Hello ALL of you from =MODS?=

[mods?]

Hello =mods=, my name is KSU_foo, but you can just call me the foo.

Do you play any musical instruments?

Hello KSU_foo, nice to meet you I am =mods=.  Are you having a fun day?  I hope you are because I am.

I enjoy singing songs with the birds and whistling.  I was whistling so much the other day I began to think I was talking to the canaries!  I hope one day I can talk to them and hear their awesome stories.

We should be friends and share stories I think.

Love,
=mods?=

[Joker]

Hello =mods=, Joker again.

What was your first sexual encounter like?

Hello Joker, I think this is going well don't you?

It was very nice.  I hope one day you will have a sexual encounter too.

Hi =mods=, that was a low blow.  

With that being said, can you teach me?

Hello Joker.  What was a low blow?  I want you to have nice things too, like mango candy and sexual encounters.  Is this a bad thing to wish for in America?  I don't want to ruin our friendship.

If you want to catch a big fish from the ocean, you will need to have a sturdy boat and food that big fish like to eat.  I can tell you that they don't like to eat bottle caps.  

Hello =mods=.  Let's just put the whole low blow thing behind us.

As far as your metaphor goes, let's see if I'm understanding you.

If I want to catch a big fish (have sexual encounter), I will need a sturdy boat (van with tinted windows) and food that big fish like to eat (mango candy laced with roofies).

Are we on the same page?

Hello Joker, it's me =MODS= again!  I am glad we can be friends still.

I don't know what you are saying.  I just like to catch and eat fish.  Big ones are the most fun to catch and small ones are fun to talk to.  You should try talking to a fish one day, I think you will enjoy it!

Hey =mods=, great to hear from you!

I read you loud and clear.  Plan on catching and eating (lol) lots of big fish this weekend.  I will let you know how it goes!

[KSU_foo]

Hello =mods=, my name is KSU_foo, but you can just call me the foo.

Do you play any musical instruments?

Hello KSU_foo, nice to meet you I am =mods=.  Are you having a fun day?  I hope you are because I am.

I enjoy singing songs with the birds and whistling.  I was whistling so much the other day I began to think I was talking to the canaries!  I hope one day I can talk to them and hear their awesome stories.

We should be friends and share stories I think.

Love,
=mods?=

=mods?=, that would be amazing to be friends.  I have lots of stories.

You better be careful when you're whistling so much!  You might pass out from all of that blowing.  

I'm just trying to look out for my friend.  Have you ever thought about playing a kazoo?  You might like it since it's kind of like whistling.  I bet the canaries would love it.

XO,
the foo

[mods?]

Hello =mods=, my name is KSU_foo, but you can just call me the foo.

Do you play any musical instruments?

Hello KSU_foo, nice to meet you I am =mods=.  Are you having a fun day?  I hope you are because I am.

I enjoy singing songs with the birds and whistling.  I was whistling so much the other day I began to think I was talking to the canaries!  I hope one day I can talk to them and hear their awesome stories.

We should be friends and share stories I think.

Love,
=mods?=

=mods?=, that would be amazing to be friends.  I have lots of stories.

You better be careful when you're whistling so much!  You might pass out from all of that blowing. 

I'm just trying to look out for my friend.  Have you ever thought about playing a kazoo?  You might like it since it's kind of like whistling.  I bet the canaries would love it.

XO,
the foo

Hello again foo, talking to you is very fun and I enjoy being your friend.

We don't have any of these kazoos down here, but if I ever find one I will be sure to use it.  I am going to write a song about our friendship and save it for the kazoo.  I would tell you the lyrics but they would be in bird which is funny because birds are always singing about friends I think. 

I am in very good shape and can whistle all day long no problem.   When you swim as much as I do you get strong breathing muscles.  If you want to whistle like me you should swim.  You might find something tasty to eat as well, wouldn't that be great!