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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

this is amazing, then read about more culture-bound syndromes. I have talked to koreans irl that believe this.

wtflol

I don't know what's worse, their government propagating it or those dipshits believing it. 

7677
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_(medicine)

eek!

"Asians with complaints of genital retraction believe that the condition is fatal, unlike most Westerners."

What a bunch of weirdos.   

7678
I spent like a whole workday once going through serial killer articles. pretty much traumatized myself

I've actually done this as well. Bundy's was prob the best with the whole escaping from prison hijinx

Me too.  Houston mass murders (Dean Corll).   :frown:  Torture boards, man rape, live castrations, etc.  Ultimately shot by one of his accomplices.  Worst stuff you've probably never heard about. 

7679
Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Any cyclists?
« on: July 12, 2012, 03:46:20 PM »
always wear a helmet, mine has saved my ass several times

You should wear it on your head, not your butt.  You might not be so lucky in the future. 

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there is no way you could take even a medium sized cow.  you couldn't even wound it.  even if it just stood there it could take your punches/kicks and be unphased until you exhausted yourself.

Confirmed.


that's such bullshit. I mean, you might have to be pretty unconventional and start biting off body parts and gouging out eyeballs or something but if you put me and a medium sized dairy cow in a room with the statement that I would get no food or water and couldn't leave the room until the cow was dead you can take it to the rough ridin' bank that there would be one god damned dead cow within a day or two

I would jam my arm down it's throat and suffocate it from within.

Best offense is a good defense.  That's like saying you could kill a punching bag.  They're the Highlander of the animal kingdom. 

7681
Essentially Flyertalk / Re: beer league softball
« on: July 12, 2012, 12:28:25 PM »
Haha.  RD has big strong man hands.  I bet they're all sausagey and hairy-knuckled.  Way to be proud of them.  It's not 1920.  They're rough ridin' useless for important modern day things like typing.  I bet you're all "oh, man I meant to type something other than my big old fingers typed."   :dunno:

i'd actually bet a dollar that my hands are dantiest/least manly hands of anyone posting in this thread. embarrasingly so.

I just happen to be able to grip a bat and swing it without the bat flying out of my hands for no rough ridin' reason at all. quite the skill I guess.

Sorry RD.  Mine are just regular.  Probably medium power. 

7682
there is no way you could take even a medium sized cow.  you couldn't even wound it.  even if it just stood there it could take your punches/kicks and be unphased until you exhausted yourself.

Confirmed. 

7683
Kansas State Football / Re: Rank the top 5 WRs in KSU history
« on: July 11, 2012, 05:24:52 PM »
QBs:

Freeman
Bishop
Roberson
Klein
DickeyMay

Who?

Indeed.  I even know Chad May.  I remember when the Vikings drafted him to be the quarterback of the future. 

7684
I think I could kill a couple mice. But then again, maybe not. They're pretty cute, and I'd have to squeeze them to death, and I bet when I start squeezing them out of fear for my live, it turns into a big hug that I'm giving them with my hands because I realize mid-strangle just how cute they are.

Don't do it Jakesies.  I dropped a hamster when I was five and it died.  You do not want that on your conscience.  He was a Christmas present and we could only get them out for a little bit.  I still had to get ready to go to my grandparents after.  It was terrible.   :frown:

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: beer league softball
« on: July 11, 2012, 05:01:03 PM »
Haha.  RD has big strong man hands.  I bet they're all sausagey and hairy-knuckled.  Way to be proud of them.  It's not 1920.  They're rough ridin' useless for important modern day things like typing.  I bet you're all "oh, man I meant to type something other than my big old fingers typed."   :dunno:

7686
Kansas State Football / Re: I'm not sure what I'd do...
« on: July 11, 2012, 04:48:42 PM »
Most importantly, who the hell would have to sell a vehicle to buy tickets to a football game? :dunno:

I would say Iowa State fans, but we all know their trucks aren't worth that much, poor flooded bastards.  Amirite? 

7687
Kansas State Football / Re: I'm not sure what I'd do...
« on: July 11, 2012, 04:33:46 PM »
lukesanders718
I was preferential to, "Col Luke, reporting for duty, sir." But you got this one covered.

It was my first time.  Baby steps. 

7688
Kansas State Football / Re: BSFS Expansion Thread
« on: July 11, 2012, 04:30:21 PM »
Two Bobcats!   :runaway:

Well, you can't race with just one.   :dunno:

This how construction works, guys.

Nope.  Bobcat fight.  When two fellers get to bobcattin in the same vicinity, it's inevitable.  And awesome. 

7690
Kansas State Football / Re: BSFS Expansion Thread
« on: July 11, 2012, 04:27:05 PM »
what's your guys' point?  that k-state should try to get nice stuff?

I think it's that nice stuff is for pussies.  Or that it contributes to the fostering of pussies. 

7691
holy crap, just saw this post by mr. bread.  brought up the same basic principle in my 1 on 5 rodent fight scenario.  we should be best friends mr. bread.

:love:  Yes, I'm in!  Does this mean I can drop in on some manner of pak and not get picked on or talked about when I go to pee, like how it's weird that I actually showed up even though I'm not natural born EMAW?  Probably too soon.  I get a little ahead of myself and also handsy.  Play it cool Mr Bread, play it cool. 

7692
how did people wake up on time b4 alarm clocks?

Native Americans used to drink a lot of water to wake up early for battles and stuff. 

Nuts Kicked got me.  I'm leaving it still.

7693
Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Re: beer league softball
« on: July 11, 2012, 04:08:24 PM »
here's the deal for me with taking things like softball seriously vs not taking them seriously. there has to be some kind of happy medium. taking them too serious is ridiculous but you at least have to try or else what's the point. basically if there is a team vs another team and someone is getting paid (ref, score keeper) then you're obligated to kind of try. if not then you aren't.

If you wear baseball pants, you're probably taking it too seriously. Batting gloves, maybe.

If you cuss out an ump over a call, you're taking it too seriously.

If you are genuinely angry at a teammate's performance, you're taking it too seriously.

If you do a quick tag on a guy even though he is obviously safe because that's what you were taught in little league, you're taking it too seriously.

Hustling out an infield single or diving for the occasional grounder, you're OK.

I don't know about that one.  I could start off totally not giving a eff and then get pretty pissed, pretty quick at someone for being some half-assed fuckface out there.  I mean what are we out here for?

Well, it appears you are here to kick ass, take names, and slide into second.

It's probably just because I'm picturing someone I don't like anyway as being the person performing poorly. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Kats Win Big 12, PigAggies get last laugh
« on: July 11, 2012, 04:02:54 PM »
Maybe we would jump up a notch in the hierarchy:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/stewart_mandel/07/11/kings-barons-knights-peasants-mailbag/index.html?eref=sihp&sct=hp_t11_a0

King: OU, UT

Baron: WVU

Knight: OSU, TT, K-State, TCU, Illinois  :love:

Peasant: KU, ISU, Baylor

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They prefer to start the day with booty bumps/butt rockets (meth administered in the rectum).  The ladies generally boof or suitcase it I've heard.  Fancy iced coffees don't really stack up.

Holy crap!  I had to make numerous consultations to urbandictionary.com.  So, you're saying that Moo women begin and end the day sticking something up their ass?

Yes.  It enhances the absorption and protects against meth mouth.  They also soak tampons in vodka and insert.  Can then get wicked day drunk and nobody knows why they are nor does their breath smell all boozy. 

7696
Essentially Flyertalk / Re: beer league softball
« on: July 11, 2012, 03:41:23 PM »
here's the deal for me with taking things like softball seriously vs not taking them seriously. there has to be some kind of happy medium. taking them too serious is ridiculous but you at least have to try or else what's the point. basically if there is a team vs another team and someone is getting paid (ref, score keeper) then you're obligated to kind of try. if not then you aren't.

If you wear baseball pants, you're probably taking it too seriously. Batting gloves, maybe.

If you cuss out an ump over a call, you're taking it too seriously.

If you are genuinely angry at a teammate's performance, you're taking it too seriously.

If you do a quick tag on a guy even though he is obviously safe because that's what you were taught in little league, you're taking it too seriously.

Hustling out an infield single or diving for the occasional grounder, you're OK.

I don't know about that one.  I could start off totally not giving a eff and then get pretty pissed, pretty quick at someone for being some half-assed fuckface out there.  I mean what are we out here for? 

7697
naked mole rats share a hive mind and are immune to cancer and look like penises so I think they would be pretty tough to fight.

Homophobia on your part?

7698
Scott Pilgrim quotes are boss and totally usable in everyday convos:

"Go ahead and get snippy, baby, but if you knew the science, maybe I'd listen to a word you're saying."

"If I peed my pants, would you pretend I just got wet from the rain?"

"Wallace, you go now. Begone."

"I'm more than pretty good, Esé."

"It's called a grind, bro."

"I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature with a face."

"Don't you talk to me about grammar!"

"That's bullroar!"

"Your BF's about to get F'd in the B!"

"Um... I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft."

"Are we done with the hugging and the learning?"

Chock full of quality material.  Everybody here should do themselves a favor and rewatch (or watch as the case may be). 

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breaking bad could have cut out about 30 minutes of debris floating in the pool, too. :zzz:
you just don't understand the camera angles or the meaning behind the floating debris!

They had to do that because the fly episode went over budget.

Those scenes were so rough ridin' jam packed with meaning they were practically bloated with it.  Made the rough ridin' series.  If you guys knew the science, maybe I'd listen to a thing you're saying. 

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No way in hell i could take on an alligator turtle.

I accidentally killed a snapping turtle once.  I was on a riding lawnmower.  The grass was deep.  Probabaly a disqualification on me though. 

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