What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?

[PurpleSleezyE]

Idiots.  So easy.

Nice lotion.  Light music.  Candles.  "Rough day at work, babe?  How 'bout I rub your back?"

That gets the TV shut of then and there.  Do this enough, you get sex whenever you want and sometimes when you're not expecting it, and on those rare moods when she's not in the mood, she'll still say, "Sorry, I'm not in the mood ... but you lie back and I'll take care of you."

Back rubs, you chumps.  They are the man's version of a blow-job, and if you do them right (and often), a woman is putty in your hands. 

I am jealous!  I suck at this cac apparently.  For all the fooking footrubs and backrubs I have given over the years without getting anything in return I should be given sainthood.

As for the crappity shows - don't you have a second TV? 

[SkinnyBenny]

It's not so much a second TV issue.  I don't have one, but I'm fine with that.  It's not that I hate it because she monopolized the TV when I wanna watch other stuff.  I hate it because it's bad.

[pissclams]

this thread is terrible.  worse than the thread about Garden City on the basketball board?  tough to tell the difference.  

[SkinnyBenny]

Sorry we offended you b/c you like shitty TV.  

[pissclams]

Sorry we offended you b/c you like shitty TV. 

you didn't offend me SB.  i do like shitty tv, however i'm fine with it.

[SkinnyBenny]

  then.