Congrats to Kellis, but APSE awards have become sort of a joke.
Many papers do not submit entries and some writers win them based on their name alone. Dan Wetzel of Yahoo! Sports is amazing and one of my favorite writers, but if he wrote a column that said, "s*67! f*ck wH0re bals@! The end," he'd win an APSE award.
If the column was written for The Kansas City Star, he'd win two.