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Offline Dugout DickStone

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Re: Could you talk a gunman out of killing you?
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2011, 12:43:45 PM »
Bosz56 has a gun?!
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Re: Could you talk a gunman out of killing you?
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2011, 12:58:40 PM »
Quote from: Limestone on May 07, 2011, 12:43:45 PM
Bosz56 has a gun?!

I would assume so.  I mean, he substituted an "S" for a "Z" in his handle, so you know he's a bad azz.
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Re: Could you talk a gunman out of killing you?
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Re: Could you talk a gunman out of killing you?
« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2011, 12:41:00 PM »
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Re: Could you talk a gunman out of killing you?
« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2011, 04:51:27 PM »
Been told you ask them what time it is. It makes them use a part of the brain not determine to blow your head off. Act quickly after asking and bask in the glow being a hero....or get shot. He's prolly gonna kill you anyway, so it's worth a shot (no pun intended).
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Re: Could you talk a gunman out of killing you?
« Reply #30 on: May 09, 2011, 07:59:56 AM »
this scenario is the exact reason I keep a gun taped under my desk, aimed straight in front of me.  of course if he stands to the side, i'm screwed.  Maybe figure out how to direct him in front of me.
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Re: Could you talk a gunman out of killing you?
« Reply #31 on: May 09, 2011, 08:05:39 AM »
Quote from: dmartin on May 09, 2011, 07:59:56 AM
this scenario is the exact reason I keep a gun taped under my desk, aimed straight in front of me.  of course if he stands to the side, i'm screwed.  Maybe figure out how to direct him in front of me.

mount your gun like the gun under the poker table in the bar/casino in tombstone.  boom roasted
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Re: Could you talk a gunman out of killing you?
« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2011, 08:08:35 AM »
Quote from: pissclams on May 09, 2011, 08:05:39 AM
Quote from: dmartin on May 09, 2011, 07:59:56 AM
this scenario is the exact reason I keep a gun taped under my desk, aimed straight in front of me.  of course if he stands to the side, i'm screwed.  Maybe figure out how to direct him in front of me.

mount your gun like the gun under the poker table in the bar/casino in tombstone.  boom roasted

Better idea.  Contact the movie studio and locate that table and make it your work desk.
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Re: Could you talk a gunman out of killing you?
« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2011, 11:06:41 AM »
Quote from: pissclams on May 09, 2011, 08:05:39 AM
Quote from: dmartin on May 09, 2011, 07:59:56 AM
this scenario is the exact reason I keep a gun taped under my desk, aimed straight in front of me.  of course if he stands to the side, i'm screwed.  Maybe figure out how to direct him in front of me.

mount your gun like the gun under the poker table in the bar/casino in tombstone.  boom roasted

I do have one of those old revolving tv stands.  I think I could make it work.. Only hope I get it done in time before the next armed gunman comes after me at work.
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Re: Could you talk a gunman out of killing you?
« Reply #34 on: May 10, 2011, 01:39:12 PM »
I'd try to cap the guy with one of the guns I keep taped under my drafting desks. 
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Re: Could you talk a gunman out of killing you?
« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2011, 02:18:01 PM »
just start saying to him, "It's not your fault.   Hey buddy, it's ok, it's not your fault."  

Soon he'll be crying in your arms.

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