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Kansas State Football / Re: Crushing Husker Skulls

« on: August 21, 2010, 04:14:06 PM »

I was on a camping trip with a bunch of 'Cat fan buds, and what the hell, one of them brings a Nebraska fan alum to the campout.  I'm chilling OK because I'm amongst friends, but the fracking NU fan has to start talking crap about how Nebraska is coming back (you know how they are), and I have to tell him to STFU seeing how were among the Wildcat faithful and all, but nooooo, he can't keep his mouth shut.  So, we had to pound his head with a shovel to knock him out, so we tie him up and make him watch the video of the 1998 40 - 30 'Cats win, and he starts babbling like a fracking pu$$y.  That is so typical, you know?

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Kansas State Football / Re: our home jerseys vs ucla's roadies

« on: August 21, 2010, 12:42:16 PM »

Vista.

They'll be wowed by our silo and sheep experimental station.

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Kansas State Football / Re: RP greets fans in Prairie Village

« on: August 21, 2010, 12:41:05 PM »

He'll learn soon enough about ku fans knack for hitting the exits starting in the 2nd quarter.  My feeling is that he'll really get prime opportunities to witness it this season.

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Kansas State Football / Re: anybody know what...

« on: August 20, 2010, 08:51:04 PM »

Hopefully hearing entreaties from John Currie.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Crushing Husker Skulls

« on: August 20, 2010, 03:08:08 PM »

You and me both.  I was fist fracking some NU gal in a porto potty and her glass eye popped out.  Well, she starts screaming about it and her husband breaks the door open and yanks me out.  I told him i did not touch her eye, but he woldn't listen...just kept hollering and stuff  So, I stabbed him in in the eye with my car key and said "now you are twins."  NU fnas are pathetic.

Next time, use the toilet paper roller, don't risk the keys to your ride on an NU skank.

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Kansas State Football / Re: So when Coffman is trotted out for the UCLA game......

« on: August 20, 2010, 03:00:40 PM »

Makes a good lubricant. 

That's what Todd said.

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Kansas State Football / Re: So when Coffman is trotted out for the UCLA game......

« on: August 20, 2010, 08:16:33 AM »

I'll be about 25 feet from him. I'll just chuck a D battery at him.     

I was kind of hoping you were saving your batteries for the Nebraska game.  Husker thugs are much more tort-worthy than Coffman.

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Kansas State Football / Re: KU's version of Hard Knocks

« on: August 19, 2010, 04:44:40 PM »

I'm a little surprised by all of the negative responses.  I figured someone would at least be jealous of KU's elite football coverage. 

I always hated church camp, so jealousy is not the proper emotion to cite here.  Pity would be the closest I can think of.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Tate is bulking up!

« on: August 19, 2010, 03:31:36 PM »

Whew!  It would be embarrasing for that to appear on the wall of some mens room somewhere.

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Kansas State Football / Re: NU LB out for the season

« on: August 19, 2010, 02:53:20 PM »

I looked at the NU roster to try to figure out who this mysterious uber replacement DL guy would be, and was surprised at how many on the roster are from Nebraska.  There are some players from Texas, but as much as I hate the bugeaters, they are developing their inbred state talent.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Does this make sense to you?

« on: August 19, 2010, 10:21:57 AM »

MOO 28
Tech 46--that's probably too low if their predicted "surprising season" is true, i.e., they have a defense along with an offense
CU  50????

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Kansas State Football / Does this make sense to you?

« on: August 19, 2010, 09:37:08 AM »

http://bleacherreport.com/tb/b5rat

A&M 43
ISU  75
OSU  56
ku  54

'Cats are 83?

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Kansas State Football / Re: Nebraska: Home of Inferiority Complex, Loser Fans - ESPN

« on: August 19, 2010, 07:45:41 AM »

Those tards think we'll actually miss them http://www.omaha.com/article/20100727/SPORTS/707279816#shatel-mizzou-kansas-state-are-sad-to-think-n-will-be-out

 

"But that's just it. Who are KSU and MU going to get up for now? Kansas?"

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Kansas State Football / Re: KU is stupid

« on: August 19, 2010, 07:42:05 AM »

If you watched that video, do YOU remember the hand clapping sequence?   And to try to get a fanbase that leaves the game in the 3rd quarter to remember it, is that an exercise in futility or what?

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: KU point guards bomb in front of NBA scouts

« on: August 18, 2010, 03:38:28 PM »

Aldrich was picked to go much higher in the draft last year, and his draft stock fell some by staying at ku.  I don't think any reasonable person would argue otherwise.  That decision cost him millions of dollars, and probably a year of playing time.  It's that simple.   There's a picture of Aldrich humping a goat floating around the athletic complex at ku, that's the only reasonable explanation for him coming back.

As to the "finishing his degree" nonsense, Aldrich will do what all ku athletes do when they wash up....move to Lawrence to re-live their glory years and get undeserved adoration from the same rubes that think Lew Perkins walks on water.

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Kansas State Football / Re: NU LB out for the season

« on: August 18, 2010, 08:01:35 AM »

i think his time will be spent knitting "3rd Place North Division" panties for his teammates

I thought he might "rehab" with the wrestling team (with the corn oil and trashbags).

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Kansas State Football / Re: KU's version of Hard Knocks

« on: August 17, 2010, 04:15:13 PM »

Quick!  Get these inspirational DVD's pressed and to the ku bookstore, there's suckers out there with money in their wallets!

LMAO at the cracked facade of Memorial Stadium at the opening.  They could have gotten a better impression if they opened with footage of the Lawrence sewage plant.

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Kansas State Football / Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible

« on: August 17, 2010, 03:09:06 PM »

I'm glad you guys are able to get a glimpse of what it's like to have a big-time athletic program.  I'm sure Currie is taking notes as we speak. 

Yeah, records destruction is part of SOP in Lawrence.

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Kansas State Football / Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible

« on: August 17, 2010, 02:57:52 PM »

The 22 flights with information that is MIA were likely recruits.   Embarrassing to have to load up kids at KCI and drive them an hour into fly over country.

Mangino would cheat like that, Gill would just pray that the recruits see the light.  Self would definitely be on board with illegal recruiting like that.

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Kansas State Football / Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible

« on: August 17, 2010, 12:09:23 PM »

We should have known something was going on... Always check the mirror.

Awesome.

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Kansas State Football / Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible

« on: August 17, 2010, 08:55:50 AM »

 The Pitch weighs in with an EMAW-like article:
http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2010/08/lew_perkins_pricey_flights.php

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Kansas State Football / Re: This should've happened to Kellis

« on: August 16, 2010, 09:00:11 PM »

If Kellis wore a stinking gayhawk hat, that would still be the lesser concern.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Dudes, I think we are going to beat UCLA.

« on: August 16, 2010, 03:18:22 PM »

I'm hoping that UCLA makes fun of the silos visible from BSFS, or the sheep pens.  That seemed to make a difference when USC came to town.

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Kansas State Football / Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible

« on: August 15, 2010, 08:01:15 AM »

All this tells me that we are amateurs at this college athletic thing.  If Perkins is half as clever in doing athletic dept deals as he is in his expense reporting, there's no accident in him getting ku in that Orange Bowl over Moo.

In the 60's there was the "missile gap".  We are looking down the yawning maw of a "Lew gap".

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Kansas State Football / Re: share your deepest and darkess KSU-CAT Football thought.

« on: August 13, 2010, 03:39:37 PM »

No Mike Leach.

No Jim Leavitt.