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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #25 on: February 21, 2011, 08:57:49 AM »
Cannot imagine how many Nubbs talk about "if he just went out for Bo's team" the instant he gets in every game.  Gotta be worse than our very worst shirt-tuck nightmare.
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #26 on: February 21, 2011, 09:08:42 AM »
Guys, he's as big as a house.  A HOUSE.  I love him.
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #27 on: February 21, 2011, 09:23:42 AM »
Quote from: steve dave on February 21, 2011, 09:08:42 AM
Guys, he's as big as a house.  A HOUSE.  I love him.

are you going to watch the game on wednesday?  or just go to bed early, put the pillow over your head and try to drown out the superbowl celebration that will commence across the state of nebraska after they win?
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2011, 09:27:40 AM »
He's everything Asprilla was supposed to be
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #29 on: February 21, 2011, 09:40:50 AM »
Quote from: catzacker on February 21, 2011, 09:23:42 AM
Quote from: steve dave on February 21, 2011, 09:08:42 AM
Guys, he's as big as a house.  A HOUSE.  I love him.

are you going to watch the game on wednesday?  or just go to bed early, put the pillow over your head and try to drown out the superbowl celebration that will commence across the state of nebraska after they win?

the later
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #30 on: February 21, 2011, 09:42:11 AM »
How do you not burn off more calories than you take in playing basketball. Is Doc's slow pace also slowly killing that fat ass.
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #31 on: February 21, 2011, 09:56:51 AM »
Quote from: steve dave on February 21, 2011, 09:40:50 AM
Quote from: catzacker on February 21, 2011, 09:23:42 AM
Quote from: steve dave on February 21, 2011, 09:08:42 AM
Guys, he's as big as a house.  A HOUSE.  I love him.

are you going to watch the game on wednesday?  or just go to bed early, put the pillow over your head and try to drown out the superbowl celebration that will commence across the state of nebraska after they win?

the later

good. I'd suggest you pop a lionel richie cassette in the walkman and just let him take you to sleep.
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #32 on: February 21, 2011, 11:46:47 AM »
B12 rookie of the week  :horrorsurprise:
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #33 on: February 21, 2011, 12:33:31 PM »
Have Jamar tickle his love handles.  Then watch the big foreigner throw bows and get double fouled out of the game.

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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #34 on: February 21, 2011, 01:04:59 PM »
You fear the beard his fat-ass, that's what you rough ridin' do.
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #35 on: February 21, 2011, 08:03:50 PM »
Quote from: BostonPancake on February 20, 2011, 08:58:36 PM
Pfft....eff that guy....he's NU's version of JHR, and he just blew his 10 point wad all over texas. 

Nothing to see here...move along.

I guarantee JHR has dunked on many more bitches, so your comparison is incorrect.

If we can turn them over (fingers crossed), get out and run, this guy will be nothing on the defensive end.

This could be one game where we miss Freddy's 5 fouls though.

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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #36 on: February 21, 2011, 08:10:54 PM »
when that kid hits the floor, we need to push the pace like mad.  wear his ass out.
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #37 on: February 21, 2011, 09:16:40 PM »
I can't wait until JO dunks all over that fat bitch.
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #38 on: February 23, 2011, 11:34:43 PM »
so....false alarm, sorry guys
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #39 on: February 23, 2011, 11:36:11 PM »
That guy is great to watch.  I would rather pay money to see him play than most of the League.
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #40 on: February 23, 2011, 11:36:54 PM »
I hadn't read this thread until now, but I have to admit the "push the ball" concept was a real  :lol: . . . apparently someone doesn't watch us play anymore.

In man advantage situations we look like scared little girls taking the ball down the floor . . . just a total 180 from where we had progressed to last year.

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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #41 on: February 23, 2011, 11:51:04 PM »
I liked the five minute or so stretch when this fat bastard looked like he was literally going to die on the court.
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #42 on: February 24, 2011, 12:04:01 AM »
Quote from: Benja on February 23, 2011, 11:51:04 PM
I liked the five minute or so stretch when this fat bastard looked like he was literally going to die on the court.
this....i thought he was going to die and Doc just left him out there
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #43 on: February 24, 2011, 03:12:05 AM »
Once again, ladies and gentlemen:  Daxtard.  He's here all week!
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