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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 08, 2015, 03:05:42 PM »
I don't think this Mr. Bread guy likes me very much. Good thing he works in the satellite office up north.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 08, 2015, 01:14:34 PM »Pro tip. Always check the bucket before using, cause if you did you would have seen the big fresh turd floating in it. You probably rubbed poop all over BAC's car seats.Temp, when I leave my car keys at your desk with a bucket and sponge...well, I just really didn't expect you to...well, you know what you did.
Pick up a bottle of bleach on your way back from lunch and please stop hanging around katdaddy.
Zach said that the Mercedes was your car and not to go near it, so I'm not sure who did that. I will get it cleaned for you though.
And always own up to your mistakes.
The foundation of my existence is built on the truth, it's all I know, and it's how I conduct myself.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 08, 2015, 11:38:44 AM »Please lock sd's office up and cancel his company credit card.
also, please a contractor this afternoon to see if we can knock down a wall. boom instant double office space.
They said plans should be done by 2, with a conference call set for 2:30.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 08, 2015, 11:37:19 AM »Call Capital and tell them there will be 6 for lunch
I called and let them know it would be for 7, in case anyone wanted seconds.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 08, 2015, 11:36:02 AM »8mompick is coming in for Mother's Day, please send a driver to the airport for 2PM
They will be waiting for her with flowers from you.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 08, 2015, 10:32:28 AM »Temp, Ms. wacky sent me a long list of crap to get before we leave for the lake this weekend. I'm PM'ing you right now.
Its all in the fridge labeled "For Wacky, have a great weekend!!." I also got a little something for you AND Ms. Wacky to enjoy
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 08, 2015, 10:29:59 AM »Temp, go find us a stud qb, you do that and upper management will speak to you in person
How do you think we got Delton?
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 08, 2015, 10:28:20 AM »Stacy at the front desk complained that it creeps her out when you stare at her for hours at a time.
I'm not staring, I'm deep in thought.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Kc restaurant suggestions
« on: May 07, 2015, 08:44:15 PM »
I enjoy going out to eat with my parents, they always buy!
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Pet Peeves
« on: May 07, 2015, 08:26:56 PM »
People who don't make a fresh pot of coffee after they cash one.
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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: The Royals
« on: May 07, 2015, 06:47:31 PM »
Since the game got delayed I got to watch the end!
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 07, 2015, 06:41:38 PM »Hey temp, did the mods rank posters in demand of order? Because you took care of my #blessed gun pretty quickly, so I'm assuming I'm high on the list.
I can't really get into great detail, but there are some posters who are 'special cases'. I'll go ahead and just leave it at that.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Hey gE Temp, what have the mods told you about me?
« on: May 07, 2015, 03:39:02 PM »
Due to FERPA regulations I can not specify the exact details right now. I will say from what I was told it is awesome.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 07, 2015, 03:37:34 PM »I left an envelope on your desk, take it over to my bookie
Done. He told me to tell you that the new Nikes will be here next week.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 07, 2015, 03:35:57 PM »I noticed the iced tea pitcher was pretty low today. Make sure to make more before I get there tomorrow. And you're going to have to go sort through the tea thread to get the directions to make it because I am not typing it out again.
They didn't show me where that thread was but I will find it tonight and have it ready in the morning.
There's been a request to try some other types of tea, so you'll need to go buy some different varieties. Submit your receipt to Carol for reimbursement.
Got it submitted to Carol and she said it should be ready within the hour.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 07, 2015, 03:34:18 PM »Temp, when I leave my car keys at your desk with a bucket and sponge...well, I just really didn't expect you to...well, you know what you did.
Pick up a bottle of bleach on your way back from lunch and please stop hanging around katdaddy.
Zach said that the Mercedes was your car and not to go near it, so I'm not sure who did that. I will get it cleaned for you though.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 07, 2015, 03:31:48 PM »Temp I printed some stuff out this morning and the toner is way low. Not the lame little printer, the big Xerox Workcentre up on the second floor.
Someone should be coming to help with it soon. Work order #74826
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 07, 2015, 11:34:33 AM »Hey temp, I'm pretty hungover after that crappy Royals game. Run out and grab me a double espresso and some Pedialyte. Hurry, i need to be good to go for my 10 o'clock
Sorry I was finishing up with the list and just saw this. I got you 2 double expresso's to try and make up for not having it earlier. I also put the Pedialyte in the cabinet over the sink.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 07, 2015, 11:31:53 AM »The Pit is still a mess
I started on that last night but that task may take some time.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 07, 2015, 11:31:01 AM »Good morning, Mr. Temp. I'm going to need you to locate then organize my map drawer. I have a very important presentation for clients about targeting our gE demographics efficiently and I need those maps asap.
Please also pick up 10 gallons of milk when you have a moment to run to the store.
I found a map that had 3 data points on it, but it looked incomplete. Is there anywhere special I should look next? I put the milk in the fridge.
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Kansas State Football / Re: KU football is hurting
« on: May 06, 2015, 11:21:29 PM »We have a KU Football thread?!
You need to go read up on the poster color/belt system. This thread is "brown" bait
That was the first thread HR had me read today, just to describe who I might come across. They said some would tell me to go read it, and that I should avoid those posters.
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Kansas State Football / Re: KU football is hurting
« on: May 06, 2015, 11:05:15 PM »
We have a KU Football thread?!
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 06, 2015, 11:02:00 PM »Welcome temp. Btw, my # zap gun is running low. If you could charge it, that would be great!
I have already added it to the shortlist of things to do tomorrow!Thanks! Let me know what you'd like for breakfast. I'm making a McDonalds run in the morning.
That would be great! If you could get me 2 breakfast burritos with a couple hot Picante Sauce packets, I'll pay you back!
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Day
« on: May 06, 2015, 10:54:29 PM »Welcome temp. Btw, my # zap gun is running low. If you could charge it, that would be great!
I have already added it to the shortlist of things to do tomorrow!