fruity pebbles, game over- peace out everybody, i'm on to the next one. boom and roasted.
Yeah, Fruity Pebbles FTW. Cocoa Pebbles a close second. You know what else is great about these two cereals? The delicious flavored milk left at the bottom of the bowl when the cereal is gone. LMAO at people who don't drink the cereal milk. Losers, might as well sleep in past breakfast and just worry about how to screw up eating lunch. 
But let's be honest- cereal, in general, is for fat lazy slobs who never learned how to cook a real meal for themselves. Generally these types grew up as momma's boys and to this day rely on others for their dietary needs. Hence the requisite "meal in a box". Just add milk? SOUNDS FANTASTIC!
If you're eating cereal, you most likely are using your stomach as a tray to set your bowl on. The contents of your cupboard consists of....3 half eaten boxes of cereal, a box of cheeseburger hamburger helper, and a can of Dinty Moore beef stew. In your fridge we'll find an almost emtpy bottle of ketchup, a bottle of soy sauce, and a container/tube thing of Grands biscuits.
Enjoy your lot in life you cereal eating rubes.
