reidrolled]

my favorite part is seeing the medium/low intelligence thread come to life.

that and seeing sqawks wear american flag shorts except not as a joke

[OK_Cat]

All the soldiers that died.

[pissclams]

Deviled eggs.

[Dugout DickStone]

Cool Revolutionary War shows on History and other such channels

[steve dave]

extra recoup from hangover day

[Kat Kid]

Deviled eggs.

So I'm in Wamego.  I see a platter of deviled eggs.  I am taking a picture because they are homemade and look delicious and there are 2 left.  As i put my cell phone down to look at the picture and then look back up I see a woman take a deviled egg and place it on her plastic wear.  THEN GO BACK AND TAKE THE LAST ONE.  I question her and she says "Well, I'm eating for two" she then points down at her barely 1st trimester (probably imposter) baby bump.  Some guy gives me a weird look.  I was mad, but by the time I was plating my ribs and one of the BBQ masters shuttling between the smoker and the table plated some fresh beans and ribs for me I let it go.  Today I'm reflecting and getting a little upset.

Questions:

1)  Is "I'm eating for two" a socially acceptable excuse for this unquestionably self-centered action?

2)  Would it have been acceptable to eat at least one of the deviled eggs off her plate?

[steve dave]

boot her in the box tortuga

[ChiComCat]

Deviled eggs.

So I'm in Wamego.  I see a platter of deviled eggs.  I am taking a picture because they are homemade and look delicious and there are 2 left.  As i put my cell phone down to look at the picture and then look back up I see a woman take a deviled egg and place it on her plastic wear.  THEN GO BACK AND TAKE THE LAST ONE.  I question her and she says "Well, I'm eating for two" she then points down at her barely 1st trimester (probably imposter) baby bump.  Some guy gives me a weird look.  I was mad, but by the time I was plating my ribs and one of the BBQ masters shuttling between the smoker and the table plated some fresh beans and ribs for me I let it go.  Today I'm reflecting and getting a little upset.

Questions:

1)  Is "I'm eating for two" a socially acceptable excuse for this unquestionably self-centered action?

2)  Would it have been acceptable to eat at least one of the deviled eggs off her plate?

Sounds like a terrible time

[Dugout DickStone]

boot her in the box tortuga

Meh, she we will soon regret eating like a hog when she becomes gross and super fat.  You won

[DQ12]

Yeah I'd say you won.  After all, she's the one who ended up having to eat gross, smelly deviled eggs.

[OK_Cat]

Sounds like you didnt really want one that bad if you took a picture instead of snatching one up.

[ChiComCat]

I really think its tough to assess the crime without seeing the pictures of the eggs

[Saulbadguy]

Next time, make the deviled eggs a priority. They go quickly, be prepared.

[Saulbadguy]

ps, I justify by taking 2 deviled eggs by rationalizing in my head that it is only 1 "full egg"

[Kat Kid]

I really think its tough to assess the crime without seeing the pictures of the eggs

Deleted them because some mouth breather walked in to my natural light from the window to inhale some doritos while he waited for the ribs to show back up.  It was a really bad 30 seconds.

[Gooch]

Wamego sounds awful.

[0.42]

Wamego sounds awful.

people drive across the country to see it as their "family 4th of july vacation." sounds extremely tucky.