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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: show us your buds (appreciate spring, you crapbags)

« on: April 24, 2024, 06:45:29 AM »

Every year i think this weird ass tree is dead bc it buds out later than everyone else but then all of a sudden leaves burst out like an alien

Also 100 Schrute bucks to anyone who can tell me what kind of tree it is.  Bought him and his bro online at like 3am back in my inebriated days because it was weird and now have no idea what it is.  But it grows like a damn weed and is p cool


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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: show us your buds (appreciate spring, you crapbags)

« on: April 19, 2024, 09:38:57 AM »

blurry tulip tree buds


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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: show us your buds (appreciate spring, you crapbags)

« on: April 18, 2024, 07:55:27 AM »

american sycamore poppin’

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: show us your buds (appreciate spring, you crapbags)

« on: April 16, 2024, 03:01:59 PM »

See u soon lil buddies

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Essentially Flyertalk / show us your buds (appreciate spring, you crapbags)

« on: April 16, 2024, 02:58:05 PM »

there’s no question that autumn is the undisputed heavyweight champ of seasons, but spring slaps too

itt post pics of your trees budding, zucchini plants bursting through the dirt, naked ladies dancing in the breeze, or any other sick spring stuffs

NOT SUMMER STUFFS B/C SUMMER SUXORS

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Kansas State Football / Re: lawl

« on: February 15, 2024, 06:38:13 AM »

"I watched Zebbie Lethridge.  And Patrick Mahomes, you sir, are no Zebbie Lethridge."


that's the part that REALLY stings

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Kansas State Football / Re: lawl

« on: February 12, 2024, 07:48:57 AM »

 jury’s still out gonna need a bigger sample size


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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Posts on your neighborhood's facebook or Nextdoor group

« on: December 14, 2023, 10:20:43 PM »

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Kansas State Football / Re: THE END OF THE 2023 PXIIAD POTATO FAMINE GIVES FD A GIGANT SAD

« on: December 01, 2023, 11:46:50 PM »

you’re prolly right

tbh i know nothing about history i just remember the term “potato famine” from that one tenacious d song

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Kansas State Football / Re: 2022 PXIIAD STARCH MADNESS

« on: December 01, 2023, 09:59:18 PM »

I imagine during the potato famine when everybody was looking in the potato warehouse at one point they were prolly like “meh I bet we got enough potatoes in here for everybody.  We’re good “

but then like 4 months later they prolly noticed the pile was dwindling and were like “o crap there’s not enough potatoes to make it to Christmas” and then everyone around them moves to other countries so they don’t starve but then people start dying off and at some point there were only two dudes left fighting over the last single solitary potato

that’s this

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Kansas State Football / Re: KU football is NOT going through a rough patch. Cheer on our hawk brothers here!

« on: November 16, 2023, 03:21:01 PM »

whooooooo wants to sell me some tix so i can take lil' FD on his first roadie

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: At this moment, which is your favorite tree? (Appreciate Autumn, you crap bags)

« on: November 11, 2023, 06:02:36 PM »

we ain’t done yet

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: At this moment, which is your favorite tree? (Appreciate Autumn, you crap bags)

« on: October 28, 2023, 10:23:15 AM »

This tulip tree is a truly weird case.  Planted it like 6 years ago, it was about 12 feet tall, then mysteriously died this past spring.  I cut it off at ground level in May of this year, and then it exploded up out of the ground and had a lil over 5 feet of growth in 5 months.  As the great Goldbloom said, “nature….uhhh…finds a way”

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: At this moment, which is your favorite tree? (Appreciate Autumn, you crap bags)

« on: October 28, 2023, 10:20:36 AM »

First time this tween oak has given me any color

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: At this moment, which is your favorite tree? (Appreciate Autumn, you crap bags)

« on: October 28, 2023, 10:19:51 AM »

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: At this moment, which is your favorite tree? (Appreciate Autumn, you crap bags)

« on: October 28, 2023, 10:19:23 AM »

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: goEMAW encounters

« on: October 22, 2023, 06:33:41 PM »

I think @fatdamon met my dad tonight

Ya I was blaring “start wearing purple” to get my mind right before heading in (as one does) and daddy dlew came up and was like “they should play this at games” and I was like “are u on gE” and the rest is history and we are now the v best of friends

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: At this moment, which is your favorite tree? (Appreciate Autumn, you crap bags)

« on: October 22, 2023, 06:30:36 PM »

Tulip trees just get better every year.  Super fun tree to watch grow.  5 stars, highly recommend


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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: At this moment, which is your favorite tree? (Appreciate Autumn, you crap bags)

« on: October 20, 2023, 08:35:56 AM »

I always like when the top half of the tree is one color and the bottom half is like “nah this year we just gonna stay green from the knees down”

In honor of caturday lil guy is 1/3 emaw and 2/3 baylor.  Both big sisters are all nubbz, tho

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: At this moment, which is your favorite tree? (Appreciate Autumn, you crap bags)

« on: October 20, 2023, 08:33:28 AM »

The $50 a year I donate to the Arbor Day Foundation is the best money I donate every year. $50 plants 50 trees.

Yeah my kids are gonna be REAL mad when I die and they get nothing except a bunch of old emaw shirts bc I decided to plant a forest with my estate instead


Loljk imma be buried in all my vintage emaw gear

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: At this moment, which is your favorite tree? (Appreciate Autumn, you crap bags)

« on: October 20, 2023, 08:32:05 AM »

And on the 20th day of October, God looked at the tree that randomly grew in my yard from one of those helicopter seed thingies like 9 years ago, blew a chef’s kiss, and was like, “word.”

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: At this moment, which is your favorite tree? (Appreciate Autumn, you crap bags)

« on: October 18, 2023, 05:39:10 PM »

yard is poppin off today

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: At this moment, which is your favorite tree? (Appreciate Autumn, you crap bags)

« on: October 18, 2023, 04:24:09 PM »

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: At this moment, which is your favorite tree? (Appreciate Autumn, you crap bags)

« on: October 12, 2023, 10:36:47 AM »

Bagged this lil’ fella while out on a bike ride this mornin


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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: At this moment, which is your favorite tree? (Appreciate Autumn, you crap bags)

« on: October 10, 2023, 07:31:06 AM »

holy balls tdaver