Looks can be misleading

[KITNfury]

Setting: Proffesional looking dude enters work bathroom same time as I. At least two others taking a dump.

Broken Rules:

1:  He brings in some paperwork and his uncovered drinking container.
   a.  First, that paperwork will be handled by others you would assume. It's tainted now, reprint. Screw the trees, you already showed your disdain by printing in the first place.
   b.  Uncovered drinking cup? Really? Sure we all prolly get enough airborne fecal matter on our toothbrushes to counteract the good brushing your teeth does for your breath, but at least it feels like you're trying to be clean.

2:  Pees right into the small amount of water sitting in the urinal for entire duration. Piss splatters.You can hit the porcelain at low angles and still be in trouble.  Want proof? Look at older urinal dividers. Apparently piss is tough on paint. Want further proof, wear flip flops to a urinal. Shooting straight for the water is just asking for trouble.

3:  Rinses hands briefly and then dries his hands off with his face for an apparent spiff up move.

[Saulbadguy]

Airborne fecal matter :lol;

[KITNfury]

Airborne fecal matter :lol;

crap is no rough ridin' joke, yo.

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1232738

[dmartin]

disgusting excuse for a human being.  Should be publicly flogged in the conference room

[Dirty Sanchez]

Airborne fecal matter: myth busted.

[Dugout DickStone]

Airborne fecal matter: myth busted.

Proper term is debunked on this website.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Airborne fecal matter: myth busted.

Proper term is debunked on this website.

On the show, myths are busted, plausible or confirmed.  That myth was busted.

[HeinBallz]

Airborne fecal matter :lol;

pretty much what a fart is if you want to break it down to the molecular level.

[Dirty Sanchez]

For the most part, the stuff in air in the bathroom isn't flying feces, its gas.  The bacteria can't latch onto the gas.  You're much more exposed touching the door handles, flush levers and stall doors with your hands than even sitting on a toilet seat.

[KITNfury]

For the most part, the stuff in air in the bathroom isn't flying feces, its gas.  The bacteria can't latch onto the gas.  You're much more exposed touching the door handles, flush levers and stall doors with your hands than even sitting on a toilet seat.

Airborne bacteria bothers me much less than the knowledge that I'm inhaling something that, just a few moments ago, was up someone else's ass. I definitely don't want that gas coming into contact with food/drink. Same reason I won't eat a sandwich on the shitter. It's gross.