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Essentially Flyertalk / What happens when I hit 10,000 posts?

« on: January 05, 2013, 09:35:41 PM »

Pizza party?  Cupcakes for the whole board?  10,000 of those candles that re-light themselves?  Another jar of queso?  How many posts til you reach jars of salsa status? 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / A comprehensive list of KSU Cat players who don't suck balls and/or taint.

« on: December 15, 2012, 09:46:16 PM »

nm.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Can I get a refund on my combofan card?

« on: December 15, 2012, 09:37:49 PM »

I only used it for a few years.  eff it, if you pick it up, you can have it for free.  I'm totally cool with my new, fancy ass footballfan card.

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Kansas State Football / The kid who retrieves the tees for UT

« on: December 02, 2012, 01:06:40 PM »

Holy crap, thats not a kid its a little person!  (I totally forgot I saw this last night.)

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Kansas State Football / Tate

« on: December 01, 2012, 08:02:10 PM »

In uniform but without pads.  Someone (SD?) rumbled about a career ending injury...  What's his deal?  Seems like he'll at least be a decent special teams guy down the road...

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Kansas State Football / Ell

« on: December 01, 2012, 07:18:08 PM »

Is on the sideline! 

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Kansas State Football / ESPN Gametracker

« on: November 10, 2012, 06:41:57 PM »

So, I like to follow the gametracker while listening to the radio and watching the tv.  Anyhoo, it's all mumped up today.  So far, Kip Daily has thrown a pass to Allen Chapman and Morgan Burns has rushed for 14 yds.  Also, Cantele just hit a 71 yd FG.

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Kansas State Football / ELamur

« on: November 04, 2012, 01:02:38 PM »

Beefed up and is playing LB for the Bengals.  Just broke up a pass thrown by Peyton.

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Kansas State Football / Evans

« on: November 03, 2012, 08:53:54 PM »

He get's his hands on tons of balls!  -Stanbot.

 

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Kansas State Football / Losers

« on: October 20, 2012, 09:05:15 PM »

In every aspect of life.  Has there ever been a more sorry sack of a football program?  Guess it's time for those toothless bastards to starts looking forward to basketball season.  Losers.

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Kansas State Football / Look at the size of that crown!!!

« on: October 20, 2012, 06:18:10 PM »

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Kansas State Football / Would someone please take Suh's keys or call him a cab or something?

« on: October 12, 2012, 12:09:56 AM »

http://www.sbnation.com/2012/10/11/3491286/ndamukong-suh-car-accident

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Kansas State Football / Ames travel tips

« on: October 07, 2012, 11:20:38 PM »

Make sure you are up to date on your shots.  Get all the Hep shots.

Bring a bag of sand.  You can barter with it up there.

Bring condoms.  If you actually see a girl worth sexing up there, she will be riddled with STDs. 

Carry your wallet in your front pocket.  Iowans have sticky fingers.  Also, Iowans are thieves.

If you are stranded in the country and are forced to sleep in a farmer's barn-  Do not have sex with his daughter.   She has herpes.

If you come across a town with no adults and creepy child preachers, do not worry, that crap is super common up there.

Do not drink the water, their main source of water is called the Skunk River for Pete's sake.

Do not make fun of the Skunk River, they worship it much like the ancient Egyptians worshipped the Nile.

Brush up on your swimming strokes.  Strong swimmers are held in high regard in Ames.  Michael Phelps is their Elvis.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Weird crap going on in KC today

« on: September 14, 2012, 04:01:48 PM »

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Kansas State Football / Billy Cosh

« on: August 26, 2012, 06:27:39 PM »

Didnt realize he was playing for Butler.  Dude threw for 315 and 3 in their 72-12 win over Dodge.  Also, Butler has a LT that was first team AA last year, after walking on and redshirting the year before at KSU.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Lil help here! (Denverites/ KU fans related)

« on: March 25, 2012, 10:57:10 PM »

So, my little bro (KU alum) has some weird conference deal and will be in Denver for the Final Four and NC game.  The coworker who will be with him couldn't give a crap about sports.  Any cool places in Denver for a KU fan and a wet blanket to enjoy a game?  Any alumni deals there?  He'll want to stick close to the downtown area...  and yes, taxis will be involved.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Beaz trade rumors

« on: March 11, 2012, 12:18:35 PM »

Would love to see him end in Brooklyn.  Really hope he doesn't end up in Orlando cause they're going to suck balls next year when Howard leaves.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Des Moines

« on: March 11, 2012, 12:25:34 AM »

How do you guys feel about that place?  Got a pretty nice promotion offered to me if I'm willing to relocate.  Only spent a small amount of time in Des Moines, initial impressions are decent.  Probably live in WDM/Clive area... but I don't really have any definite ties to that area if other areas are preferable.  Cost of living similar to say KC?  Don't give  a damn about quality of schools or anything, more interested in crime rates, quality of restaurants/ nightlife/ etc.,

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Essentially Flyertalk / This BBS sucks ballls

« on: March 06, 2012, 11:58:10 PM »

Seriously.  honwstly.  Nothing cool/funny to talk about?  Nothing?  The WKU board is lit up right now, and we're busy trying to organize Paks?  Buncha pakers.

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Kansas State Football / Tim Flanders?

« on: February 29, 2012, 04:31:14 PM »

Remember that guy?  Just saw he was nominated on Sports Nation for the best leap of the year.  Kid looks pretty good for Sam Houston State.  First team AA, Confy POY, has rushed for 100+ 15/24 games, and rushed for 287 yds in the semifinals against like Montana. 

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Essentially Flyertalk / my new neighbor is hot as balls

« on: February 23, 2012, 12:46:21 AM »

Should I try to bang her her?  Stalker situ?  zmaybe just get plastered and let nature take it's course?!

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / OFFICIAL!!!! JT is over Frank thread

« on: January 16, 2012, 09:41:05 AM »

So :meh: about him and his games now.  Bleck.  Also, the Sports Daily retards kept calling Angel "Hernandez" today.  eff those guys.

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Essentially Flyertalk / People who volunteer way too much personal information

« on: December 30, 2011, 12:58:43 PM »

If I ask you how you're doing today, I don't want to hear anything other than good/great/really well, etc.  If you divulge something about someone in your family being sick or dead, I almost instantly stop listening to you for an indeterminate amount of time.

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Kansas State Football / Occupy Arkansas

« on: December 05, 2011, 12:05:39 AM »

Weird seeing those two words not seperated by "a double wide in." 

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Kansas State Football / Bad stuff about the state of Arkansas

« on: December 04, 2011, 11:17:59 PM »

Smells like poop 75% of the time.  What kind of poop is determined by location and prevailing winds.

WalMart.  Single handidly led to the 400 pound ladies in tarps being fooled into believing it's okay to keep double fisting those cheetos.

Meth.  Arkansas invented it and is dead set on perfecting it because moonshine is just too pricey and volatile.