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Kansas State Football / Re: "Willie Billy" -- new song on p. 4
« on: September 15, 2016, 09:27:48 PM »
i dont get it
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Kansas State Football / Re: The Pylon Cam
« on: September 15, 2016, 09:20:55 PM »
THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fart*
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Kansas State Football / The Pylon Cam
« on: September 15, 2016, 09:15:14 PM »
its the best thing since SPACE JAMS!!!!!!
SERIOUSLY THO ITS THE BEST NEW INOVATION TO FOOTBALL AND IT COMPLETES ME!!!
SERIOUSLY THO ITS THE BEST NEW INOVATION TO FOOTBALL AND IT COMPLETES ME!!!
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Kansas State Football / Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« on: August 10, 2016, 08:47:02 AM »
looks like hes chewing gum and they took the pick mid chew
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 27, 2016, 08:36:20 AM »
also i kinda woosed out with starla because i was going to ask her to go to a movie but that can wait until next year. i did make some progress tho because she dropped her pencil on the ground and i got down on the ground real quick and got it for her it may have been to quick because she said "THAT WAS ENTHUSIASTIC" when i gave it to her but then she laughed and said thanks too.
im thinking that i probably shoudlve said something like IM ALSO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT MOVIES DO YOU WANNA GO WITH ME TO SEE ONE but im not too good at thinking on my feet and i didn't think of that one until way later when we were on the way to kansas city.
also in unrelated news did you know theres a gas station called in kansas city called quick trips and they have a roller grill and on this roller grill they have these THINGS called macaroni and cheese takitos????? THERE AMAZING YOU SHOULD GET SOME IF YOU LIFE IN KC
im thinking that i probably shoudlve said something like IM ALSO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT MOVIES DO YOU WANNA GO WITH ME TO SEE ONE but im not too good at thinking on my feet and i didn't think of that one until way later when we were on the way to kansas city.
also in unrelated news did you know theres a gas station called in kansas city called quick trips and they have a roller grill and on this roller grill they have these THINGS called macaroni and cheese takitos????? THERE AMAZING YOU SHOULD GET SOME IF YOU LIFE IN KC
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Obama Foreign Doctrine. Peace Through Naive Wussy
« on: May 27, 2016, 08:18:17 AM »
PEACE THROGH GREAT WOLF LODGE!!!
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 27, 2016, 08:16:04 AM »
OMG YOU GUYS ARE NOT EVEN GONNA BELIEVE THIS
on wensday i was in 5th hour ceramics and turned in my clay final project which wasnt very good it was a blowfish but all of the spines kept falling off but anyways. i was done with the project at the beginning of the hour and i got my overall final grade which was a 96 whats up and then it was like OH GREAT NOW I HAVE TO SIT HERE FOR ANOTHER HOUR AND A HALF IN THIS JOCKSTRAP WAITING FOR CORDELL TO SMASH ME and then i got called down to receptoin. i was kind of relieved because i thought that maybe the mr. marsh the principle heard about the fight and was going to break it up before it even started but when i got there my grandma was waiting for me and she was like i knew you were done with your finals so SURPRISE WERE TAKING YOU TO GREAT WOLF LODGE!!!!!!
so not only did i get to avoid cordell and i didnt have to ride the bus home after getting beat up i went straight to kansas city and got to ride some sweet waterslides. ive gotta be honest i dont like taking my shirt off in public but there were a lot of other people there that looked a lot like me so i didnt feel to bad also my room was a WOLF DEN which means there was a BUNK BED and wolves painted on the walls that was sweet. i did think it was weird that i slept on the top bunk and grandma slept in the double bed and no on e slept on the bottom bunk but whatever. when we checked in i got some sweet wolf ears to wear around and also they have this thing called majic quest where you get to go around zapping things with a majic want to see if they open. i was also hoping i would get to see a boob fall out when a girl went down a water slide but NO SUCH LUCK but still the trip to gwl was way better then getting beat up by cordell and we got to go to cabellas to.
on wensday i was in 5th hour ceramics and turned in my clay final project which wasnt very good it was a blowfish but all of the spines kept falling off but anyways. i was done with the project at the beginning of the hour and i got my overall final grade which was a 96 whats up and then it was like OH GREAT NOW I HAVE TO SIT HERE FOR ANOTHER HOUR AND A HALF IN THIS JOCKSTRAP WAITING FOR CORDELL TO SMASH ME and then i got called down to receptoin. i was kind of relieved because i thought that maybe the mr. marsh the principle heard about the fight and was going to break it up before it even started but when i got there my grandma was waiting for me and she was like i knew you were done with your finals so SURPRISE WERE TAKING YOU TO GREAT WOLF LODGE!!!!!!
so not only did i get to avoid cordell and i didnt have to ride the bus home after getting beat up i went straight to kansas city and got to ride some sweet waterslides. ive gotta be honest i dont like taking my shirt off in public but there were a lot of other people there that looked a lot like me so i didnt feel to bad also my room was a WOLF DEN which means there was a BUNK BED and wolves painted on the walls that was sweet. i did think it was weird that i slept on the top bunk and grandma slept in the double bed and no on e slept on the bottom bunk but whatever. when we checked in i got some sweet wolf ears to wear around and also they have this thing called majic quest where you get to go around zapping things with a majic want to see if they open. i was also hoping i would get to see a boob fall out when a girl went down a water slide but NO SUCH LUCK but still the trip to gwl was way better then getting beat up by cordell and we got to go to cabellas to.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 23, 2016, 07:21:43 PM »
no were not out of school yet i had fourth and 6th hour finals today and first and third tomorrow then 2nd and 5th on wednesday and its a half day which i would be exstatic about if i wasn't about to get smashed by an OLDER KID it just means i get beat up 3 hours earlier than
also im really into all this advice about kicking him in the balls cuz that might be the great equalizer but then i got to thinking WHAT IF HE HAS THE SAME PLAN so i went to walmart today and got a jockstrap.
also im really into all this advice about kicking him in the balls cuz that might be the great equalizer but then i got to thinking WHAT IF HE HAS THE SAME PLAN so i went to walmart today and got a jockstrap.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 20, 2016, 09:37:32 PM »
no hes real a metaphor couldn't punch me in the commons in front of everyone
Cordell is a hurricane made of fists and elbows and teeth
Cordell is a hurricane made of fists and elbows and teeth
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 20, 2016, 04:02:26 PM »
i cant transfer MMS papooses 4 life
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 20, 2016, 02:28:03 PM »
I know he plays football but I dont know if he's a star or not he plays a lineman or linebacker or something on defense
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 20, 2016, 02:18:17 PM »
you dont know what that lunch punch felt like
I think he might actually be incincible
And he's black I don't know if I mentioned that
I think he might actually be incincible
And he's black I don't know if I mentioned that
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 20, 2016, 02:04:19 PM »
AND HE NEVER SAID SORRY
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 20, 2016, 02:02:56 PM »
cordell is a friggin jerk I was walking through the commons after lunch and he said SUH DOO or something like that and punched me in the collarbone
I told the lunchroom super visor and he asked Cordell and Cordell said it was like a playful lunch punch and he was just saying what's up but playful or not it made me fall down and hurt like a ****!!!!!! and he didn't even get in trouble for it I thought that was the cool super visor but apparently not this is going to be the longest week of my life
I told the lunchroom super visor and he asked Cordell and Cordell said it was like a playful lunch punch and he was just saying what's up but playful or not it made me fall down and hurt like a ****!!!!!! and he didn't even get in trouble for it I thought that was the cool super visor but apparently not this is going to be the longest week of my life
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 19, 2016, 09:40:16 AM »
your a dang jerk and your not helping!!!! no one asked 4 your opinion ANYWAYS!!!! i dont know many celebritys and dont even know who that guy is i just googled chubby middle school celebrity and thats what came up no need to be a JERK!!!! and that guy doesnt even really look like me ANYWAYS!!!
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 19, 2016, 08:57:27 AM »Post an age appropriate pic of the celebrity you most look like. Then, I'll post an age appropriate pic of a celebrity that you could beat up. Lastly, you find a person in your school that looks like the celebrity I post a picture of and you kick their ass.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 19, 2016, 07:42:41 AM »
THAN CORDELL DOESNT EVEN STAND A CHANCE WITH HER!!!!
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 19, 2016, 06:23:51 AM »
i like the idea of skipping school that day but were having a homeroom party and im supposed to bring chips also i was thinking about asking out this girl named starla for the movies on the last day because if she says no and then i get beat up its like hey, i was already having a bad day anyway but if she says yes then i get beat up its like, hey i got beat up but at least i get to go see captain amarica with a girl THOUGHTS????
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 17, 2016, 11:02:24 AM »
Pick your opponent, don't let your opponent pick you. Find a kid you can beat and fight him earlier in the day. You get sent home 1-0
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i got to be honest imnot sure that kid exists
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Obama. Ashamed we won WWII.
« on: May 15, 2016, 02:34:58 PM »
This thread doesnt even make any sense Obama didn't even have anything to do with wwii he wasnt even alive back then during hiroshima
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 15, 2016, 09:28:56 AM »
you havent seen cordell hes huge i think stabbing him wont work itll just make him mad and spinach is fine for fighting pluto but pluto is white and fat cordell is BLACK AND MUCLEY IM NOT SURE HOW I CAN BE MORE CLEAR ABOUT THAT
plus if i stab him ill get suspended for having a knife at school and if i get suspended on the last day im betting my grandma will take away my laptop and then its like BYE BYE GO EMAW
plus if i stab him ill get suspended for having a knife at school and if i get suspended on the last day im betting my grandma will take away my laptop and then its like BYE BYE GO EMAW
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 15, 2016, 08:37:29 AM »
man u dont have to be a dick im not going to put feces on my face i just want some FIGHT ADVICE
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 14, 2016, 10:35:00 PM »
i said i didn't have time to learn karate much less kickboxing unless you know of some kind of kickboxing/karate rosetta stone
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / FIGHT ADVICE
« on: May 14, 2016, 10:24:54 PM »
problem:
theres this dude named cordell at school thats scary as crap. he didn't tell me but someone else on friday told me that he was going to beat me up on the last day of school before we get on the bus so i need some advice.
Obviously its to late for me to try to learn karate by next wensday or any other marshall arts so idk wth i should do because i know you cant tell by me typing but im white and kind of chubby and i dont play sports (BUT I LOVE THEM) and cordell is big and black and mean and wants to beat me up for whatever reason
Right now my plan is to take a fanny pack full of sand to school and if he tries to get tough with me i be like HAY HERE'S MY ICE CREAM MONEY JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
and then i reach into my fanny pack of sand and throw it in his eyes and then run away. it would buy me some time and then i could make it until next school year when he goes to high school and hed probably forget about it by next year ANYWAYS and find someone else to pick on by then THOUGHTS?????
theres this dude named cordell at school thats scary as crap. he didn't tell me but someone else on friday told me that he was going to beat me up on the last day of school before we get on the bus so i need some advice.
Obviously its to late for me to try to learn karate by next wensday or any other marshall arts so idk wth i should do because i know you cant tell by me typing but im white and kind of chubby and i dont play sports (BUT I LOVE THEM) and cordell is big and black and mean and wants to beat me up for whatever reason
Right now my plan is to take a fanny pack full of sand to school and if he tries to get tough with me i be like HAY HERE'S MY ICE CREAM MONEY JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
and then i reach into my fanny pack of sand and throw it in his eyes and then run away. it would buy me some time and then i could make it until next school year when he goes to high school and hed probably forget about it by next year ANYWAYS and find someone else to pick on by then THOUGHTS?????