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everybody raise your hand
« on: July 05, 2011, 03:43:07 PM »


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Re: everybody raise your hand
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2011, 04:20:06 PM »
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But men who have relatively long ring fingers are thought to have been exposed to high levels of testosterone in utero, and this has been linked to aggression, athleticism, sexuality, intelligence, and even the ability to trade high-stakes stocks.

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Re: everybody raise your hand
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2011, 04:26:18 PM »
I lost my ring finger in a tragic laser incident. :(

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Re: everybody raise your hand
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2011, 04:34:33 PM »
I lost my ring finger in a tragic laser incident. :(

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Re: everybody raise your hand
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2011, 04:35:53 PM »
I lost my ring finger in a tragic laser incident. :(

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Re: everybody raise your hand
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2011, 05:49:35 PM »
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It's called digit ratio theory and multiple studies have confirmed it.

Apparently if you have a longer ring finger, it means you got more testosterone as a fetus and are more likely to be hyperactive and aggressive.

A longer index finger, on the other hand, means more estrogen, making you more neurotic and sensitive. So if your index finger is way longer than your ring finger, you're like the gayest dude ever, right?

Actually, no. Studies found that it was when the two fingers were nearly the same length that the subjects were more likely to be gay (men and women both). Why? You'll have to ask the scientists, it's technical. What we do know is a study from Rutgers looking at finger lengths in lesbians even found a noticeable difference between the "butch" ladies who drive trucks and wear flannel and the more feminine lesbians who tend to populate your fantasies.

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Re: everybody raise your hand
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2011, 06:33:41 PM »
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It's called digit ratio theory and multiple studies have confirmed it.

Apparently if you have a longer ring finger, it means you got more testosterone as a fetus and are more likely to be hyperactive and aggressive.

A longer index finger, on the other hand, means more estrogen, making you more neurotic and sensitive. So if your index finger is way longer than your ring finger, you're like the gayest dude ever, right?

Actually, no. Studies found that it was when the two fingers were nearly the same length that the subjects were more likely to be gay (men and women both). Why? You'll have to ask the scientists, it's technical. What we do know is a study from Rutgers looking at finger lengths in lesbians even found a noticeable difference between the "butch" ladies who drive trucks and wear flannel and the more feminine lesbians who tend to populate your fantasies.
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Re: everybody raise your hand
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2011, 08:19:12 PM »
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It's called digit ratio theory and multiple studies have confirmed it.

Apparently if you have a longer ring finger, it means you got more testosterone as a fetus and are more likely to be hyperactive and aggressive.

A longer index finger, on the other hand, means more estrogen, making you more neurotic and sensitive. So if your index finger is way longer than your ring finger, you're like the gayest dude ever, right?

Actually, no. Studies found that it was when the two fingers were nearly the same length that the subjects were more likely to be gay (men and women both). Why? You'll have to ask the scientists, it's technical. What we do know is a study from Rutgers looking at finger lengths in lesbians even found a noticeable difference between the "butch" ladies who drive trucks and wear flannel and the more feminine lesbians who tend to populate your fantasies.
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