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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program

« on: December 13, 2015, 08:28:46 PM »

open-door/family-blog policy will be our undoing

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Donuts

« on: December 05, 2015, 08:20:27 PM »

Catmatt has a great donut story.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Rank your top KC Broadcasters/Personalities here

« on: December 02, 2015, 09:35:44 PM »

1. Larry Moore.
But just because his adorbsness when he kept saying "Chad Ocho-Kinko" during a report on sporting kc's open tryouts. Would also add a "y" sound in the middle of words that rhyme with crash. (craysh, raysh, caysh)

2 rexhud
3 rhyno
4 mitch holthus/robert gouliet


5. Michael Mahoney. If he's on camera, he's not smoking. Otherwise, he's probably smoking. While working his damn ass off.


Honorable mention

Erin little baby factory
Frank boal is a gorgeous man.
I miss don harmon
Chopper john
SSJ is loveable as eff
Bryan busby is the kris to my kringle

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Kansas State Football / Re: Old Snyder

« on: November 17, 2015, 06:06:25 PM »

 'Old IronySnydes' is a wiki article/historical document i plan on making about this thread.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Vote or Die

« on: November 16, 2015, 07:49:09 PM »

Yes. Last game. He hates everyone and everything and wants nothing more than to watch you all cut your longass hair, take those godforsaken earrings out, but you won't because no one around him can execute a goddamned thing, you're too busy rough ridin' around with your ipods and your filthy whoregies on campus

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Kansas State Football / Re: Vote or Die

« on: November 16, 2015, 07:40:13 PM »

Curry will have him stay another year unless he can be guaranteed that BV will jump ship at Clemson to come the K-State. Too many big programs currently with head coach openings for us to let Bill go.

This is pretty cute.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Old Snyder

« on: November 15, 2015, 08:40:39 PM »

Your source is a full on Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  There is no possible way that Sean could move up to HC in just a few years.  More likely, Currie and Snyder are arguing over whether or not Sean will take over the TE's and your Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) friend's 8 time removed source misunderstood the situation.  When you hang with retards, you're gonna get some slobber on you.

 
I hope this is why slobber went with his username

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Kansas State Football / Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)

« on: November 11, 2015, 09:03:06 PM »

This has been our road map.

1.Commitment … to common goals and to being successful
2.Unselfishness … there is no ‘I’ in TEAM
3.Unity … come together as never before
4.Improve … every day as a player, person and student
5.Be Tough … mentally and physically
6.Self-Discipline ... do it right, don’t accept less
7.Great Effort
8.Enthusiasm
9.Eliminate Mistakes … don’t beat yourself
10.Never Give Up … never … never … never
11.Don’t Accept Losing … If you do so one time, it will be easy to do so for the rest of your life
12.No Self-Limitations … expect more of yourself
13.Expect To Win … and truly believe we will
14.Consistency … your very, very best every time
15.Leadership … everyone can set the example
16.Responsibility … You are responsible for your own performance

Take the middle three out. They are not applicable, obviously never have been.
All along, there have truly been just 13 goals. The establishment media, elitist manhattanistan, only want you to think there are 16.
16-3=13

Remove the functions, see through the equation.
16 3 13

March 13, 2016. It's not hard, fuckos.

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Kansas State Football / Re: The official new head coach bio/info thread of hope/change/dreams

« on: October 19, 2015, 10:02:10 PM »

Tony Gonzales for both fball and bball

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Kansas State Football / Re: Snyder

« on: October 18, 2015, 11:20:54 AM »

Would somebody post the goddamned login for gpc. I won't pay for that crap and these copy/paste threads are getting difficult to spot.

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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: The Royals

« on: October 17, 2015, 06:13:58 PM »

Any gE royalfan presence in auntie maes? We loud.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: job-quitting protocol

« on: October 15, 2015, 10:09:08 PM »

After leaving, create a webcomic based on the ex boss's breathtakingly incompetent, chattyass, unfunny doof, racist, impossibly useless younger brother, and highlight what he actually accomplished at his older bro's company:
-absolutely nothing of value
-political conversation wrapped in horrible racism!
-printer support, involving asking others for help doing your own damn job
-bitching about flex accounts
-bitching about all the things!
-smoke breaks!
-receiving calls from companies wanting to provide educational box lunches, and then organizing those box lunches! Leadership eff yeah!

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Kansas State Football / Re: Look on the bright side

« on: October 11, 2015, 12:03:55 AM »

#1world #1cat i guess. eff sports

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Kansas State Football / Re: LHC Bill Snyder is throwing the second half

« on: October 10, 2015, 11:58:59 PM »

Did they load the box or do any clever defense crap that has like 98% probabilty of stopping the run, forcing us to throw it?
Or do our coaches hate the crap out of these kids and want them to suffer through remedial sports lessons on national tv because they can.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Posters you dislike but feel you would like irl

« on: October 07, 2015, 08:49:29 PM »

I've never seen a blog so obsessed with a poster who returns the favor by also obsessing about himself.

goEMAW and WackyCat: live life to the fullest! But first, get the eff off of WackyCats' nuts.

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Kansas State Football / Re: BSFS Expansion Thread

« on: September 21, 2015, 12:09:53 AM »

I think there's just too much revenue coming from convenience store giant Casey's and world renowned phone juggernaut AT&T that makes this tough. Astoturf sign probably qualifies as charitable donation so the ath. dept. can deduct from taxes.

Let's make a ribbon board go all the way around instead. Then we can do whatever the hell we want. Stone wall? Sure, just press that button.  Dillons ad?  Ad for Applebeez on Stonetreet ave? Done.

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Kansas State Football / Re: BSFS Expansion Thread

« on: September 09, 2015, 08:37:43 PM »

seriously when have you ever in your life seen a stadium with a section of seats shaped like whatever that is under the New Ice Family Video Board?

probably had an actual good rendering but it was filled with people playing band instruments so they last second 'shopped in some fans so the band wouldn't feel even worse after the weekend

Don't know the appropriate use of this icon, but whatevs
 

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Kansas State Football / Re: BSFS Expansion Thread

« on: September 09, 2015, 08:03:44 PM »

Oh eff did we just wag the dog

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: goEMAW Posters and Their GFs/Wives Attempt To Draw The Powercat Freehand

« on: September 08, 2015, 10:46:47 AM »

These are great

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Kansas State Football / Re: How Was the Entrance????

« on: September 07, 2015, 11:56:31 PM »

We should hire Tay to tunnel dance his ass off and then lead the FB team out. Otherwise, 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Game day roll call...

« on: September 04, 2015, 07:11:02 PM »

I'll be there in my XXXL J.ERTZ JORTZ

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Kansas State Football / Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW

« on: September 02, 2015, 12:28:14 AM »

Whitey Ertzdog

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Kansas State Football / Re: BSFS Expansion Thread

« on: August 11, 2015, 10:39:32 PM »

weird thread

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Sam Brownback

« on: August 09, 2015, 10:43:16 AM »

I painted a quick picture of gov. Brownback during his clicker zombie illness.

T's and p's

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Kansas State Football / Re: BSFS Expansion Thread

« on: August 05, 2015, 06:30:19 PM »

At dupont KSU, we don't make the things, we just make that crap better.