Please list your real life analogies, sayings, metaphors etc. etc. . . .

[sonofdaxjones]

as they relate to KSU Qhatz 2011 Football Recruiting.

[OK_Cat]

jordy nelson!

[PoetWarrior]

It was so awesome, man.

[The1BigWillie]

You can't polish a turd. 

[Benja]

We are K-State.

[kso_FAN]

By and large, we won't be able to see the quality of the youngsters in this particular class until 3 or 4 years down the road. All we can do is keep sawing wood and rowing our boat and hope these fine young men, and they are all fine young men, will be willing to make a commitment to getting a little better every day while on our fine campus.

[wetwillie]

he decommitted quicker than ksubrian at a DUI checkpoint

[Poonhound69]

Not everyday is a chowder day. 

[Ira Hayes]

Marcus Jordan seems to be a somewhat decent basketball player.

[Booze_Cat]

"why not"

[MadCat]

It's like taking a crouton named Sams and placing him on top of the giant turd that is our recruiting class and calling it a salad; at least it comes with soup (Brown Brothers).

[badnewsjimmy]

Too bad we are not this.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whoop#W


Still hate those fuckers...   

[steve dave]

People who say they would rather be lucky than good are Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  Being good is infinitely better.  But, if you cannot be good, you may as well pray for lucky.

[Brock Landers]

Well, that's how the ol' cookie crumbles!

Note: I have never actually used this saying but it seems like something an idiot would say to try and defend our recruiting class.

[W.Churchill]

It's like taking a crouton named Sams and placing him on top of the giant turd that is our recruiting class and calling it a salad; at least it comes with soup (Brown Brothers).

This just HAS to be the winner!

[wabash909]

"Oh, well.  Wish him luck".

[TaqMan]

two in the pink, one in the stink

[wetwillie]

two in the pink, one in the stink