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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Pet Peeves

« on: December 20, 2022, 09:50:29 AM »

billion dollar grift idea right here anyone who wants to go in on this with me we can split 50/50:

come out with official north pole wrapping paper. Every year a unique design with a seal of authenticity that indicates the item contained herein was wrapped by elves at the north pole. we spread the word around to all the kids, and just like how kids just know to blow on the nintendo game they will all just hive mind spread the word of the official north pole wrapping paper.

Then obviously we charge an ourtageous amount of money for this wrapping paper. got those poor parents by the short and curlys. bwahahahhahaha

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Kansas State Football / Re: Football Recruiting Thread

« on: December 20, 2022, 09:28:38 AM »

Some are calling him the hometown hero

https://twitter.com/JadenHamm/status/1604959261926346762?t=iu141blpRH7VLTTJUUqN7A&s=19

What’s the point of a tunnel if it’s not coming out if a building? Everyone in the stadium can see the players going into the back of the tunnel. This is very stupid. If we did this I would make fun of it just like I make fun of the powercat tarp that’s slightly larger than the powercat at midfield that we bring out pregame to hold over the midfield powercat.

bruh do you even The Hill?

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Kansas State Football / Re: Football Recruiting Thread

« on: December 19, 2022, 10:37:10 PM »

Pretty boaring stuff, honestly

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Chris Beard appreciation thread

« on: December 19, 2022, 01:58:32 PM »

Play for me, I was charged with felony domestic assault and I kept my 7 figure job.

seems like a relatively straightforward bragging point. how many people can claim the same?

the word "charged" is a big time qualifier there

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Favorite conspiracy theory

« on: December 19, 2022, 10:59:57 AM »

the dearth of information on this topic speaks volumes:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_(goose)

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Kansas State Football / Re: Come here and give mama some Suga (Bowl) hot tips

« on: December 19, 2022, 09:55:44 AM »

i doubt he'll even make it out of the FQ due to crushing pelts 24/7/365

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: MEGA MAGA

« on: December 18, 2022, 02:04:18 PM »

The very simple reality is, some of the wal-marts being called groomers could very well be . . . groomers.  You have absolutely no way of knowing without taking a look at each individual instance.

Ok but like only the jihad level extreme wackadoo radical left Walmarts

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Kiss our butts, Hoi! TangCats v Huskers in KC

« on: December 18, 2022, 01:52:30 PM »

did not watch but great win for the fans that deserve it. our offense is only 20 places behind last year's offense too

Hey stunted can you do me a big favor and piss up a rope? Thank you

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Kansas State Football / Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....

« on: December 17, 2022, 10:46:04 PM »

I’m for whatever weird bullshit Yormark and his lackeys can think up to derail OUT and make their season as miserable as possible.

Me too, let's redefine what petty is.

The Waiting is the hardest part ...

If you’re thinking we will back down, We won’t

Rumor has it that BV’s sin is that he had a dead hooker in his trunk. She was an American girl.

her name was Mary Jane

I only have one thing to say to the posters ITT who have kept this bit going: Yer so bad

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Kansas State Football / Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....

« on: December 17, 2022, 07:40:18 PM »

I’m for whatever weird bullshit Yormark and his lackeys can think up to derail OUT and make their season as miserable as possible.

Me too, let's redefine what petty is.

The Waiting is the hardest part ...

If you’re thinking we will back down, We won’t

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Kansas State Football / Re: Big 12 Championship/Sugar Bowl Merch Thread

« on: December 17, 2022, 07:30:15 PM »

I don’t think Microsoft clipart had quite yet been invented in 1969 k-pap.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Big 12 Championship/Sugar Bowl Merch Thread

« on: December 17, 2022, 11:35:58 AM »

Need a ‘22 sugar bowl shirt with this general vibe. I realize that (almost) all cats are smaller than elephants but just make it work it’s a tee shirt for cryin out loud

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Master Political Social Media Thread

« on: December 14, 2022, 09:21:57 PM »

My gut is this one is going to have a BLACKS RULE type ending

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)

« on: December 14, 2022, 08:42:59 PM »

If even 50% of that is true I will insist the mods change your user name to Scoops McGillicuddy

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Kansas State Football / Re: Does Anyone have a better or higher resolution logo of the Willie Lynchmob?

« on: December 14, 2022, 08:33:57 PM »

That Henry Walker one is pure sex

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Chris Beard appreciation thread

« on: December 14, 2022, 09:13:05 AM »

bet he got a text from Larry Eustachy saying "this too shall pass"

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Help Cure Our Curable Ailments Together

« on: December 14, 2022, 08:47:04 AM »

if its late in the afternoon and you need some cold medicine then i would recommend taking equal parts NyQuil and DayQuil. Or as i like to call it, Quil.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: cover songs

« on: December 13, 2022, 10:26:16 PM »

Thanks I hate it

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)

« on: December 13, 2022, 07:03:55 PM »

You know what this whole UT situation needs?  It needs to relax a little. Like, with one of oscar’s classic shoulder rub/not chokes.

oscar would massage his way into a B12 title.

We have at least 2 data points to indicate this is true

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Master Political Social Media Thread

« on: December 13, 2022, 06:00:53 PM »

The scariest part of the last 12 hours of this thread is actual K-State people stating that Twitter was a well run company internally when in reality their business model requires about 80% less  personnel and bloat than what they had.

Per direction from my doctor, I take blood pressure medication every day. But here’s the thing…my blood pressure is just fine. So far that reason I’ve decided I will discontinue taking blood pressure medication.

You’re not even close, bro.

Take 8 laps for the worst analogy in the history of this blog.

8 laps? No prob, boss! I’m fit as a fiddle, my blood pressure is perfect, brb

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Master Political Social Media Thread

« on: December 13, 2022, 05:54:51 PM »

The scariest part of the last 12 hours of this thread is actual K-State people stating that Twitter was a well run company internally when in reality their business model requires about 80% less  personnel and bloat than what they had.

Per direction from my doctor, I take blood pressure medication every day. But here’s the thing…my blood pressure is just fine. So far that reason I’ve decided I will discontinue taking blood pressure medication.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)

« on: December 13, 2022, 05:33:56 PM »

You who doesn’t choke ppl?  oscar.

he tried, they just mistook it for a relaxing neck massage

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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)

« on: December 13, 2022, 05:32:18 PM »

Not like there was a better CF available.  And I'm not a huge Nimmo guy.  He's fine, but a imo a liability in CF with his noodle arm

as long as he can get it to Luis it doesn't matter, that magician will whip around and get the ball where it needs to go

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: politics of crypto (ban that crap)

« on: December 13, 2022, 05:23:08 PM »

I invest on the periphery of bitcoin. Not in bitcoin itself. But if you nuts want to keep it up, I’ll  gladly keep investing in the infrastructure and related entities and funds that drive your lunacy.

you mean like cryptofarm datacenters?

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Chris Beard appreciation thread

« on: December 13, 2022, 05:21:35 PM »

It's time to shave this beard

he could have been the Greatest Of All Time Ever, Eternally