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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions

« on: March 24, 2020, 01:53:41 PM »

So I bought my dad a gas chainsaw for Christmas and we just started cutting up some dead limbs in the windbreak for firewood when the clutch went out. "Dont worry, I've got an idea" the cat rancher said.

We loaded up the generator into the back of lil red, drove to the limbs and just plugged his electric chainsaw into the generator.

Worked fine for a bit but then the electric one stopped working. "I think I have another one in the garage" the cat rancher said.

Sure enough he had THREE unopened electic chainsaws in the garage he forgot about. I asked him why he bought so many and apparently Harbor Freight had a good sale going on so he stocked up then forgot about them.

#CatRanchingLife

We have gone through all 3 unopened Harbor Freight chainsaws and are now mixing and matching parts off them to keep 1 running.

Put up a decent amount of firewood from dead trees/limbs in the windbreak.

Are the ones towards the left going to be faggots?

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: MAGA

« on: March 24, 2020, 01:51:06 PM »

What was covered up in the jfk murder and 911?

You mean besides "who done it"?

If you believe that LHO killed Kennedy from the Book Depository, then I've got all the ocean front property you'll ever need in Arizona.

And if you believe Jake Rubley killed LHO, I've got a bridge to sell you...

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: New To Investing Thread

« on: March 24, 2020, 01:26:55 PM »

I mean, junk bonds are getting extra junky and treasuries extra treasury’y for pretty obvious reasons. I don’t think it’s a useful tool right now. Market P/E is always one to watch but is useless right now when the P is down 35% and the E is based on a value from a different planet than the one we live on now.


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I don't understand. Can you put that in zerk terms?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Haircuts: How Long Have You Gone Before Getting a New One?

« on: March 24, 2020, 01:24:23 PM »

i also like telling jokes without the punch line

I thought we were friends?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread

« on: March 24, 2020, 01:21:57 PM »

just looked in the literal downstairs trashcan and my son went through an entire box + wrappers of these yesterday

... he ate the wrappers??

Spacs, you need a course in reading compensation.  He clearly said his boy ate the box before tackling the wrappers.   

The box I get. But the wrappers????

Also, those things are indeed delicious (the bars).

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: songs in your heavy rotation

« on: March 24, 2020, 01:20:27 PM »

[youtube] [/youtube]

I’m at work managing mostly from my office. I’m just blaring jazz covers from this channel and getting a bunch of work done.

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: The clarinet is the most underrated woodwind instrument.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Haircuts: How Long Have You Gone Before Getting a New One?

« on: March 24, 2020, 01:16:16 PM »

https://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=37461.msg1541934#msg1541934

Yeah, I was too lazy/dngaf to go find the thread and copy the wording. Was operating off of memory, filtered through my grammatical sensibilities.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread

« on: March 24, 2020, 01:11:29 PM »

just looked in the literal downstairs trashcan and my son went through an entire box + wrappers of these yesterday

... he ate the wrappers??

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!

« on: March 23, 2020, 10:24:01 PM »

At least there's this.

https://twitter.com/steve_vladeck/status/1242227406284390402

Hey, I know this guy!

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Kan Korn

« on: March 23, 2020, 10:19:36 PM »

As their head coach? What the eff? Life is unspeakably great for mediocre white men. My God.

Canco

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: What did you stock up on for the plague

« on: March 23, 2020, 05:08:17 PM »

A simple one that attaches the bowl, like this one.
https://www.simplybidet.com/collections/bio-bidet-toilet-seats/products/bio-bidet-bbc-70-simplet-bidet-attachment

This is the model I have, just get one that fits your bowl well. Don't get one of the heated ones, I hear it is hard to control the heat.

I don’t know if everyone here has a bowl that will fit the BBC-70.

omg...

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Kan Korn

« on: March 23, 2020, 04:09:30 PM »

Well shucks...

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: New To Investing Thread

« on: March 23, 2020, 04:07:37 PM »

Let me make an analogy that this board might understand better. A well-functioning economy is like a well-functioning zerk. Cash/liquidity availability is like the grease on a zerk. The Fed is the grease gun.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...

« on: March 23, 2020, 03:32:41 PM »

Dave is so rough ridin' fantastic. Can't recommend it enough.

It's very good, but I always forget what day it's on.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: New To Investing Thread

« on: March 23, 2020, 03:31:37 PM »

I feel like the people freaking out about that have no idea about monetary policy.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread

« on: March 23, 2020, 03:29:52 PM »

is putting cheese on steak a thing? it should definitely be a thing.

apparently you've never heard of a cheesesteak? idiot

lol

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Haircuts: How Long Have You Gone Before Getting a New One?

« on: March 23, 2020, 02:20:35 PM »

spracs something is off with the thread title, not sure where you gone wrong

I've read it like 8 times now and don't see an issue?

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Master Dudes Thread

« on: March 23, 2020, 12:45:36 AM »

I think transfers are going to have a tough time if the NCAA allows seniors to come back.

This hasn't been ruled on but no chance of this happening for winter sports athletes. What some people are forgetting is that a lot of these seniors had already completed their eligibility. 12 conference tournaments had been completed. Only the AAC, SWAC, and Big West had not started their tournaments. The Ivy obviously hadn't either but only four teams play in that tournament.

Also I don't think Cartier is leaving.

I'm confused by your statement about the conference tournaments being completed. We are talking about basketball, correct?

You actually didn't know that several conference basketball tournaments were completed, and all but three conferences had eliminated teams, or am I missing something?

I think I was reading too fast and thought you wrote "Big 12 conference tournament". Mea culpa.

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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: Tokyo AP Olympics

« on: March 22, 2020, 11:15:56 PM »

Frickin' Canada. Gosh!

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!

« on: March 22, 2020, 09:16:53 PM »

Trump can't fire Doc Fauci.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions

« on: March 22, 2020, 08:59:15 PM »

wow so close to that wind money

They dug a trench in our pasture and buried a power cable/line so we got a lil wind money but we could easily support 100-300 cats if we had an actual windmill on our property.

So is that an easement or some sort of lease? What's the market rate for that?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...

« on: March 22, 2020, 08:29:57 PM »

Everyone involved is an insane piece of crap

The campaign manager guy must feel like he went through the looking glass

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...

« on: March 22, 2020, 07:25:52 PM »

I’m going to start Tiger King based on all the buzz on Twitter and FB.


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Yup! Do it. Recently finished it myself. It's pretty LOL but also WTF?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Recent motion picture viewing - Add your own!

« on: March 22, 2020, 06:55:22 PM »

i watched like the 2nd half of the first one and it's just a transformers

Thor Ragnarok is p good. Have you seen it?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Haircuts: How Long Have You Gone Before Getting a New One?

« on: March 22, 2020, 04:48:11 PM »

Are barber shops open where you reside?   Still open where I'm at, which is a good thing since I have a tendency to butcher my scalp when using a mirror and clippers. 

My usual spot is closed. Maybe other places are still open, but idk.