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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: death poll 5.0
« on: April 24, 2020, 04:55:15 PM »
How will you handle the moving tally as they start to admit that a lot of folks didn't die from this bullshit?

https://twitter.com/chrisbergpov/status/1253802561305534464

Is that ... Ben Franklin in drag?

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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: CHIEFS
« on: April 24, 2020, 03:00:08 PM »
When you're picking last in the first round, it's not necessarily a bad thing to get "your guy" at RB. All the stud O and D linemen have largely been picked over, and RB is a position of need. Sometimes the best defense is a good offense.

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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: CHIEFS
« on: April 24, 2020, 02:00:34 PM »
they should own their pick, and not set mahomes up to be thrown under the bus if it doesn't work out

Dude, the Chiefs are reigning World Champs. What are you tripping about?

it's in the post you quoted. but now that i'm thinking more about it, how does [robbed super bowl liv mvp] damien williams feel about his qb publicly wanting him to be replaced?

To me, the question is, "Does this move make the Chiefs better?" And I think the answer is, "Yes."

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Q is Real
« on: April 24, 2020, 01:31:54 PM »
Can you imagine how nuts things are going to be if the DOJ backs off these indictments now that they’ve leaked? It will be like “It’s Patterson” x infinity

You'd have to assume the globalist left has some sort of blackmail on the people involved, right?

Well everybody's rough ridin' children, so there's a lot of dirt to go around.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Q is Real
« on: April 24, 2020, 01:08:12 PM »
It seems we have an agreement. Kudos to us charitable folks.

I’m not ready to concede just yet as there are still about 50 hours left, however it’s starting to look like next week... 

I’ve already committed to donating win or lose...  Will you do the same?

https://twitter.com/karluskap/status/1253506818426507272

Hannity mentions both “the mob” and “punisher episode 129”...  it’s coming!! 

 :excited:

No, but I'm willing to go double or nothing for next week.

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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: CHIEFS
« on: April 24, 2020, 12:58:17 PM »
God, we’re gonna eat so much next year. LFG!!!

Let's get that bread, Wacks!

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What are the side effects of injecting disinfectant?

excessive freshness and vitality

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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: CHIEFS
« on: April 24, 2020, 12:45:57 PM »
they should own their pick, and not set mahomes up to be thrown under the bus if it doesn't work out

Dude, the Chiefs are reigning World Champs. What are you tripping about?

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: gates
« on: April 23, 2020, 01:46:26 PM »

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Quote
Off Butler Warren Road.. in between Autumn Lane and Charming Manor.. back by the pond there has been a little white dog running around! I tried to go over to him/her but ran away to the other side of the pond.


Same exact thing happened to me in Red Dead Redemption 2. You have to slowly approach it, calm it down, and then hop on for a wild ride.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: MAGA
« on: April 23, 2020, 12:04:36 PM »
Talk about desecrating a flag...

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Those damn CIA whistleblowers!!!!

https://twitter.com/Kevin_Shipp/status/1253325525742845958

Useful Idiots have protected their beloved bureaucrats for decades.   Then they started to get fully assimilated in 2009 by protecting entities that they used to hate and then they punched the accelerator in 2016 because OrangeMan Bad.

It's been amazing to observe.

If one starts to get fully assimilated, one is, at most, only partially assimilated, no?

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Have to admit, Trump dunking on the GA governor for reopening was a surprise.  He dunked on that dude's flabby southern double chin hard

Same. I had to do a double, and then a triple take on that one.

9939
Really seems that she got exactly what she wanted.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: gates
« on: April 22, 2020, 09:08:47 PM »
Bookie, do you refer to obama as hussein usually? what’s the point there? A lot of downgrades from my hometown do that on Facebook and theirs is 100% just being racist rednecks because they think his middle name is more foreign sounding but curious for you here. thanks.

This is a close call. I can sympathize. On the one hand, the first name sounds weird, but on the other hand, the middle name sounds Muslim. You're stuck between Barack and a hard place.

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I'm afraid to watch Parasite because I'm a multi-tasker. I should have watched it in the theatre when I couldn't get on my phone.
On account of the subtitles, you mean? Just give it a shot. I'm the exact same way, but I was engaged enough watching that it wasn't an issue. And trust me, it's almost always an issue.

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Big 12 tourney semis? That's a bold prediction, Cotton.

Nice tapout.
Oh, dumb1, I'd say I'm surprised by your stupidity if it weren't. So. Sad.

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Big 12 tourney semis? That's a bold prediction, Cotton.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Q is Real
« on: April 22, 2020, 04:12:03 PM »
How many indictments today, and does the Fatty Fund accept Bitcoin for when the indictments inevitably come down this week??

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Breaking up the United States
« on: April 22, 2020, 02:35:22 PM »
By STEVE LOPEZCOLUMNIST
APRIL 22, 20205:10 AM
On Monday night, I was watching TV coverage of the pandemic, first on MSNBC then on Fox News, and a thought occurred.

We are so helplessly, irrevocably divided, it’s time to quit talking about coming together as one and do the only sensible thing.

Roughly 30 years ago, the USSR came to grips with its irreconcilable regional differences and broke apart, splitting into 15 independent republics.

Why can’t we do that here?

All those who love the man currently running the United States of America would become residents of the Kingdom of Mar-a-Lago.

Good luck to ye all.

If this sounds delusional, maybe it is. Maybe I’ve got a case of cabin fever and it’s eating at my brain. But we’re five weeks into this and it seems like an eternity.

Oh, how I long for the days when I could roam free and focus on more positive news than coronavirus, like the arrest of the L.A. City Councilman jammed up in a federal corruption probe or the rat infestation at City Hall.

I’ve seen people suggest that any of us who are complaining about our enforced staycations are nothing but wimps. After all, Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in prison.

Yeah, but he didn’t have cable TV.

I’m both addicted and repulsed.

It’s torture.

One minute you’re watching scientists warn that we’ll pay with our lives if we return to normal before testing and tracing are in place. The next minute you’re watching President Trump canonize people for demanding the return of their God-given right to eat at a Waffle House and infect everyone around them.

Monday night, sadly, was a no-alcohol night for me. I try to have a couple of those a week. Booze without TV is okay. TV without booze is a test of will and I may not have what it takes.

I watched 30 minutes of MSNBC’s merciless attacks on Trump and Fox News. Then I switched to Fox for 30 minutes of Sean Hannity’s militant defense of Trump, along with a volley of cannon shots at what he calls MSDNC.

This is who we are. A nation irrevocably divided, perhaps more than ever. We hate each other and I have proof. You wanna read some of the email I get?

We could do it the USSR way and divide into 15 self-governed countries. We could have the Republic of America First, the Commonwealth of God and Guns, the Federated Sanctuary of Huddled Masses (with California as its capital).

But splitting in half seems a little easier to pull off, especially since the president himself expresses such deep-seated contempt for blue states.

The Kingdom of Mar-a-Lago would for sure include the states now racing to reopen for business despite the risks that have been clearly laid out by one medical authority after another. Texas, Tennessee, Georgia, South Carolina and Florida. Some have said they’ll be cautious, but why hold back?

This weekend, to celebrate the birth of their new republic, they could hold a massive liberation party on all southeast Atlantic beaches. Social distancing would be abandoned. Anyone possessing, wearing or selling a mask — or wondering if the ocean water has gotten warmer — would be shot on sight by a citizen militia.

In Texas, suspended executions would not only be resumed, but death row inmates would be given lethal COVID-19 injections. And all houses of worship in the Kingdom of Mar-a-Lago would be required to reopen if they hadn’t already, with no restrictions on hugging and kissing.

All Mar-a-Lago immigrants except for Melania would be sent home on rubber rafts, all the king’s conversations with foreign allies and enemies would be “perfect,” nobody smart would pay taxes and journalists would be turned away at the border unless they worked for Fox News.

California, of course, has plenty of red, Trump-loving regions, the largest of which is the Central Valley. When the country splits, everything from Modesto to Bakersfield might want to become a territory of Mar-a-Lago. But once the labor force was deported, I’m not sure how they’d find anyone to work the fields.

I don’t mean to suggest, by the way, that California doesn’t have its own leadership challenges. It ain’t all milk and honey here, by a long shot.

We’ve got a housing crisis we’ve temporarily forgotten about, epic numbers of homeless people and great wealth alongside even greater poverty. The L.A. Unified School District budget is full of holes. L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti says there will be furloughs and even fewer of the basic services he promised. And let’s not forget Newsom’s secretive and suspicious deal to buy $1 billion worth of masks from a Chinese company with a sketchy track record.

But all things considered, we tend to trust science, and, while we’re eager to rediscover our groove, we’re cautious about moving too quickly.

Newsom, if you haven’t noticed, keeps calling us a nation state.

Let’s make it official.

I don't use this term lightly, but that was Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

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Sweden has been distancing. It's just not mandatory. Like some US states.

You call this social distancing???


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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Roku Streaming Stick vs Apple TV
« on: April 22, 2020, 12:27:28 PM »
Also a Roku stan, for philosophical reasons. Plus, the AppleTV remote sucks balls and taint.

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Speaking of being played, the Useful Idiot wing of my relatively large extended family (I still love them), bit on this hard and did an excellent job of propagating the message will into their spheres of influence.   "Marshall" Law was coming . . .


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/chinese-agents-spread-messages-that-sowed-virus-panic-in-us-officials-say/ar-BB131WjA

I distinctly remember these rumors going around. I had three separate people ask me if I thought it was true, and I told them all FAKE NEWS.

The California wing was preparing to fly back East because of this information . . . I have no idea why and I clarified what Martial Law meant and why it wasn't going to happen unless their local and state government were completely incapacitated.   

What was interesting to me was that the people who asked me about it all claimed they were told by people either in government or closely connected to government.

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Found this one in a different barn under some saddles.






you have the one pictured?

Correct, just found it today under some saddles and other junk.

Can a high farming IQ person explain to me the purpose for the hit-n-miss motor functioning the way it does, all wonky and such? What's up with that?

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Speaking of being played, the Useful Idiot wing of my relatively large extended family (I still love them), bit on this hard and did an excellent job of propagating the message will into their spheres of influence.   "Marshall" Law was coming . . .


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/chinese-agents-spread-messages-that-sowed-virus-panic-in-us-officials-say/ar-BB131WjA

I distinctly remember these rumors going around. I had three separate people ask me if I thought it was true, and I told them all FAKE NEWS.

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