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Kansas State Football / Re: At anytime did Ron Prince ever make fans do a pledge?
« on: April 29, 2010, 10:45:05 AM »
Just pray (haha, get it) that you never see Gill wearing a cowboy hat. You guys are still fracked though.
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: omfg, it's true.
« on: April 28, 2010, 03:44:34 PM »
Ahoi, Matey!!
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Sigma Kappa
« on: April 27, 2010, 04:21:39 PM »So....you're dating a girl who was/is in Sigma Kappa and are coming clean about some previous trash talk on a message board?
No, just a case of ETP doing some soul searching.
Cool. Was just wondering if there was a good story behind this moment of reckoning, or if it was part of a 12 step program or you were facing Judgement Day or something.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Renouncing American Citizenship
« on: April 27, 2010, 03:56:00 PM »
Sounds like a lame attempt to not pay taxes 
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Sigma Kappa
« on: April 27, 2010, 12:43:34 PM »
So....you're dating a girl who was/is in Sigma Kappa and are coming clean about some previous trash talk on a message board?
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Kansas State Football / Re: The ICAT package
« on: April 26, 2010, 05:08:01 PM »
What does the "T" represent now? Back in my era it was Twenty. 
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Mushroom hunting/hunters
« on: April 26, 2010, 02:32:34 PM »
Mushrooms are disgusting. True story: The first place I lived off campus was a total dive of a rental house. One day in the summer the toilet started leaking just a little bit and the bathroom had carpet instead of tile or linoleum. One morning before work I noticed that some gray fuzzy mold had actually started to grow on the floor next to where the toilet had been leaking. I was planning on cleaning it up when I got home later that night. Well when I eventually got back home, I went in to take a piss, and there was a freaking mushroom about 6" tall that had sprouted up from the gray fuzzy hullabaloo. I was all 
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Arizona may require Obama to show his birth certificate to be on the ballot
« on: April 23, 2010, 02:47:14 PM »
^ THIS.
Birthers are retards. I suppose they would be happier with McCain/Palin in the White house??
Birthers are retards. I suppose they would be happier with McCain/Palin in the White house??
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Beer Connoisseurs
« on: April 23, 2010, 01:28:06 PM »Love slamming beers. Natty Light
some day you'll grow up.
Hey now, Natty Lite has a purpose in life. It's the beer that gets you through high school and/or college. Then when you grow up it's the beer that's nice to down a couple of them real quick to cool off after you've mowed your yard or something.
The other quality beers mentioned on here definitely aren't for slamming.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Possibly the greatest food-related invention ever.
« on: April 23, 2010, 09:01:22 AM »you're a fracking Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). i like pulled pork you dumb shazbot!. crap that your girlfriend cooks in a crock pot doesn't qualify. boom, you're roasted, dolt. big green egg is a smoker, learn to read then learn how to use a phone, then give me a call and we can talk about it.excellent. let me share a grit story w/ you really quick. last thursday i ate at a restaurant with some friends. one of them gets this pulled pork dish that was served over grits. i'm like WTF.grits are disgusting and meant to be eaten by mongloids.
In 100% agreement.
So your friends are Mongoloids? Lemme get this straight, you don't like pulled pork, you don't like grits, and you are a card carrying anti-sodiumite. WTF exactly do you eat?
Oh another thing, you thing slow cookers are dumb, well you know what else is a slow cooker? That's right, a Big Green Egg.
Damn, broseph. Step away from the ledge. First of all that was WRFF's lady that made that delicious sounding recipe. She can make it for me anytime. Pop quiz: Smoking meats is A) Faster or B) Slower than grilling meats.
If you answered A, you're a dumbass. If you answered B, then you're admitting it's a slow cooker.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Possibly the greatest food-related invention ever.
« on: April 22, 2010, 04:16:28 PM »excellent. let me share a grit story w/ you really quick. last thursday i ate at a restaurant with some friends. one of them gets this pulled pork dish that was served over grits. i'm like WTF.grits are disgusting and meant to be eaten by mongloids.
In 100% agreement.
So your friends are Mongoloids? Lemme get this straight, you don't like pulled pork, you don't like grits, and you are a card carrying anti-sodiumite. WTF exactly do you eat?
Oh another thing, you thing slow cookers are dumb, well you know what else is a slow cooker? That's right, a Big Green Egg.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Is There Any Doubt We win the North next Fall????
« on: April 22, 2010, 03:55:09 PM »Well, this site was fun while it lasted.to a new site.
No, the transformation of this site won't be complete until some Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) starts a serious thread about having games in Ahearn.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Pulled Pork Wraps with Homemade Slaw
« on: April 22, 2010, 03:04:54 PM »i see you have plenty of time to be BBSing...what's for dinner tonight, slow cooked bacon, eggs, and hash browns with a slow cooked glass of OJ?
Sugartits, those panko-crusted fish tacos aren't going to get made until I get in my car and pick them up from the place that makes them and while i wait i'm going to slam several mojito.
fyp, tia.
Honey chil', I can't start slamming until you get your cute lil' latex clad butt in the kitchen and to the bottle of rum. Muah - you're a doll!
Wow, what just happened here? This thread went from marginally amusing to creepy and disturbing real quick.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Last night's South Park/ Is Comedy Central a bunch of FP's??
« on: April 22, 2010, 01:24:46 PM »
It was the second part of the "200" episode, or the "Muhammad" episode or whatever you want to call it. I wasn't able to catch it at 9 pm, so I waited for the 11 pm showing which is when they usually show that night's episode again. Instead, they had a rerun of the Scrotie McBoogerballs episode. I was kinda pissed. So was there anything in the 9 pm episode that would have caused Comedy Central to pussy out and not show it again?
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: 2011 96 team field Bracketology
« on: April 22, 2010, 12:27:55 PM »tbs CFB broadcasts were crazy good. I loved them.
Craig Sager roaming the sidelines in one of his ridiculous suits
As far as expanding to 68, I'm a little disappointed too. I guess it depends on who the extra teams are getting in. Because if they are just having 4 garbage teams play-in games that nobody cares about instead of the current 1 garbage teams play-in game that nobody cares about, than that's just Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). If they make smart picks for those extra games then it might actually work. Really they're just greasing the skids for further expansion.
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Kansas State Football / Re: not sure why, but this is funny to me
« on: April 22, 2010, 11:33:54 AM »
Yeah, amazing. Will be hilarious when he bumps into Stuckey:
Tyrel: Hey man, how's my sister?
Stuckey: Smell my fingers.
Tyrel: Hey man, how's my sister?
Stuckey: Smell my fingers.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« on: April 21, 2010, 03:14:47 PM »We should make this move even if nobody else does anything
QFT, KSU needs to be proactive about this. If we wait for the Big Televen to destroy the Big 12 we'll be fighting for table scraps like the rest of the losers.
Hello, Mountain West!! Can't wait for the roadies to places like Ft. Collins, San Diego and Las Vegas. Those will be like mivi vacations.
Will be awkward when playing TCU though.
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Kansas State Football / Re: We're Prouder than you!!
« on: April 21, 2010, 11:27:21 AM »
Proud to be One?? Way to rip off Power of One. Turner Gill would be embarrassed from that slogan.
More like "Proud to be 1-7 in Conference" AMIRITE??
More like "Proud to be 1-7 in Conference" AMIRITE??
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Kansas State Football / Re: Does Currie have the stones to hire Patterson?
« on: April 21, 2010, 10:45:17 AM »"The question is, does he have the stones require to fire Snyder?"
stupidest post ever?
What's stupid about it? Because that needs to be addressed way more than hiring Patterson or any other top coach for that matter. I mean, if you're fine with OB as Coach For Life then that's your prerogative but I don't think that's good for KSU at all. Just my IMHO.
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: cu insults burks; players; mcclain; twitchy, bug-eyed guys everywhere
« on: April 19, 2010, 05:51:19 PM »was never any doubt that Mike "Throw Me A" Bohn wasn't going to search outside of the bargain bins (or more than 60 miles away) for a replacement, but this is unbelievable. Buff nation is likely to rise up and protest. I would NOT be suprised to see a massive crowd on campus tomorrow letting the administration know exactly how they feel.
LOL, I see what u did there.
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Kansas State Football / Re: 2010 will be final year to get your Jermaine Moreira on
« on: April 16, 2010, 01:23:43 PM »We are entering a golden age of referee's betting on sports, apparently.
JFC, I hadn't even thought of the whole gambling/conspiracy theory aspect of this rule change. Will make for spectacular message boarding when someone's TD is yanked.
I watched Sportcenter last night to see if they had a piece about this, and was kinda hoping to see a montage of famous end zone dives including J Mo's. But nothing.
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: 2011 96 team field Bracketology
« on: April 15, 2010, 02:14:45 PM »when you see the actual brackets, all the people whining about the change look ridiculous. The final 64 teams will be so much better.
How about just keeping it at 64 teams and doing a better job at getting a better quality of 64 teams to begin with?
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Any of you K-Staters from the early 90s remember this?
« on: April 15, 2010, 01:47:45 PM »What was the name of the advice column running in the Collegian around 94-96? Some of the questions were hilarious, like the guy that was worried about his roommate who liked to masturbate into a sock, and then wear it all day...
I remember that specific letter, I'm pretty sure the column was called "Dear Cassandra". Anybody else remember? Another Collegian gem was the column written by Kevyn Jacobs (note the spelling of his first name). It was some 300 pound gay fat ugly dude with a beard, who walked around campus in a fricking kilt.
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Kansas State Football / 2010 will be final year to get your Jermaine Moreira on
« on: April 15, 2010, 01:34:13 PM »
http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/10209/ncaa-approves-taunting-rule-for-2011
One of the new rules for 2011 is that "taunting" on the way into the endzone will actually nullify a touchdown.
One of the new rules for 2011 is that "taunting" on the way into the endzone will actually nullify a touchdown.