Stopping tee-ball/Little League games mid pitch because "the river is running!!!"
Getting dominated by NE Kansas private schools at State and proclaiming that they recruit.
Ridin' in the river.
Having nicknames in HS for towns like:
Hogtown = Hugoton
Useless = Ulysses
Condom City = Johnson City
Being in a car with 50+ MPH crosswinds with a first timer.
Tumbleweeds as big as small cars.
Having some counties on the border in Mountain Time and making a huge deal out of it when you have to travel out there.
Having one bar in the entire county.
The drive to Elkhart.
"The Turnaround" / Bustin' a cruise
Explaning to people what that mysterious smell is (feedyards, packer incinerators, etc.)
Trying to justify SWKS when people are like "This. is SWKS...?"
Scanning through the radio and getting two country, two rock, one Christian, and five Hispanic stations.
Grain chaff EVERYWHERE.
Having State tennis at the end of May when it's 103 with 45+ MPH winds and listening to easterners piss and moan all day about how "it's so hot, dry, and windy out here. Why would anyone want to live out here?" and then having someone retort "Listen, it could be a lot worse - we could have a feedyard south of us." And everyone laughs, but not the easterners because they don't get it.