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Essentially Flyertalk / Ben Ji.... Where is he??
« on: March 11, 2014, 11:07:20 AM »
 :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:

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Essentially Flyertalk / Anthropology and Archaeology Thread
« on: February 26, 2014, 03:33:34 PM »
I grew up with a decent sized creek behind my house a couple hundred yards that was surrounded by farm fields and pastures. We found several Native American artifacts over the years but never thought much of it.

I dug this out of a box I had in storage and sent a few pics of it to an Archaeology prof at WSU. He responded and told me it is a double grooved stone axe made by prehistoric Archaic Americans around 3000 to 5000 years ago. It was found in SE Wabaunsee county and really gives me a history boner to road trip back home and do more hunting for artifacts. Anyone else enjoy things like this?

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / The game began there.
« on: February 24, 2014, 03:19:55 PM »

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / No Shane means???
« on: February 15, 2014, 05:32:25 PM »
We are mumped??


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Essentially Flyertalk / Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« on: February 10, 2014, 01:57:38 PM »
 :dunno:

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Essentially Flyertalk / ITT you post why your mom is in jail
« on: February 03, 2014, 02:39:19 PM »
 :popcorn:

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Essentially Flyertalk / Any saltwater aquarium experts?
« on: December 11, 2013, 02:33:50 PM »
Thinking about getting one put in. Something big.  Also want to know how to go about getting a baby dolphin or killer whale and what they eat.  Cat food? 

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http://gawker.com/man-commits-suicide-in-mall-after-girlfriend-refuses-to-1479660064

Man Commits Suicide in Mall After Girlfriend Refuses to Stop Shopping

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Kansas State Football / Devon Nash???
« on: December 05, 2013, 01:18:48 PM »
What happened w/ that dude?

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Kansas State Football / Nice little Bo Pelini show on ABC...
« on: November 29, 2013, 01:41:31 PM »
He's lost his crap at least 3 times and made an ass of himself.  flagged for 15 yards for nearly hitting an official w/ his hat... total bad person at halftime interview... general inanity.  Nebraska down by 14 w/ 14:00 to go at home vs Iowa.  :popcorn:

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Cold weather in KC this weekend!!!  Getting off work an hour early today.  Stocking up some firewood, some booze, and going to kick back all weekend and fire up my new HBO Go account.  What I need from my friends here is a rock solid Chili recipe.  I want beef... none of that white chicken crap.  A good thick robust chili.  Bring the thunder boys. 


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Kansas State Football / It's time for T1BW to go to a bowl game....
« on: November 22, 2013, 09:08:58 AM »
Where would you all guess we are going?  What should I start doing now to prepare?  I already have the time off and I already have the $$. Will be T1BW and T1BWGF.

 :billdance:

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Devon Thomas?  Doug Gottlieb?  Bacon?

I think Bacon and Gottlieb for me.  eff these losers.   :buh-bye:

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Lots of  :Lurk: around my desk about another Lebron  :ohno: or something like that signing w/ lil bro...   :popcorn:

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Because math...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGDaOJAYHfo#t=81

Published on Nov 13, 2013 
Coach Kevin Kelley of Pulaski Academy in Little Rock, Arkansas, instructs his players to never punt, never field punts, and only do onside kicks, and he claims that math backs up his innovative philosophy. Grantland spent some time with Kelley and his players to learn more about the coach behind the team that once scored 29 points before its opponent touched the ball.

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 :dunno: Who the eff are these guys???   :shakesfist:

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MANHATTAN, Kan. - Freshman forward Michael Beasley posted 35 points and 15 rebounds in his college debut on Saturday night, as Kansas State earned a 95-59 win over Division II Fort Hays State in exhibition action at Bramlage Coliseum.

Beasley, the nation's No. 1 high school recruit out of Washington, D.C., lived up to the hype, as he connected on 15-of-25 field goals for a team-high 35 points and 15 rebounds to go with six steals, four assists and four blocks in 28 minutes of action.  The 35 points would have surpassed Mike Evans' school record for points by a freshman in debut if it had been a regular season contest.  Evans scored 30 points against Montana State in his debut on Nov. 30, 1974.  He led four Wildcats in double figures, including three by freshmen. 

Freshman forward Bill Walker, who played in just six games last season before tearing his ACL in the first Big 12 game against Texas A&M, turned in 19 points on 7-of-14 shooting with five rebounds, three assists and three steals in 25 minutes.  Freshman point guard Jacob Pullen, who earned the start in place of injuried point guard Clent Stewart, scored 13 points to go with four rebounds, three assists and three steals.  Senior guard Blake Young added 10 points, as K-State won its fifth consecutive exhibition contest.

 :Lurk: :whistle1:

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http://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-most-embarrassing-plane-pooping-story-ever-1456846301

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Just over halfway through the flight, all the coffee in my stomach feels like it's percolating its way down into my lower intestine. I hunker down and try and focus on other things. What feels like an hour, but probably isn't more than twenty minutes, passes. We then enter what turns out to be pretty violent turbulence. With each bounce, I have to fight my body, trying not to crap my pants. "Thirty minutes to landing, maybe forty five" I try and tell myself, each jostle a gamble I can't afford to lose. I signal to [the flight attendant] and she heads toward me.

"Excuse me, where is the bathroom, because I don't see a door?" I ask while still devoting considerable energy to fighting off what starts to feel like someone shook a seltzer bottle and shoved it up my ass. She looks at me, bemused, and says, "Well, we don't really have one per se." She continues, "Technically, we have one, but it's really just for emergencies. Don't worry, we're landing shortly anyway."

"I'm pretty sure this qualifies as an emergency," I manage to mutter through my grimace. I can see the fear in her face as she points nervously to the back seat. The turbulence outside is matched only by the cyclone that is ravaging my bowels. She points to the back of the plane and says, "There. The toilet is there." For a brief instant, relief passes over my face. She continues, "If you pull away the leather cushion from that seat, it's under there. There's a small privacy screen that pulls up around it, but that's it." At this point, I was committed. She had just lit the dynamite and the mine shaft was set to blow.

I turn to look where she is pointing and I get the urge to cry. I do cry, but my face is so tightly clenched it makes no difference. The "toilet" seat is occupied by the CFO, i.e. our rough ridin' client. Our rough ridin' female rough ridin' client!

Up to this point, nobody has observed my struggle or my exchange with the flight attendant. "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry." That's all I can say as I limp toward her like Quasimodo impersonating a penguin, and begin my explanation. Of course, as soon as my competitors see me talking to the CFO, they all perk up to find out what the hell I'm doing.

Given my jovial nature and fun-loving attitude thus far on the roadshow, almost everybody thinks I'm joking. She, however, knows right away that I am anything but and jumps up, moving quickly to where I had been sitting. I now had to remove the seat top – no easy task when you can barely stand upright, are getting tossed around like a hoodrat at a block party, and are fighting against a gastrointestinal Mt. Vesuvius.

I manage to peel back the leather seat top to find a rather luxurious looking commode, with a nice cherry or walnut frame. It had obviously never been used, ever. Why this moment of clarity came to me, I do not know. Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet's virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality. I imagined some poor Italian carpenter weeping over the violently soiled remains of his once beautiful creation. The lament lasted only a second as I was quickly back to concentrating on the tiny muscle that stood between me and molten hot lava.

I reach down and pull up the privacy screens, with only seconds to spare before I erupt. It's an alka-seltzer bomb, nothing but air and liquid spraying out in all directions – a Jackson Pollock masterpiece. The pressure is now reversed. I feel like I'm going to have a stroke, I push so hard to end the relief, the tormented sublime relief.

"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry." My apologies do nothing to drown out the heinous noises that seem to carry on and reverberate throughout the small cabin indefinitely. If that's not bad enough, I have one more major problem. The privacy screen stops right around shoulder level. I am sitting there, a disembodied head, in the back of the plane, on a bucking bronco for a toilet, all while looking my colleagues, competitors, and clients directly in the eyes. "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" briefly comes to mind.

I literally could reach out with my left hand and rest it on the shoulder of the person adjacent to me. It was virtually impossible for him, or any of the others, and by others I mean high profile business partners and clients, to avert their eyes. They squirm and try not to look, inclined to do their best to carry on and pretend as if nothing out of the ordinary was happening, that they weren't sharing a stall with some guy crapping his intestines out. Releasing smelly, sweaty, shame at 100 feet per second.

"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry" is all the ashamed disembodied head can say…over and over again. Not that it mattered.P

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Essentially Flyertalk / BEN JI!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: October 21, 2013, 09:11:48 AM »

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and  :emawkid: and  :thumbsup: and  :drool: and  :Woohoo: and  being all  :gocho:.

I just did this year's potential starting lineups next to the 09'-10 starting line up and   :Yuck:  :facepalm: :bawl: :angry:


Go eff yourself oscar.

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I think we have to win 5 in a row before I even watch another snap. I have better crap to do than watch a bunch of kids who “Mail it in” on opening day and get their asses kicked by a bunch of hay seeds from Canada. 

What has to happen for you to give 2 shits about a bunch of slackers?

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I won my office pool here at work.  It was only $120 bucks for 1st place. I went over to the dude's desk this morning and asked for my winnings.  He said... "I'm paying out on Monday."  I was...  :dubious: and said in front of everyone... "Wow, you spent the tourney pot and can't pay until the 15th... Pay day?" and I said it really loudly. He just turned around and went back to work not saying a word. 

I think he was  :facepalm: and  :embarrassed: but I'm like... :dunno: :shakesfist: Pay me you poor!!  :kstategrad:

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