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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: The Biden (interim) Dictator

« on: Today at 04:23:01 PM »

dug - I never doubted your support of that mentally incapacitated old turd of a POTUS for one second and there's no need for you or #blueanongE to give him any nicknames or continue to publicly fantasize about his limp old crank and his fake sex life

deflecting the hell out of your suggested nickname.  It was a good nickname that captures him - much better then the unoriginal/man boobie idea "pedo pete" - that one sucked and I am glad you realized it was stupid and for fatsos only.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Possible WW3 thread

« on: Today at 04:19:12 PM »

If I was a maga grifter, I would make actual shoes and call them #Jackboots.  They would come in two styles 1.) 9mm Jackboots(makes no sense and doesn't need to) and 2.) The E Lee Jackboot.

What would they look like?  Cammo Crocs and Confederate Crocs.  No sport mode either, because LOL. 

Selling off the shelf already and I just wrote this hypo down with no intention of selling them.

Sell individually to cater to the roughly half maga population who has lost a foot to diabeetus

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: The Biden (interim) Dictator

« on: Today at 04:15:31 PM »

Big rig Joe perfectly describes OUR president

agreed.  Big Rig it is

ty dax for helping pick

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: The Biden (interim) Dictator

« on: Today at 02:37:14 PM »

Going along with dax's hardworkin/hardscrewin theme how about "big Rig Joe"?

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: The Biden (interim) Dictator

« on: Today at 01:12:06 PM »

I like Pile Driving Joe.  Good job dax!

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Kansas State Football / Re: Football Recruiting Thread

« on: Today at 09:59:39 AM »

Heard he didn't like weirdo Klein and now wants to come home and play for the cats

would make sense.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Kc restaurant suggestions

« on: April 23, 2024, 04:58:56 PM »

Has anyone tried Muni in River Market? We are thinking about giving it a try soon.

yup, pretty good.  Very crowded

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: LOL TRUMP

« on: April 23, 2024, 03:55:42 PM »

his hands like tiny shells

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: LOL TRUMP

« on: April 23, 2024, 03:11:11 PM »

amazing

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: LOL TRUMP

« on: April 23, 2024, 02:54:32 PM »

yarg!  This Pecker be roger'ing captain orange beard right before our very eyes he be

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: LOL TRUMP

« on: April 23, 2024, 01:29:51 PM »

Wrong case #deflectodug

I was gonna say, he is constantly making record setting love to Dr. Jill.  When would he have had the time?

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: LOL TRUMP

« on: April 23, 2024, 01:26:06 PM »

As we're finally getting a look at what Jack Smith wanted to redact (he's an amazing clown, but very much in the vein of the majority of #blueanon clowns)

It appears that so far the documents are much to do about nothing, but it's also comforting that Don Trump is apparently mentally competent enough to stand before the man on this, while our sitting POTUS was deemed to be a mentally incapacitated old turd and thus was not capable of standing trial for doing the exact same thing that Trump was alleged to have done. 

Biden banged a hooker!?  does that dude ever get out of the sheets?

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Kansas State Football / Re: Ireland Pak 2025

« on: April 23, 2024, 11:15:05 AM »

Jamie Pollard said on 1460 KXNO yesterday that Iowa State is one of a handful being considered for the Ireland game, and that it'd be considered a "road game" on Aug 23, 2025. Didn't mention K-State but kind of implied it.

They need to audition to play us like all the others have.  Get in line clones

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Kansas State Football / Re: KU football is NOT going through a rough patch. Cheer on our hawk brothers here!

« on: April 23, 2024, 11:13:52 AM »

I guess I didn't realize that they were keeping half of the stadium.  This thing is going to look like Frankenstein's underfunded stadium monster

This is the worst charity ever.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: LOL TRUMP

« on: April 23, 2024, 10:17:51 AM »

arrr!  Into me butthole I will send ye tremendous blasts of light

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People

« on: April 22, 2024, 04:50:46 PM »

yar mates, old orange beard picked the wrong wench to pay. 

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People

« on: April 22, 2024, 04:33:58 PM »

arrr, the ancient one is using jargon from many moons ago.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Noah smith, liar or dumbass?

« on: April 22, 2024, 04:19:19 PM »

large swaths of this entire country are places no one wants to live

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People

« on: April 22, 2024, 04:13:50 PM »

https://twitter.com/Tiffany_Gomas/status/1722860740783026687?s=20

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1782024257783857643

yar!  shiver me timbers that wench be showing her naughty bits! 

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People

« on: April 22, 2024, 03:57:05 PM »

Can you explain that one dax?

pre-victiming trump for the verdict would be my guess.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread

« on: April 22, 2024, 03:55:27 PM »

Arr, we be the victims, me boys.

yar, the Jews get all the breaks me mates.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Noah smith, liar or dumbass?

« on: April 22, 2024, 03:39:13 PM »

Yeah, I don't really get what Norton did to deserve this ....

Norton knows exactly wtf it did - trust me

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Possible WW3 thread

« on: April 22, 2024, 02:28:43 PM »

Arrr! I've tased me balls! Thanks a lot, Biden!

yaar, that tickled me funny bone.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Possible WW3 thread

« on: April 22, 2024, 02:19:29 PM »

Making it a decade in the Russian paramilitary before getting raped and killed seems like a really good run

Face your ass downhill, me boys. Face your ass downhill.

 

I think/know me boys is going to become a permanent gE meme.

arrr, I do believe I have shat me self.  Me pantalones are full of briny mud.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: LOL TRUMP

« on: April 22, 2024, 01:52:50 PM »

If he does pirate trump the rest of this election I will be elated