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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Wife and kids gone....

« on: July 10, 2015, 01:55:00 PM »

Get on Craigslist find a hooker and tell her to pick up some blow on the way over. - Epcat

I have a feeling that Epcat and I would get along just fine.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: If the models are all wrong

« on: July 09, 2015, 05:16:31 PM »

welp

http://www.sciencemag.org/content/early/2015/07/08/science.aaa4521.abstract

I'm an engineer and I can't exactly figure out what this means. Is it saying that tectonic friction has warmed the interiors of the Indian and Pacific Oceans?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)

« on: July 02, 2015, 05:32:30 PM »

It can be figured out. They're nifty creatures. Managed to kill a man who wrastled crocs.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)

« on: July 02, 2015, 11:14:45 AM »

He'll get those logs right up for ya.



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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)

« on: July 01, 2015, 02:19:32 PM »

Busch Light: Looking To Get a Handy

Can confirm accuracy.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Kansas City things

« on: July 01, 2015, 01:23:24 PM »

If you're set on things to do between the Sheraton and the stadium, you're going to have a bad time... Well, maybe some solid Stater tailgates between, but that's it. Or a BP is still open I think.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)

« on: July 01, 2015, 09:57:48 AM »

Heading to the 'Zarks tomorrow.  Can't wait to spend three days golfing, fishing, water skiing and drinking a crap load of light beers all day.   

Doesn't look like playing cards is in the picture though, because nobody does that at the lake.

This guy gets it. Slide in a little fun at Shady Gators before calling it a night, and you're on my level.

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Kansas State Football / Re: BSFS Expansion Thread

« on: July 01, 2015, 09:43:41 AM »

What if Snyder adds a 17th goal? 

Then he should prepare to be sued.

http://573682.spreadshirt.com/goal-17-A17143018/customize/color/506

I can genuinely say that I hate that shirt. It's just so Johnson County.

You play to win the game. #teambringbackHerm

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Kansas State Football / Re: KU football is hurting

« on: June 26, 2015, 12:48:34 PM »

An Oread.  According to the dictionary, they are nubile wanton nymphs that live in the mountains.  KU is more like dried up old grannies living in a skunk hole.  It takes their TX coach twice as long to describe their chances - craaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!÷

Wait, skunks live in holes?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)

« on: June 26, 2015, 10:19:06 AM »

Lake houses at Lake of the Ozarks: If it smells like mold and crap, it's mold and crap.   

instead of being a fun hater you could upgrade your friends and family to those with better lake houses?

Not sure there was a better answer here. I mean, f'ing nailed it.
What's the upgrade from deep sea fishing in Key West and off Balboa Island?

ive never heard of balboa island so i'm going to go with mile marker 12

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)

« on: June 26, 2015, 09:24:45 AM »

I don't understand why anyone would be a lake person as opposed to a ski cabin person, but whatever.

Vicinity, expenses, HJs? 

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: brag about some stud thing thread

« on: June 05, 2015, 12:27:23 PM »

Friday afternoon pak's. Definitely a stud thing. Heading out for mine shortly.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: brag about some stud thing thread

« on: June 05, 2015, 12:15:27 PM »

F that, just take an IG and admire it in the morning. Taste is for the weak. Pak'ing is for the strong.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Master Dating Thread

« on: May 26, 2015, 10:24:53 AM »

I know Wacky has tons of non-gE friends, but a gE Wacky bachelor party would be pretty amazeballs.

 

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: 2015 Concert Thread

« on: May 21, 2015, 01:34:59 PM »

Is this Cherub show going to be worth my time?

I've crushed the youtube channel this morning and it seems deece to mid-deece.

Yes... Was it?

Loved this show. Lots of babes, no lines, good tunes. Probably couldn't've been a better decision.

There any shows down at PnL this weekend?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Master Dating Thread

« on: May 21, 2015, 09:28:15 AM »

Hey fellas, I have nothing going on Saturday. Sake bombing at Nara followed by a stumble through the tilapia farm might just make the agenda.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Kansas City things

« on: May 15, 2015, 12:05:56 PM »

Horse as mode of transportation sans being Amish is stud move.

Who's who of Catholics sounds f'ing boring. Abe gets it when he says it's comprised of Aquinas and Rock.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: 2015 Concert Thread

« on: May 08, 2015, 12:55:02 PM »

Is this Cherub show going to be worth my time?

I've crushed the youtube channel this morning and it seems deece to mid-deece.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Jamone Boyd

« on: May 07, 2015, 03:59:11 PM »

F'ing hope so. He has so much DGAF about him that I bet he Ndamukong Suh's quarterback's heads on the reg.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: UberX targeting super stud city MHK

« on: May 07, 2015, 02:46:49 PM »

Agree, what? I've never done this.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Black eyes

« on: May 04, 2015, 03:12:42 PM »

  5% bach party HJs gone bad could've been a lot more fun. You'd be the cool kid at the water cooler.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Black eyes

« on: May 04, 2015, 02:14:05 PM »

This is a very rockstate thing to do. It'd be an easy sell. Probs no questions asked either.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: steve dave provides the definitive review of things (requests accepted)

« on: May 01, 2015, 02:58:29 PM »

Chicago nightlife.

Snickers, specifically

Is this where I tried to get HJs from the wait staff?

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Kansas State Football / Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK

« on: April 30, 2015, 06:54:08 PM »

Psh. Only if he were so lucky.

He was partying at Aura though... Wish he'd have just chosen to crush brews in Westport. I would've found him.

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Kansas State Football / Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK

« on: April 30, 2015, 06:44:11 PM »

Word on the street is I almost became Eskie bros with Gronk this past weekend... unforeseen times of month inhibited this.

However... I call false because I'm not sure the Gronk would care.