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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Baylor concerns me (going forward)

« on: March 09, 2013, 07:38:14 PM »

I mean, could these guys be any more of a state of Kansas giant killer?  Cut it out, you crazy Baptists.  It's like you don't even respect our state.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Like a clock

« on: February 11, 2013, 08:55:04 PM »

8pm K-State looks like crap
9pm K-State picks up some decent wins
10pm KU drops a game they shouldn't
11pm K-State fans forget they looked like crap once, forget the last billionty years of head to head in AFH, proceed with optimism for no particularly good reason
12pm PARTY OVER

 

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Kansas State Football / Welp I don't know what to make of this year

« on: January 05, 2013, 11:34:26 AM »

It was ridiculously fun at some points but also kinda sad.  Is it time for basketball now?

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Chaminade

« on: November 20, 2012, 08:51:19 AM »

I thought it was a soap.   

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Kansas State Football / Avoiding all national coverage of our team so far

« on: November 18, 2012, 11:21:48 PM »

Feeling pretty decent about it too.  Like, no ESPN, no Twitter and def no Internet.

I think I might go find out how HSC is getting by.

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Kansas State Football / I guess there are Baylor fans after all

« on: November 18, 2012, 12:42:26 AM »

 

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Kansas State Football / The post your meltdown butthurdedness here thread

« on: November 18, 2012, 12:24:47 AM »

eff you Bill for completely shitting the bed with the most complete team you've ever had.  It's not like this is the first time we've snatched defeat from the jaws of victory because you couldn't handle the big game pressure.  Perhaps Bob Stoops learned this crap from you too.

eff you bend but don't break defense for not fixing a rough ridin' thing in the last 3 games and not having a single answer for a pud 4-5 Baylor team.

eff you Collin Klein for uncharacteristically pooping yourself out there tonight when you've done the exact opposite all year long.

eff the injuries exposing our paper thin depth chart.

eff the world, ban the internet, delete college football.

 

    <- how I will feel tomorrow when the beer giddiness wears off completely

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Kansas State Football / I remember the night I walked out of the stadium in St. Louis...

« on: November 17, 2012, 11:52:40 PM »

...some homeless guy was in the concourse area shouting to all the K-State fans as we scrambled silently for the exits:

"HA HA HA KANSAS STATE IS OVER!  YOU'RE OVER!  YOU'RE DONE!  HA HA HA"

Nobody said a word to him.  Because we all believed it.  We thought that was our only shot and we would never be on that precipice again.

Do you believe that tonight?

I don't.

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Kansas State Football / The post your silver linings in here thread

« on: November 17, 2012, 09:56:03 PM »

Good news is there's no way this is going to double overtime.

Feel free to add more. 

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Kansas State Football / Non-EMAW coworker to me today:

« on: November 16, 2012, 10:54:26 AM »

Him: "Hey, even if you guys lose you're still making a BCS game."

Me: "I WANT IT ALL"   

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Kansas State Football / HighstepperCat reflects on this past weekend

« on: November 14, 2012, 10:29:23 AM »

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Kansas State Football / Okie State:Iowa State::EMAW:Baylor

« on: November 12, 2012, 07:58:36 AM »

 

Please talk me out of this guys.  I'm over here drinking coffee don't want it turning into the anxiety sharts.

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Kansas State Football / BEAT TCU

« on: November 10, 2012, 06:34:00 PM »

This is happening.

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Kansas State Football / Warm up the t-shirt printing machine

« on: November 04, 2012, 09:30:31 AM »

2012 Oklahoma state champs.

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Kansas State Football / Here's what I see happened today

« on: November 03, 2012, 11:47:35 PM »

ND: Had to pull out a 2OT win against an unranked 4-5 Big East at home to stay alive.
Oregon: Scored a lot sure but in their first game against a Top 25 in like forever they let USC score over 50 on them.
Bama: Showed everyone that they're not going to be beating any NFL teams anytime soon.  Sounds like 2003 OU to me.  And we know how that ended up.  They look very vulnerable right now and they're just getting into the hard part of their season.

and KSU: pulled their Heisman frontrunner QB in the middle of the 3rd quarter and still won by 2 scores against the #3 team in the conference.

Please save your 1998 boohoo crap for someone else.  I'm through thinking about that rough ridin' season.

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Kansas State Football / Attention Texas A&M

« on: November 03, 2012, 11:05:50 PM »

It's time you paid us back for 1998.

You know what I mean.

You know what to do.

Get to it.

 

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Kansas State Football / ESPN running with Crazy Hair Coach

« on: October 30, 2012, 01:47:44 PM »

Just in case some of you don't have espn.com bookmarked, here you go.

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Kansas State Football / HighstepperCat breaks down Week 9

« on: October 28, 2012, 05:37:06 PM »

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Kansas State Football / So I was just sitting on the can thinking about the Cats

« on: October 28, 2012, 09:07:08 AM »

So I was just sitting on the can thinking about the Cats and I was determined to find a sign or anything about how the rest of year is going to go.  I'm getting all superstitious so I'm looking everywhere.  Shower curtain is wrinkled in three places so we'll be BCS #3 today behind... nononono that's not the sign.  One tumblepube blowing across the floor so that means 1 .... nononono dumb.  Poop came out super sludgy so that means OH MY GOD STOP THIS.... wait... I got it.

Guys, I realized I'm going to stop looking around in a smelly turd filled environment and enjoy the seat I've got.

#fattytakethewheel

 

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Kansas State Football / TSC: KU is running wild on Texas

« on: October 27, 2012, 11:48:38 AM »

 

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Kansas State Football / Things to remember when in public

« on: October 26, 2012, 10:05:50 AM »

1) Other conference member fans see you strutting around in your purple and they get the nervous shits.
2) Other conference member fans only get to enjoy one sport a year, unlike you.
3) Other conference member fans look ridiculous and hideous wearing their school colors, unlike you.
4) Other conference member fans get sick and tired of all the KSU coverage on ESPN, unlike you.
5) Other conference member fans cannot understand why they can't do what KSU does and this also gives them the nervous shits.

Just thought I'd throw this out there.

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Kansas State Football / The Adventures of HighstepperCat

« on: October 23, 2012, 03:49:39 PM »

First thing HighstepperCat did was get himself jacked up on Mike & Ikes.  Coach taught him they're fuel for the party.


At first HighstepperCat thought he was on the moon!  He's EMAWin' hard, man!


He then stepped over to Spain to show EMAW ain't afraid of nobody, especially those bulls. 


By the end of the night everyone had to admit that HighstepperCat had all the right moves.

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Kansas State Football / Let's take the time machine back to 1998...

« on: October 22, 2012, 06:38:11 PM »

How did that amazing 1998 team do, besides crash out of the title game and burn at the Alamo Bowl?  Let's see the numbers:

PENALTIES (amount-yards):

8-60 Indiana State (W 66-0)
14-107 Northern Illinois (W 73-7)
10-70 Texas (W 48-7)
12-109 NE Louisiana (W 62-7)
11-99 @ Colorado (W 16-9)
5-36 Oklahoma State (W 52-20)
6-55 Iowa State (W 52-7)
12-111 @ Kansas (W 54-6)
6-68 @ Baylor (W 49-6)
8-83 Nebraska (W 40-30)
13-85 @ Mizzou (W 31-25)
13-110 @ Texas A&M (Big 12 title game) (L 36-33 2OT)
14-125 @ Purdue (Alamo Bowl) (L 37-34)

And as for turnovers?  I'm sorry but the stats only show fumbles.  Listed are (# fumbles - fumbles lost):

1-0 Indiana State
3-2 Northern Illinois
2-2 Texas
4-1 NE Louisiana
4-2 @ Colorado
0-0 Oklahoma State
1-0 Iowa State
2-1 @ Kansas
1-0 @ Baylor
6-4 Nebraska
2-0 @ Mizzou
5-2 @ A&M (Big 12 title game)
3-1 @ Purdue (Alamo Bowl)

1998 was an amazing year to be a fan, but face it.  It was undisciplined and sloppy and finally killed us in the end.  Bishop's fumble against A&M shouldn't have been a surprise.

1998 Big 12 box scores and recaps are all here

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Kansas State Football / Depressing Monday thought

« on: October 22, 2012, 01:24:11 PM »

That Holiday Bowl win against Arizona State and Suggs was our last bowl win.

 

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Kansas State Football / It's now Tech week, see here for delusional rants and unsupported claims

« on: October 21, 2012, 08:57:25 PM »

This thread is my favorite so far

These guys have the 90th ranked passing O and 62nd passing D. Anyone with half a brain knows they're going to run it till the wheels fall off.

Yes, that's exactly what happened Saturday.

Klein's release is uglier than tebow's, waaaaay uglier. Blitz his ass and pick 6 those air balls he throws.

And then after that just run the ball up the middle all day for a jillionty-billionty points!

You limit their running and jump ahead early. KSU can not, and will not keep up in a shoot out.

Yes, again, that's exactly what happened Saturday.

Agreed. They beat OU by 5 points and Iowa State by only 6. Not overly impressive wins. On paper, they are very beatable.

Forget the OU game, let's study that Missouri State and North Texas game tape some more!

Against WVU's "defense". Don't get me wrong, good is good, but that defense is about as bad as ours was last year.

Why would you crap on your own breakout win of the year, Texas Tech fans?

However, if we do lose to them, I am rooting for KState the rest of the way.  I have ultimate respect for Snyder, and is the most deserving coach in college football to win a MNC.

God dammit sand aggie, I'm not handing out purple hugs yet.