When I was 15, I was at an intersection at a stop. Car going through the intersection at full speed (around 35mph) side door opened, and d00d pushed his chick out.
Chick was all f'ed up. Jumped in my car and babbled something incoherent and toothless/bloody.
Chick: Mddjd doine sooinsng!!!!!!!
Me:

Chick:
POLICE!!!!!!!Drove her to the station and she sprinted in. I just went home since I wasn't supposed to be driving.
Pretty messed up.