people who eat apples in a quiet library

[fatty fat fat]

f*ck you.

[j rake]

I always apologize to the person next to me and/or ask for permission before I eat an apple in public.

[yoga-like_abana]

an apple a day keeps the doctor away

[jtksu]

Eating an apple in the library is as American as... apple pie.  If you can't handle America getting all up in your book readin' ass with an apple, GTFO!

[ew2x4]

People still go to the library? Wtf for?

[WillieWatanabe]

an apple a day...fucks my gums up. damn.

[jtksu]

Eating apples fucks your gums up?  Jesus dude, you probably should go see a dentist.

[Brock Landers]

I always apologize to the person next to me and/or ask for permission before I eat an apple in public.

What if they tell you no, that you can't eat your crisp delicious apple?  Do you eat it anyway and chew a little louder to mock them?

[Dr Rick Daris]

tied for people who bring food onto planes. eff them both.

[Emo EMAW]

My biggest issue with planes is fat people.  And crying babies.  Those two. 

[puniraptor]

Does the sound of teeth gnoshing through that apple make you lose your place on the page? And what were you reading?

[Stevesie60]

I hate when people eat anything in any quiet place. If I'm home by myself and it's time to eat a meal, I turn on the TV. Can't stand the sound of food being mushed up in someone's mouth, even my own.

[Dr Rick Daris]

My biggest issue with planes is fat people.  And crying babies.  Those two. 

can you even imagine what it would be like to be sitting on a plane next to a fat person eating a crying baby. good lord. 

[Emo EMAW]

I hate when people eat anything in any quiet place. If I'm home by myself and it's time to eat a meal, I turn on the TV. Can't stand the sound of food being mushed up in someone's mouth, even my own.

I like the sound of hunting dogs eating their kibble after a hard day's work.  Love it actually.  It's like most dogs never actually earn their dinner, but a hunting dog does.

[j rake]

I always apologize to the person next to me and/or ask for permission before I eat an apple in public.

What if they tell you no, that you can't eat your crisp delicious apple?  Do you eat it anyway and chew a little louder to mock them?

No, I ask to borrow a knife. 

[CNS]

I always apologize to the person next to me and/or ask for permission before I eat an apple in public.

What if they tell you no, that you can't eat your crisp delicious apple?  Do you eat it anyway and chew a little louder to mock them?

No, I ask to borrow a knife. 

to stab them with due to their lack of compassion?

[j rake]