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anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« on: March 14, 2011, 08:54:16 PM »
uh.....yeah me neither.  i would NEVER watch that.  and if I DID, and I'm not saying I did, I wouldn't enjoy it.


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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2011, 08:58:09 PM »
Here come the Teen mom and Shoretards...

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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2011, 09:00:53 PM »
Yeah.  I liked the brunette chick better

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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2011, 09:02:07 PM »
Yeah.  I liked the brunette chick better

me too.  blond was a total snob.  still not saying i watched it, this is all hypothetical

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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2011, 09:08:34 PM »
Why did he freak out when she was asking him those questions?

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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2011, 09:11:26 PM »
Why did he freak out when she was asking him those questions?

cause he started to realize that the cameras would go away soon

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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2011, 09:17:26 PM »
man, i love emily.
great job womack.  great f'n job.


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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2011, 09:20:46 PM »
can't believe im watching this. First one all year. :blindfold:
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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2011, 09:24:04 PM »
man, i love emily.
great job womack.  great f'n job.

you have LRTVIQ.  Big mistake.  She's a snobby phony. 

That's it.  I'm done with this thread.

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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2011, 09:29:43 PM »
man, i love emily.
great job womack.  great f'n job.

you have LRTVIQ.  Big mistake.  She's a snobby phony. 

That's it.  I'm done with this thread.

how dare you accuse me of LRTVIQ.  emily is the hottest. 


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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2011, 09:30:33 PM »
i like blondes.

 Womack is touching all over her, it's hilarious.
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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2011, 09:39:55 PM »
Sounds like he is a rough ridin' closet psycho.  Obviously beats her.  And she's an attention whore btw.  And a horrible bullshitter.  

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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2011, 09:40:28 PM »
i give 'em 3 months.
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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2011, 12:41:43 AM »
She was never actually engaged to the race car guy.  Just got knocked by him and pretended to be engaged.  Has nailed a lot of other dudes.

But the hottest.

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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2011, 07:08:53 AM »
I chose to watch the bachelor, because I have balls. It was great. My favorite part was on the after show when those cackling hens in the audience couldn't believe Emily wasn't head over heels in love with their dreamboat and booed her.

Emily was being a dumb bitch when she was asking him her stupid rough ridin' questions about being a father. Give me a rough ridin' break, 16 and pregnant.

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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2011, 08:54:59 AM »
notice how we met everyone's family but emily's? 


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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2011, 08:58:22 AM »
notice how we met everyone's family but emily's? 

I would love to dig Emily out.  I'll bet she's a freak. 

Womak is obviously psycho.  He's got the crazy eyes and he's obviously very insecure.  No way she marries him.  She is going to parlait this into more publicity and get her own show.
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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2011, 09:05:44 AM »
ya womack is nuts.  anyone that would get a back tattoo like  he did has some screwed up chromosomes.  he prob ate batteries when he was a kid.


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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2011, 09:28:50 AM »
notice how we met everyone's family but emily's? 

I would love to dig Emily out.  I'll bet she's a freak. 

Womak is obviously psycho.  He's got the crazy eyes and he's obviously very insecure.  No way she marries him.  She is going to parlait this into more publicity and get her own show.

She will never move to Austin.  She is trying to parlay this into some money.  She screwed Dale Jr. for awhile trying to get him to marry her, he said not a chance crazy.  So this is her fall back position to get paid. 

I bet she tries to do some Nascar announcing thing.


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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2011, 09:44:49 AM »
^ sure thing, mr. hollywood insider  :rolleyes:


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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2011, 10:05:56 AM »
^ sure thing, mr. hollywood insider  :rolleyes:

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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2011, 12:32:03 PM »
Dark haired girl dodged a bullet.  Em and Womack are both nuts.

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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2011, 12:55:39 PM »
i wouldn't kick Emily out of bed for eating crackers, ifyouknowwhatimean

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Re: anyone else stuck watching the bachelor right now?
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2011, 01:16:52 PM »
Just realized Emily's NASCAR background. Holy crap.
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