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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: CONVINCE TRUSTTHEDUST TO LIKE STEVE DAVE, also STEVE DAVE'S GREATEST HITS thread

« on: August 13, 2010, 12:58:54 AM »

I'm tired of this topic. Let's move on.

Agreed.

Mods, can we rename this thread "SkinnyBenny's request to blow TTD's meat whistle?"  TIA

 

Let's not act like this hasn't already happened.

1,000 times already.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: CONVINCE TRUSTTHEDUST TO LIKE STEVE DAVE, also STEVE DAVE'S GREATEST HITS thread

« on: August 12, 2010, 04:05:34 PM »

Where is TTD going to/coming from???

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: CONVINCE TRUSTTHEDUST TO LIKE STEVE DAVE, also STEVE DAVE'S GREATEST HITS thread

« on: August 12, 2010, 03:42:15 PM »

Except we kinda do sometimes. 

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: CONVINCE TRUSTTHEDUST TO LIKE STEVE DAVE, also STEVE DAVE'S GREATEST HITS thread

« on: August 12, 2010, 03:40:50 PM »

Basically I just wanna relive all the nut stomping posts but am too lazy to search them out myself.

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Kansas State Football / Re: My God this was fun.

« on: August 12, 2010, 03:40:03 PM »

Also there was the drama of the KU fans degrading Vanier!!!   

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Essentially Flyertalk / CONVINCE TRUSTTHEDUST TO LIKE STEVE DAVE, also STEVE DAVE'S GREATEST HITS thread

« on: August 12, 2010, 03:35:54 PM »

Most posters on Kstatefans.com are insanely old and have old balls and generally make really really bad jokes.  TrustTheDust is one who breaks that mold, and he is a photoshop whiz who can hang with the best of our photoshop whizzes.  Here's what he had to offer in the KStatefans version of designing our new field:




We need his abilities over here.  Dude is a comedy monster.  Unfortunately, he appears to be uninitiated to the comedy stylings of Steve Dave, and therefore has the wrong idea about him.  When I tried to lure TrustTheDust over here the other day, he had this to say: well i don't like stevedave at all, but that thread just made my wiener wiggle. [*in reference to the new field design thread. -ed.*]

Please compile below here all funny Steve Dave posts, from this board and from ksufans, so we can make 'rust'he'ust like 'teve 'ave.  Especially all nut stomping threat threads.  tia.  




 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.

« on: August 12, 2010, 03:23:56 PM »

I asked TrustTheDust this a few days ago in an email.  His response was that he hates Steve Dave.  

So GoEMAWerz, clearly TTD is just uninitiated to SD and got off on the wrong foot.  Please see this thread I've posted about winning TrustTheDust over onto Steve Dave's side.

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Kansas State Football / Re: My God this was fun.

« on: August 12, 2010, 02:50:35 PM »

By the way, it's way easier to be a hardcore fan of a good monster truck team than a hardcore fan of a crappy tricycle team.  Luckily, I am both.   


But yes, I desperately want to be good again.   

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Kansas State Football / Re: My God this was fun.

« on: August 12, 2010, 02:22:26 PM »

Been there since '83, bro.  I'm a townie.   


And this may be news to some of you guys, but we haven't been that good in the last few years.  Winning that game was fun.  Sue me.

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Kansas State Football / Re: My God this was fun.

« on: August 12, 2010, 02:06:04 PM »

Sorry you can't enjoy beating KU in football.  

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Kansas State Football / Re: Sporting Magazine, "Sports Illustrated", has our 'Cats going bowling/KU sucking

« on: August 12, 2010, 02:04:59 PM »

Link plz, tia.

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Kansas State Football / Re: My God this was fun.

« on: August 12, 2010, 02:04:39 PM »

The atmosphere after that game was absolute inxanadu.  5 freakin' minutes after the game and no one had left.  Usually I hate most Kazzu fans, but that crowd earns  <----- one for each minute they stayed without leaving.

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Kansas State Football / Re: UCLA sign ideas

« on: August 12, 2010, 12:46:22 PM »

"The cost of living in Westwood has grown to astronomical proportions in recent years, thereby eliminating the possibility for UCLA's professors of living anywhere near campus, LOL@that."

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Kansas State Football / My God this was fun.

« on: August 12, 2010, 12:42:04 PM »

Can we start this freakin' season already?   

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Kansas State Football / Re: Bryce Brown

« on: August 12, 2010, 12:10:06 PM »

My God I hate our fans.

Except you guys.  (But not JMLynch.)

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Cat Cave

« on: August 12, 2010, 09:20:10 AM »

Boy, that sounds great (horrible).

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Kansas State Football / Re: UCLA sign ideas

« on: August 12, 2010, 09:17:29 AM »

AMy dad got his doctorate from u guys
BAnd now he is a professor here
CSo he's terribly conflicted about whom to root for in this one

Perfect.

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Kansas State Football / Re: UCLA sign ideas

« on: August 12, 2010, 09:15:25 AM »

AMy dad got his doctorate from u guys
BAnd now he is a professor here
CSo he's terribly conflicted about whom to root for in this one

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Cruise Control

« on: August 12, 2010, 08:53:43 AM »

I don't even know any more.   

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Cruise Control

« on: August 12, 2010, 01:17:01 AM »

People who get all worked up about stuff other people do on the road make me LOL.  It's just like, take a chill pill, loser.

SkinnyBenny sounds like a horrible driver.

is SkinnyBenny asian?? 

Well I'll have you both know that I AM a horrible driver and I am NOT Asian.  So TAKE THAT.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.

« on: August 11, 2010, 11:51:28 PM »

OK, Scout board users actually pulled out some lollerfartz on the third page.  TrustTheDust is a genius.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.

« on: August 11, 2010, 04:51:40 PM »

My god.  As if you didn't already know that this board was 1,000,000 times funnier than the horrifically unfunny Scout board, let's compare.  I posted this thread (with fewer jokes, because they're too old to get terms like "janky") over there this morning too, and here is the link for those of you who aren't named Steve Dave, who has been banned.

Excerpt!

Knealio wrote on page 2:  Just for sh*ts and giggles, for one home game a year, I'd love to see us go to an alternative uniform. Use the Willie logo on our helmets and wear grey as our jersey.

joeyshaw replied: If we get alternative's I want purple camo for fort Riley day.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.

« on: August 11, 2010, 01:02:12 PM »

you are all thinking small beans...something bigger and more grand is in the works.  and, whispers of big donors are stepping up...

 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.

« on: August 11, 2010, 10:50:58 AM »

good quality limestone looks better aged and dirty.

Examples and photographs, plz.

 

Examples and photographs on a building, please.

By "looks better aged and dirty," are you referring to Dickens Hall?  Because my feces is more pleasant to look at than Dickens Hall.

That building has it going on. Id do that

JFC.  Lemme guess, you probably think it looks "regal"?   

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Kansas State Football / Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.

« on: August 11, 2010, 10:03:44 AM »

good quality limestone looks better aged and dirty.

Examples and photographs, plz.

 

Examples and photographs on a building, please.

By "looks better aged and dirty," are you referring to Dickens Hall?  Because my feces is more pleasant to look at than Dickens Hall.