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« on: February 24, 2014, 05:43:53 PM »
Dec 1891
Dear diary,
Massachusetts sucks, eh. Americans spent the autumn playing football, so they're all manly and aggressive. I'm a lot smaller than them, and they're really mean aboot it. I invented a losery hobby sport today, in the hopes that it will distract the people from their gridirons and their slat caving. Generations from now, American men will be weak, and afraid of the summer sun. Only then will they finally see we Canadians as equals!
Also, rent In Springfield is really high. I'm going to move out west to find a town with low-rents.
- Dr Naismith