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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Dax is a Crazy Person--The sonofdaxjones Master Conspiracy Thread

« on: May 03, 2011, 01:48:53 PM »

Here's one for you, dax:

Ol' binny wasn't shot.  That's just the story.  He was captured and taken to the deepest, blackest prison on earth at Area 51.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: sd birther pit post for 5/3/11

« on: May 03, 2011, 01:46:36 PM »

I'd pay to see that for real.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Pacifism

« on: May 03, 2011, 11:47:56 AM »

I bet they're pretty badass with those poles-with-giant-ass-knives things.

They're called "pikes"

No conspiracy involved.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Bin laden dead??

« on: May 03, 2011, 05:18:06 AM »

Sad 

Well also because it's fun to watch you get your panties in a bundle.   

You seem to be much more butt hurt about everything that I am.

Would like to know your metric for this.  My scorecard said differently.

dax is apparently the "russian judge".

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Yes I do love you Ron Paul. Always and forever. (Paul schools Sean Hannity)

« on: May 03, 2011, 05:15:20 AM »

Didn't watch the youtube (almost never click on anything linked over here, waste of time), BUT


I love Ron Paul.  If anyone had listened to him over the last 30 years, we'd be much better off.

Ron Paul is one of the only politicians I can listen to and not think he is completely full of crap.

I think the fact that he's a politician that isn't full of crap is why other politicians (and the msm) call him crazy.  It's bizarro world in D.C.

This is true. And he says some bat crap crazy stuff sometimes, but things that actually could happen.

Unlike Glenn Beck, who will eat cake and have a guy juggle hammers on a unicycle to help explain the same thing Paul could do with well....actual words that make sense.

Because Beck has to have ratings and Paul doesn't.  Duh.  Try putting Paul on the radio.  He'd die faster than an un-soros-propped up air anti-America.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FDR Truthers

« on: May 03, 2011, 05:13:03 AM »

1. FDR let Pearl Harbor happen and we join WW2
2. Gulf of Tonken is made up by the government and we start the Vietnam fiasco
3. 9/11 allowed to happen and we are at war yet again.
4. Profit


Why do we always have to have a boogie man?

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Mmmmm . . .

« on: May 02, 2011, 09:08:26 PM »

Possibility machmood will be ousted from inside by the ruling council.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: R.I.H.

« on: May 02, 2011, 09:07:15 PM »

Never mind that Bush tried to stop the conditions that led to the housing bubble, but was stopped by guys like barney "should be in an orange jumpsuit" fwank.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: FDR Truthers

« on: May 02, 2011, 08:54:20 PM »

In addition, Churchill supposedly had information about an imminent Jap attack but sat on it knowing it would bring the U.S. into their war against Germany and for their interests in south Asia and the Pacific.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Bin laden dead??

« on: May 02, 2011, 06:23:46 PM »

Because they planned on double-tapping him all along.  Or predator droning him.  Simple enough.

Occam's Razor.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Bin laden dead??

« on: May 02, 2011, 06:13:11 PM »

biden looks great in that photo

Obama watching like he has borrowed money on the outcome.

Chick in the back by the door looks like she might be lost and wandered in at a really bad time.

Dude in the blue in back is about to give the bald guy a turban wedgie in celebration.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Royal Wedding

« on: May 02, 2011, 06:05:38 PM »

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!

« on: May 02, 2011, 05:22:28 PM »

I am going to make some calls at sais and put some pressure on beth.

Double tap to the head type pressure?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Ihop Cinna stack pancakes

« on: May 02, 2011, 05:21:28 PM »

You make baby Chipotle burritos cry.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?

« on: May 02, 2011, 05:20:26 PM »

One of the truck drivers where my dad worked would bring him a couple every week.  Always fire.  Dad would bring them home to Jeffy and I.  Still love fire to this day.  The rest are meh.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Bin laden dead??

« on: May 02, 2011, 05:18:23 PM »

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: R.I.H.

« on: May 02, 2011, 01:47:24 PM »

How long does it take to type "than"?

4x longer than it takes to type an apostrophe.     to you for noticing my error, and   to me for manning up and admitting that was a simple mistake instead of being all, "Totally, I know how to do it in real life, I just don't because it's the internet! Totally!"

I just didn't feel like doing it.  That's why I went to bed moments later.

It's probably not 4 times longer.  T-H-A-N are much easier keystroke reaches than ', especially the way I type.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Bin laden dead??

« on: May 02, 2011, 11:24:33 AM »

Wait a minute...what if his body drifts into contact with the radiated water off Japan?



 Super mutant zombie bin laden!!   

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: R.I.H.

« on: May 02, 2011, 11:17:24 AM »

i literally heard someone shoot a gun outside and yell "hell yeah, we love you barrak hussein!"

sorry, Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  4 more years of Hussein!

Its the economy, stupid.


Its also bedtime, stupid.



 

It's I-t-apostrophe-s, stupid.

Its the internet, stupid, not a rough ridin' doctoral thesis.

lol @ using that as your fallback when you can't remember super basic rules of grammar that take literally less one second to execute. 

How long does it take to type "than"?

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Pacifism

« on: May 02, 2011, 11:15:39 AM »

Go Amish or go home.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: R.I.H.

« on: May 02, 2011, 09:14:48 AM »

i literally heard someone shoot a gun outside and yell "hell yeah, we love you barrak hussein!"

sorry, Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  4 more years of Hussein!

Its the economy, stupid.


Its also bedtime, stupid.



 

It's I-t-apostrophe-s, stupid.

Its the internet, stupid, not a rough ridin' doctoral thesis.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: R.I.H.

« on: May 01, 2011, 10:55:33 PM »

i literally heard someone shoot a gun outside and yell "hell yeah, we love you barrak hussein!"

sorry, Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  4 more years of Hussein!

Its the economy, stupid.


Its also bedtime, stupid.



 

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Bin laden dead??

« on: May 01, 2011, 10:54:42 PM »

The New Bate makes a great point.

Can't wait for the proclamation that "Al Queda" is still alive and well, and so we'll need to kill a lot more people, and spend a lot more money to stop the terra-ists, oh, and we'll need more domstic DHS Fusion Centers, and the NSA is going to need a few million more square feet of "data mining" centers.   Move along sheeple.

Sanchez . . . 

See what I mean?

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Bin laden dead??

« on: May 01, 2011, 10:51:57 PM »

So a guy who has lived in relative to absolute austerity for nearly 4 decades was "shot" in a "Mansion" in Pakistan.

The sheeple love good theater I reckon.

You've got a bigger case of the "look at me's" than bentard after a win over Ft Hays St.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: R.I.H.

« on: May 01, 2011, 10:49:46 PM »

seems like Barack Hussein just locked up 4 more years.   

Mods, can we rename the politics board to "4 More Years of Barry" or something like that?  TIA

Its the economy, stupid.

hey Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), every gun-slinging redneck republican is prepared to guzzle Barry's balls tonight.  He's a lock for 4 more years.

Its the economy, stupid.

keep your fingers crossed, Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  every skoal chewing hillbilly down here is ready to tattoo the words Barry Obama on their flabby biceps. 

Its the economy, stupid.