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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_bin_laden_faulkner

Solo Osama hunter wants part of bin Laden bounty
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GREELEY, Colo. – The Colorado construction worker who flew last year to Pakistan on a one-man mission to hunt down Osama bin Laden says he played a part in bin Laden's death.

Gary Faulkner said Wednesday he'd like one-quarter of the $25 million reward that was offered for hunting down bin Laden. He said he'd use it for his nonprofit foundation.

Faulkner was found last year in the woods of northern Pakistan armed with a pistol, sword and night-vision goggles. The Greeley, Colo., man says he believes he had a hand in forcing bin Laden out of the mountains where he supposedly was hiding.

Bin Laden was killed at a compound in northwestern Pakistan early Monday. U.S. officials say he had been living there for up to six years.




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you won't find him, he'll find you  /thread


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I found him, he was in the woods
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you won't find him, he'll find you  /thread

Did you even read the article? He's not going to find you. But he will make you scurry you out from your hiding place so someone else will find you. Your /thread privileges are over.

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what the hell is this, amateur hour?  you think he didn't know where OBL was?  had the guy not been arrested he would have had OBL locked up a long time ago.


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oh hey look the squawk honeypot caught a pocketful of squawks

good going, 1bigwillie

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http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2011/05/failed-osama-hunter-wants-bounty-not-killing-bin-laden/37315/

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"I had a major hand [to] play in this wonderful thing, getting him out of the mountains and down to the valleys... Someone had to get him out of there. That's where I came in," he told ABC News. "I scared the squirrel out of his hole, he popped his head up and he got capped."

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Guy has a legitimate beef to get at least a quarter of that 25mil.  imho   
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Guy has a legitimate beef to get at least a quarter of that 25mil.  imho   

should at least get a new roof.

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Guy has a legitimate beef to get at least a quarter of that 25mil.  imho   

should at least get a new roof.

He should get nothing. This is America. We don't reward failure. Gary Faulkner should have capped Osama when he flushed him out if he wanted that reward.