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Re: Mizzou sucks a bag of dirty dicks on the road: NCAA Tourney Related Thread
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2011, 06:57:30 AM »
Man, Jack Harry is going to whine about the FT difference after this one.

It'll be hard to hear him over Steven St. John.  He was in rare form this morning. :bawl:

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Re: Mizzou sucks a bag of dirty dicks on the road: NCAA Tourney Related Thread
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2011, 09:13:44 AM »
We just need to win 5 more games.  Nub,isu,isu,cu,mu at home. those are all winnable and we will be favored in all.

Yep.  I'd kill a drifter for 6, but I'd knock off a liquor store for 5.

I'd date a (female) Quik Trip worker for a month, take her to dinner at least twice, and have her fix the scratchers tickets for me if we could get 5.

there's a couple hot ones that work at the Westport Road store.  those low rise pants  :lick:


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Re: Mizzou sucks a bag of dirty dicks on the road: NCAA Tourney Related Thread
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2011, 09:45:23 AM »
We just need to win 5 more games.  Nub,isu,isu,cu,mu at home. those are all winnable and we will be favored in all.

Yep.  I'd kill a drifter for 6, but I'd knock off a liquor store for 5.

I'd date a (female) Quik Trip worker for a month, take her to dinner at least twice, and have her fix the scratchers tickets for me if we could get 5.

there's a couple hot ones that work at the Westport Road store.  those low rise pants  :lick:

She was there yesterday..."Is that a buffalo chicken link (2/$2) in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"

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Re: Mizzou sucks a bag of dirty dicks on the road: NCAA Tourney Related Thread
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2011, 11:04:18 AM »
We just need to win 5 more games.  Nub,isu,isu,cu,mu at home. those are all winnable and we will be favored in all.

That would actually make 6 more wins, counting our upcoming victory over Texas.
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Re: Mizzou sucks a bag of dirty dicks on the road: NCAA Tourney Related Thread
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2011, 11:11:25 AM »
As much hope as I thought I'd given up on this team, I think we should get to 9 wins: ISU x2, Nubb, OU, MU, 1 from the other 3 games, probably CU but weird crap happens sometimes. Now we just have to play to avoid the 8/9 seed.   :excited:  :crossfingers:
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Re: Mizzou sucks a bag of dirty dicks on the road: NCAA Tourney Related Thread
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2011, 12:11:37 PM »
Hate to be all  :powerespect:

but.... we need to win @ISU this weekend before we even think about beating MU, CU, OU etc. etc. It really is all over if we lose this weekend

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Re: Mizzou sucks a bag of dirty dicks on the road: NCAA Tourney Related Thread
« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2011, 02:03:29 PM »
We just need to win 5 more games.  Nub,isu,isu,cu,mu at home. those are all winnable and we will be favored in all.

Yep.  I'd kill a drifter for 6, but I'd knock off a liquor store for 5.

I'd date a (female) Quik Trip worker for a month, take her to dinner at least twice, and have her fix the scratchers tickets for me if we could get 5.

there's a couple hot ones that work at the Westport Road store.  those low rise pants  :lick:

She was there yesterday..."Is that a buffalo chicken link (2/$2) in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"

that's awesome, i want to have sex with her right now.


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Re: Mizzou sucks a bag of dirty dicks on the road: NCAA Tourney Related Thread
« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2011, 04:44:15 PM »
We just need to win 5 more games.  Nub,isu,isu,cu,mu at home. those are all winnable and we will be favored in all.

Yep.  I'd kill a drifter for 6, but I'd knock off a liquor store for 5.

I'd date a (female) Quik Trip worker for a month, take her to dinner at least twice, and have her fix the scratchers tickets for me if we could get 5.

there's a couple hot ones that work at the Westport Road store.  those low rise pants  :lick:

She was there yesterday..."Is that a buffalo chicken link (2/$2) in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"


Buffalo Chicken "Bites"?  Umm, more like a large, plentiful and delicious meal.   :lick:

QuikTrip is a goddamned wonderland.

Seriously, what will they think of next????



 
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Re: Mizzou sucks a bag of dirty dicks on the road: NCAA Tourney Related Thread
« Reply #33 on: February 03, 2011, 05:12:48 PM »
QT may well be able to sell liqour in Kansas soon.  Curious what the Sam's Clubs in Wichita will do if that passes, they already have (unafiliated) liqour stores connected.

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Re: Mizzou sucks a bag of dirty dicks on the road: NCAA Tourney Related Thread
« Reply #34 on: February 03, 2011, 05:23:34 PM »
I tried to explain how awesome QuikTrip was to a group of Michiganders.  They just kind of stared and silently chewed their apples.

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Re: Mizzou sucks a bag of dirty dicks on the road: NCAA Tourney Related Thread
« Reply #35 on: February 03, 2011, 05:41:10 PM »
Maybe you can impress them with the fact that QT sells apples next time?  :dunno:

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Re: Mizzou sucks a bag of dirty dicks on the road: NCAA Tourney Related Thread
« Reply #36 on: February 03, 2011, 05:50:42 PM »
QT is not that great.  I mean its good for what it does, but on the grand scale of things it is simply ok. 

QT gets a Chingon Rating Index of Technology Industry Commerce Agriculture and Leisure (CRITICAL) of 2.7

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Re: Mizzou sucks a bag of dirty dicks on the road: NCAA Tourney Related Thread
« Reply #37 on: February 03, 2011, 06:17:20 PM »
Which convenience stores scored higher than QT on this newest CPU?

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Re: Mizzou sucks a bag of dirty dicks on the road: NCAA Tourney Related Thread
« Reply #38 on: February 03, 2011, 06:20:12 PM »
Which convenience stores scored higher than QT on this newest CPU?
probably isn't one

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Re: Mizzou sucks a bag of dirty dicks on the road: NCAA Tourney Related Thread
« Reply #39 on: February 03, 2011, 07:56:47 PM »
QT is not that great.  I mean its good for what it does, but on the grand scale of things it is simply ok. 

QT gets a Chingon Rating Index of Technology Industry Commerce Agriculture and Leisure (CRITICAL) of 2.7


Wrong.

QT is amazing and the roller grill section is a venerable treasure trove.



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Re: Mizzou sucks a bag of dirty dicks on the road: NCAA Tourney Related Thread
« Reply #40 on: February 03, 2011, 07:56:59 PM »
Oh.  I misunderstood your rating then.