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Re: riding your bike to class
« Reply #50 on: April 26, 2011, 10:02:44 AM »
lot of haters in this thread. lots

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Re: riding your bike to class
« Reply #51 on: April 26, 2011, 10:16:47 AM »
i agree that most people who post here look like dorks on a bike, but disagree that it's the bike's fault.

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Re: riding your bike to class
« Reply #52 on: April 26, 2011, 10:22:35 AM »
Bikes are one of those things that put pretty much everyone other than Lance Armstrong in a compromising position to the point that everyone looks like a dork.

Lance doesn't, but I am willing to bet he lost that ball from excessive seat/ball interaction.

In the end the bike always wins.

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Re: riding your bike to class
« Reply #53 on: April 26, 2011, 12:40:51 PM »
if you sweat easily you should not ride your bike to class. if you don't naturally smell good you should not ride your bike to class. if you're fat, you should not ride your bike to class. if you're fit/toned, smell good, and don't sweat much you should feel comfortable biking to class, if you so choose to do so. also, make sure you have a bad ass bike that probably payed way too much for.
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Re: riding your bike to class
« Reply #54 on: April 26, 2011, 12:42:47 PM »
if you sweat easily you should not ride your bike to class. if you don't naturally smell good you should not ride your bike to class. if you're fat, you should not ride your bike to class. if you're fit/toned, smell good, and don't sweat much you should feel comfortable biking to class, if you so choose to do so. also, make sure you have a bad ass bike that probably payed way too much for.

You are excluding 99% of Kansans.

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Re: riding your bike to class
« Reply #55 on: April 26, 2011, 12:45:11 PM »
if you sweat easily you should not ride your bike to class. if you don't naturally smell good you should not ride your bike to class. if you're fat, you should not ride your bike to class. if you're fit/toned, smell good, and don't sweat much you should feel comfortable biking to class, if you so choose to do so. also, make sure you have a bad ass bike that probably payed way too much for.

You are excluding 99% of Kansans.

then, so be it.
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Re: riding your bike to class
« Reply #56 on: April 26, 2011, 02:12:21 PM »
i used to ride my mountain bike on that crazy ass dirt bike path on the south side of town. omg rotflmfao good times

?? i don't know where you are talking about? i would say the river trails but those are north.

don't really bike all that much in kansas, so not sure what the river trails are, but there are dirt trails on the south side of town around this dam i think. It's mostly pretty close to a river as well so you might be thinking of the same trails and just mixing up your directions?

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Re: riding your bike to class
« Reply #57 on: April 26, 2011, 06:11:33 PM »

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Re: riding your bike to class
« Reply #58 on: April 26, 2011, 06:18:18 PM »
what was the porpoise of that?

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Re: riding your bike to class
« Reply #59 on: April 28, 2011, 06:58:00 AM »
I would bike to work but it's still too cold. :blank:

the colder it is, the more bad ass you would be. its science.

Me: It's too cold to ride my bike.
Mrs. michigancat: Wear a hat and be a man.
Me: :driving: but with a bike

It was 44 when I left the house today. :gocho:

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Re: riding your bike to class
« Reply #60 on: April 28, 2011, 07:06:58 AM »
I would bike to work but it's still too cold. :blank:

the colder it is, the more bad ass you would be. its science.

Me: It's too cold to ride my bike.
Mrs. michigancat: Wear a hat and be a man.
Me: :driving: but with a bike

It was 44 when I left the house today. :gocho:

also 44 here.  I drove. 

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Re: riding your bike to class
« Reply #61 on: April 28, 2011, 08:31:52 AM »
some very uncool a-holes posting in this thread.  bikes are cool and people who ride them are bigtime badasses.
i really wouldn't expect a bunch of kansas hayseeds to understand this though.  you guys like john deere :lol:


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Re: riding your bike to class
« Reply #62 on: April 28, 2011, 12:47:02 PM »
I would bike to work but it's still too cold. :blank:

the colder it is, the more bad ass you would be. its science.

Me: It's too cold to ride my bike.
Mrs. michigancat: Wear a hat and be a man.
Me: :driving: but with a bike

It was 44 when I left the house today. :gocho:

BOOM. CERTIFIED BADASS.

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Re: riding your bike to class
« Reply #63 on: April 28, 2011, 01:30:44 PM »
I would bike to work but it's still too cold. :blank:

the colder it is, the more bad ass you would be. its science.

Me: It's too cold to ride my bike.
Mrs. michigancat: Wear a hat and be a man.
Me: :driving: but with a bike

It was 44 when I left the house today. :gocho:

BOOM. CERTIFIED BADASS.

100% BADASS.  i'm going to buy rusty one of those bicycle license plates that hangs off the back of his seat that says 100% BADASS


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Re: riding your bike to class
« Reply #64 on: April 28, 2011, 05:41:41 PM »
I would bike to work but it's still too cold. :blank:

the colder it is, the more bad ass you would be. its science.

Me: It's too cold to ride my bike.
Mrs. michigancat: Wear a hat and be a man.
Me: :driving: but with a bike

It was 44 when I left the house today. :gocho:

BOOM. CERTIFIED BADASS.

100% BADASS.  i'm going to buy rusty one of those bicycle license plates that hangs off the back of his seat that says 100% BADASS

Kind of redundant since everyone just assumes the person on a bicycle is a badass.  It would be better to have it on his car, so when they see 100% BADASS they know he rides a bicycle.

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Re: riding your bike to class
« Reply #65 on: April 29, 2011, 11:50:39 AM »
I would bike to work but it's still too cold. :blank:

the colder it is, the more bad ass you would be. its science.

Me: It's too cold to ride my bike.
Mrs. michigancat: Wear a hat and be a man.
Me: :driving: but with a bike

It was 44 when I left the house today. :gocho:

BOOM. CERTIFIED BADASS.

100% BADASS.  i'm going to buy rusty one of those bicycle license plates that hangs off the back of his seat that says 100% BADASS

Kind of redundant since everyone just assumes the person on a bicycle is a badass.  It would be better to have it on his car, so when they see 100% BADASS they know he rides a bicycle.

"My other car is a bike!"

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Re: riding your bike to class
« Reply #66 on: April 29, 2011, 12:13:31 PM »
I would bike to work but it's still too cold. :blank:

the colder it is, the more bad ass you would be. its science.

Me: It's too cold to ride my bike.
Mrs. michigancat: Wear a hat and be a man.
Me: :driving: but with a bike

It was 44 when I left the house today. :gocho:

BOOM. CERTIFIED BADASS.

100% BADASS.  i'm going to buy rusty one of those bicycle license plates that hangs off the back of his seat that says 100% BADASS

Kind of redundant since everyone just assumes the person on a bicycle is a badass.  It would be better to have it on his car, so when they see 100% BADASS they know he rides a bicycle.

"My other car is a bike!"

100% BADASS


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