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Kansas State Football / Re: Comprehensive K-State0: A Brainstorm

« on: August 09, 2012, 03:52:28 PM »

I know the Willie they use for Harley Day, I don't even think he likes it

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 03:40:21 PM »

can they dig?

eh, not really, doesn't play to their strenghts 

keep them in a hole

peta frowns on that, hard to feed and water them in a hole as well

just throw cans and tires and crap down there.  don't fill it up to the top with cans or they will climb out. let them eat the first layer before you add cans.

steve dave= new sheep and meat goat center herdsman
boom

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 03:38:29 PM »

RR is going to do well here. Welcome, friend. 

thanks fanning, glad sockgate is over with

NOT SO FAST! I just read on wiki that it only takes 20 sheep to fill a sack! WHAT NOW MOTHER rough rider

glad you took the time to do that after I told you that that was for meat type breeds, wool breeds (white faced) typically have a lot of effing wool, while you are on wiki look at the merino, rambouillet or columbia breeds of sheep, those are the popular/ones i know wool breeds off the top of my head.  I don't like wool breeds

edit- saw your edit, friends

RR drops mic, gives a "suck it" gesture to dobs, and walks off stage as the crowd goes wild!

dammit fanning i said friends and did the  thing, don't be stirring sh*t up

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 03:36:22 PM »

can they dig?

eh, not really, doesn't play to their strenghts 

keep them in a hole

peta frowns on that, hard to feed and water them in a hole as well

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 03:33:30 PM »

can they dig?

eh, not really, doesn't play to their strenghts 

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 03:30:18 PM »

RR is going to do well here. Welcome, friend. 

thanks fanning, glad sockgate is over with

NOT SO FAST! I just read on wiki that it only takes 20 sheep to fill a sack! WHAT NOW MOTHER rough rider

glad you took the time to do that after I told you that that was for meat type breeds, wool breeds (white faced) typically have a lot of effing wool, while you are on wiki look at the merino, rambouillet or columbia breeds of sheep, those are the popular/ones i know wool breeds off the top of my head.  I don't like wool breeds

edit- saw your edit, friends

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 03:25:03 PM »

would i be able to kill a meat goat with my bare hands if we were trapped in a 20 x 20 room together for forty eight hours?

yeah probably, they aren't tough, just destructive
and they have Kynyrd-esque ups

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 03:21:31 PM »

RR is going to do well here. Welcome, friend. 

thanks fanning, glad sockgate is over with

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 03:20:32 PM »

Oh and I used to work at the KSU Sheep and Meat Goat Center. To prove my authenticity I will try to field any sheep/goat questions that any of you may have.  Your right dobber, I have been trolling for awhile, just never posted.

Can a goat eat a railroad tie?

would take awhile, but yes, I've seen them eat wood

umm, idk, I realize they will eat anything, but a solid piece of iron is probably a stretch

they go to town on tin cans though right

is this from the Big Green or something?  I think hollywood overplays this a bit, but I did have one of the bastards eat a textbook of mine, nj

what about like a solid wood board.  eat right through that rough rider prolly?

ya I've seen them eat wood, take awhile for a solid board 

what is their cage made of? like, titanium or something?

dude, it doesn't matter, they are destructive little bastards that get out of the pens every, EVERY, day.  i've had the campus cops call me a lot, favorite one was when they called, I was pak'd (did I use that right, still not sure what it means), they told me to come put them back, I asked if they were going to come get me or give me a dui

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 03:12:00 PM »

Oh and I used to work at the KSU Sheep and Meat Goat Center. To prove my authenticity I will try to field any sheep/goat questions that any of you may have.  Your right dobber, I have been trolling for awhile, just never posted.

Can a goat eat a railroad tie?

would take awhile, but yes, I've seen them eat wood

umm, idk, I realize they will eat anything, but a solid piece of iron is probably a stretch

they go to town on tin cans though right

is this from the Big Green or something?  I think hollywood overplays this a bit, but I did have one of the bastards eat a textbook of mine, nj

what about like a solid wood board.  eat right through that rough rider prolly?

ya I've seen them eat wood, take awhile for a solid board 

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 03:07:53 PM »

Oh and I used to work at the KSU Sheep and Meat Goat Center. To prove my authenticity I will try to field any sheep/goat questions that any of you may have.  Your right dobber, I have been trolling for awhile, just never posted.

Can a goat eat a railroad tie?

umm, idk, I realize they will eat anything, but a solid piece of iron is probably a stretch

they go to town on tin cans though right

is this from the Big Green or something?  I think hollywood overplays this a bit, but I did have one of the bastards eat a textbook of mine, nj

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 03:03:37 PM »

Oh and I used to work at the KSU Sheep and Meat Goat Center. To prove my authenticity I will try to field any sheep/goat questions that any of you may have.  Your right dobber, I have been trolling for awhile, just never posted.

Can a goat eat a railroad tie?

umm, idk, I realize they will eat anything, but a solid piece of iron is probably a stretch

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 03:01:27 PM »

I hope you are not joking about this... this is an awesome idea. I am legitimately jealous.  I have that article as my desktop background. I find it inspirational.

My favorite part of that whole article is the end. "Snyder, predicting the future, says. 'We will be as good as we can be, and we will not be 0-11.' Stay tuned." ... classic Snyder. He knew. He knew. 

Have him sign the article, and then right next to this picture frame the quote "We will be as good as we can be, and we will not be 0-11." and then next to that frame a picture of Snyder with the Big 12 trophy, also signed.

And then when K-State wins the BCS National Championship this year, put up a signed picture of Snyder with the Coaches' Trophy. 

I like it, t-y for the idea.
Anybody beat it?

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 03:00:01 PM »

Oh and I used to work at the KSU Sheep and Meat Goat Center. To prove my authenticity I will try to field any sheep/goat questions that any of you may have.  Your right dobber, I have been trolling for awhile, just never posted.

how many sheep to get a million bags of wool

holy crap, a lot of effing sheep, depends on breed and age, blackface sheep (meat breeds) take about 50 full size ewes to fill a sack

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 02:56:10 PM »

So is this Rick Off: Winner take all/Loser gets a gross 'stache thing happening or what?  :tappingfootguy:

Rules?

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 02:52:47 PM »

Oh and I used to work at the KSU Sheep and Meat Goat Center. To prove my authenticity I will try to field any sheep/goat questions that any of you may have.  Your right dobber, I have been trolling for awhile, just never posted. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 02:47:25 PM »

RUMPUS - AS YOUR FAVORITE POSTER I COMMAND YOU TO STAND DOWN.

but you don't even have any pakheads under your name, I mean I like your posts, but I don't know how much authority you have here. 

Winters I thought we were going to be friends, and now you say I'm a sock

Feels bad Man

That is a sock post.

I only came here because a) wanted some advice b) just wanted some nice emaw friends that weren't looking for a plumber in larned

Not a sock, please stop the hate

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 02:36:28 PM »

RUMPUS - AS YOUR FAVORITE POSTER I COMMAND YOU TO STAND DOWN.

but you don't even have any pakheads under your name, I mean I like your posts, but I don't know how much authority you have here. 

Winters I thought we were going to be friends, and now you say I'm a sock

Feels bad Man

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 02:32:34 PM »

You are too stupid to pick an avatar image that works correctly. You are already among the bottom of the barrel. Nowhere to go but up.

Happy you snide sob?

redact your insult or feel my wrath

Does the amount of pakheads under your name indicate the strength and validity of your wrath?

let's just say I can have as many pakheads under my name as I want

How cool do you feel?

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 01:25:42 PM »

Ya I can't really figure out dobber's hate.  Idk how to prove I'm not a sock, I think Fanning has a bastard child though if that helps.

Can we be friends?

Idk, would you piss on oscar Weber if he was on fire to put it out and keep him as the HC or would you let him burn to death?

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 01:23:16 PM »

You are too stupid to pick an avatar image that works correctly. You are already among the bottom of the barrel. Nowhere to go but up.

Happy you snide sob?

redact your insult or feel my wrath

Does the amount of pakheads under your name indicate the strength and validity of your wrath?

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 01:14:42 PM »

You are too stupid to pick an avatar image that works correctly. You are already among the bottom of the barrel. Nowhere to go but up.

Happy you snide sob?

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Kansas State Football / Re: I like this place

« on: August 09, 2012, 01:06:12 PM »

Ya I can't really figure out dobber's hate.  Idk how to prove I'm not a sock, I think Fanning has a bastard child though if that helps. 

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Kansas State Football / Sheep and Meat Goat Q/A (still like some advice on sweet SI issue)

« on: August 09, 2012, 11:54:06 AM »

First time poster, long time viewer.

I wanted to get goEMAW's elite advice on a situation I have.  I just got out of college and joined the real world.  I have an office job, but no emaw influenced decorations in my office.  Cruised around the net for awhile and found a September 4th, 1989 issue of Sports Illustrated in mint condition and purchased it.  Rick, why in the eff does it matter that you bought and old shitty issue of SI one might ask?  Well this is the issue that they proclaimed KSU to be FutilityU.  I thought it would be  if I got it signed by Snyder and framed it and hung it in my office, I then e-mailed Currie (he replied, pretty shocked that he did) and got me into touch with Snyder's personal assistant who got into touch with me and is agreeing to get it signed for me. 

My question(s) to all of you out there is how should I do it?  Should I have him sign the article, the magazine, how should I have it framed, etc.  Or maybe you can tell me if you think I am a raging idiot/possible tuck at having this hang in my office. 

All constructive comments will be appreciated.  I am a little apprehensive about posting here as I have seen what some of you can do to a person on this site and the obvious personal turmoil this would cause on myself if I was not accepted.  Please don't be a d-bag. 

As my title says, I like this place.  Favorite poster is Dlew or Fanning.  Favorite thread BY FAR is GPC Thread Title of the Day.  I cannot figure out if elwoodcat is a sock or not, but I pray that he is real and I could meet him one day.  My first game I was present at was when we played Cincinatti in the early 90's.  I hate that people yell Chiefs at the end of the National Anthem. 

Thanks for viewing and I look forward to possibly posting on here more to escape the dim reality of my life now that I am in an office and hope that posting will brighten my days.