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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: dumb things about illionois

« on: February 26, 2023, 02:48:23 PM »

Eh they've been doing this all year.  It's just what they are.  It's too late in the season to think otherwise.  Maybe they'll get hogged up and beat Purdue on the road after they get blown out at home by Michigan.  It's that kind of season!

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Oklahoma State 2: Port of Call Stillwater

« on: February 26, 2023, 02:43:39 PM »

On the contrary, they provide ample opportunity for me to judge the eff out of them.  Which I like.  Too much of a good thing at this point?  Hard to say.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Oklahoma State 2: Port of Call Stillwater

« on: February 26, 2023, 11:35:49 AM »

I agree dax.  I find my personal enjoyment of a thing is materially enhanced when I can sit in judgement of others participating in that thing high upon my throne of sub-mediocrity.  I say yes this thing is good, BUT it could be better.  It is in the passing of judgment that I am then permitted to be truly pleased.  Particularly if I myself or a person I personally know did the thing at a level far below those I am now judging.  It is the best.  This could be peculiar to me though and not generalized to most late to middle-aged Midwesternish white men.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: dumb things about illionois

« on: February 26, 2023, 11:18:49 AM »

https://twitter.com/IlliniMBB/status/1629657599091064833

Can't say I love that angle for the bradster's hair, but still 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: dumb things about illionois

« on: February 26, 2023, 11:15:14 AM »

brad (massive wet dicked kansan), looking great in his plaid sports coat today.  is he leaving after the game in a private jet to milan?

Could be!

https://twitter.com/IlliniMBB/status/1629572637855830020

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: dumb things about illionois

« on: February 26, 2023, 11:12:08 AM »

Jay Wright on the call.  V. hot.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: dumb things about illionois

« on: February 26, 2023, 11:06:46 AM »

https://twitter.com/abl57/status/1629138459125219329

https://twitter.com/gwizzy12/status/1629138548577169409

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: dumb things about illionois

« on: February 26, 2023, 11:03:11 AM »

https://twitter.com/gwizzy12/status/1629131952413413376


 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: dumb things about illionois

« on: February 26, 2023, 10:46:41 AM »

Untimely update.  The fighting brad's won in a real thriller against store brand purple basketcats.  Exciting stuff.   

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Oklahoma State 2: Port of Call Stillwater

« on: February 26, 2023, 09:39:04 AM »

Fans gonna bitch sure, but the perceptual contrast here is just so great it seems wildly anti-fun.  It's legitimately insane what Tang has done this season.  Three years of shat in trash courtesy of oscar and boom immediately very good.  He portaled a bent baby dick into a bubble level straight porno male genitals.  Conversely, oscar put Illinois in the shitter yes, but not nearly to the extent he was allowed to at gE U, and then we had five long years of jon groce alternately jerking off and puking into that same toilet.  It took Brad two more years just to unclog it.  The go purple faithful are truly blessed.  Imagine coach's kid-ing this crap.  Rofl lmao lol

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Battle with Boomer

« on: February 15, 2023, 07:56:02 AM »

bonus getting to watch Brad get run by Penn State on the U before our game

yes, surprising result

Lot of that going around. 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: dumb things about illionois

« on: February 15, 2023, 01:09:22 AM »

I've learned Brad likes a little poop on his tang.  It's how he gets down.  He definitely fucks with it.  He's into crap dick.  Sad, but he's too damn old to get that out of his system now.  This tiger is not changing his crap dick stripes.  I find poop gross, so this is more than a bit distressing. 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: TT 2

« on: February 12, 2023, 08:56:05 AM »

Not at all uncommon to get a little poop on your tang from time to time.  Happens to everyone.  Get it nice and wet and it comes right off.  #slickdicksnotshitdicks 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Rankings thread, yeah I said it!

« on: February 04, 2023, 07:33:06 AM »

Doesn't look like Purdue has any other NBA players on that roster. 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Rankings thread, yeah I said it!

« on: February 04, 2023, 07:19:05 AM »

I'm pretty sure we would beat any team ranked ahead of us on our home court. Not sure about a neutral court, but I'd like our chances. I think we would beat Alabama on their court.

None of those teams scare me

I watched Purdue yesterday and Edey is overwhelming

I didn't know anything about this guy and I looked up some of his highlights. He  seems pretty dominant. What was the last team to win a natty led (to a large degree) by the play of a true center?

Is Anthony Davis a true center?

Sure, but he faced up quite a bit in college. I think sandstone is talking about a true back to the basket 80s & 90s big. I truly don't know the answer to that question. I do know the last big, like Edey to win MOP was Emeka Okafor. I don't remember that team good enough to know if he was far and away the best player though.

Ben Gordon was an absolute beast that year too.  He was their leading scorer.  Got drafted the pick after Okafor.  And they weirdly had a shitload of really good young bigs backing Okafor up/playing around him.  Charlie Villanueva, Josh Boone and Hilton Armstrong.  All 6-10 or taller and all first rounders.  Crazy. 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: dumb things about illionois

« on: February 04, 2023, 07:05:46 AM »

Good luck finding an uncrushed beav within a 100 mile radius of that campus now that this whole kerfuffle has blown over. 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: dumb things about illionois

« on: February 04, 2023, 07:02:14 AM »

They did a conciliatory mangina.  Tucked it on under and did a nice little curtsey.  Everything is fine now.  They can go back to their incredibly enriching and cool college lives of voluntarily participating in a student section organization.  Nothing but cheering vigorously and crushing beav 24/7/365. 

https://twitter.com/TheOrangeKrush/status/1621624149218041858

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: dumb things about illionois

« on: January 29, 2023, 11:29:41 AM »

I could not agree more pissclams.  Here's a palette cleanser in celebration of our accord (sound on).  #bonappétit

https://twitter.com/behaveirene___/status/1612368696835727362

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: dumb things about illionois

« on: January 29, 2023, 10:57:46 AM »

As far as Mayer goes, he's just having career games and playing the best basketball of his life courtesy of basketball coaching savant/motivational guru, and product of both the state of Kansas and your very own Fight on State Lavender Basketcats U, Bradley Cole Underwood. 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: dumb things about illionois

« on: January 29, 2023, 10:48:11 AM »

Look if I were posting itt the past two years while oscar was losing more games than he won and finishing at the bottom of the conference while Brad was winning the big 10, then you would be justified in being cunty and insecure.  But the go purples are very good this year, better than Illinois in fact.  Act like you have a big wet winner's dick not a bone dry baby dick.  Shake off the vestiges of your former Brucery.  This thread isn't threatening.  No salted wounds here.  Rejoice ben ji, it's a new day. 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: dumb things about illionois

« on: January 29, 2023, 05:58:35 AM »

https://twitter.com/IlliniMBB/status/1619500628476133376

 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: dumb things about illionois

« on: January 29, 2023, 05:37:22 AM »

https://twitter.com/WCIA3Andy/status/1619482271286960128

 

This guy does not like Illinois or refs.  Goodness.  What a life he must lead.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: the other games thread

« on: January 29, 2023, 05:31:56 AM »

self's face has really put on weight.

It could have happened gradually over the last 10 years and I wouldn't have noticed.

I was honestly appalled to see it in such a state.  It's not so much that it's just fatter, but aggressively swollen.  I'm no medical expert, but that cannot bode well.  Me IRL when I saw it: 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Sunflower Showdown Part 3: For a trophy!

« on: January 21, 2023, 07:58:35 AM »

You guys could hire some mutant fake wrestler to come in and hype the crowd up before the game and at halftime, and he could say the chant wrong.  Just really awkward and crap brained, and yet still super pumped about it.  Could have a big chilling effect.

https://twitter.com/ALionEye/status/1616258430569746433

https://twitter.com/ALionEye/status/1616263383602368512

https://twitter.com/DanteFurco/status/1616237546987470848

 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Sunflower Showdown Part 3: For a trophy!

« on: January 21, 2023, 07:52:08 AM »

I like all of Pete's ideas on this.