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Ten months ago at his introductory news conference, Kansas football coach Turner Gill listed off his goals. The Jayhawks were going to recruit, beat Missouri, recruit, win the Big 12 North, recruit some more and win the Big 12.
Looking back, Gill must have known something about the matchup with Kansas State. Because after Thursday night’s 59-7 loss to the Wildcats, a world-class noogie applied by big brother K-State and Grandpa LHC Bill Snyder, it’s obvious the Jayhawks had no business thinking about beating their instate rival.
K-State Students,
Its game day! Today is a tremendous opportunity for our university to showcase the great people that make Kansas State University such a special place. As we welcome our opponents from Lincoln, keep in mind the tradition we have here for being the most devoted and enthusiastic fans in the nation, as well as for being hospitable to our guests.
With the excitement that surrounds a nationally televised football game against a long-time rival, there will certainly be heightened emotions. I encourage each and every one of you to exercise prudence and discretion as you interact with others and spend time in the parking lots and in the stadium.
Considering the magnitude of this game, it is important that you use good sense if you choose to consume alcoholic beverages. Make smart decisions. Have a designated driver. Understand the limitations while still having fun.
Local law enforcement will be prohibiting parking along Moro Street from 5:30 onward tomorrow, and Kansas Highway Patrol has announced via Twitter a DUI checkpoint in the Manhattan area following the game.
I look forward to cheering on the Cats to a victory in the student section with all of you. Be as loud as humanly possible. Enjoy the game, and make K-State proud of you!
Danny Unruh
Student Body President
Frank Tracz, professor of music and director of bands at K-State, said swearing in the student section is getting out of hand, so much so he has decided to remove a song from the band’s playlist because it leads to the dropping of too many “F bombs.”
“Dropping the ‘F bomb’ in front of a sign that says LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium to me is sacrilegious, and you’re gonna go to football hell for doing that, there’s no question,” Tracz said.
Snyder was the first to speak, expressing his thoughts of people at the university and importance of the university’s well-being.
“You should all realize the real value of how Kansas State people care about people,” Snyder said.
He also talked about the history of K-State football, how it all started and how much the tradition grew over the years.
“If it wasn’t for Kansas State university fan base, the Cotton Bowl would not be in existence,” Snyder said. “The one or two trips we took to the Cotton Bowl we had an average attendance of 55,000 fans.”
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"I'm not wifing...I'm just tryin' to beat ASAP" - Josh
"It's not all about sex...It's about face time too" - Josh
"I'm so hungry, I could eat some pussy right now" - Reggie
"Just close your eyes and let it happen"
"In 3 and 4 thirds......gender has no meaning, unless it's for the beating" - World B. Free
"Betocido cuz" OJ
"I got Gabe Crews in my trunk! Gabe Crews, gabe gggabe Crews!!" - John
"You can't judge me, you work at a gas station" - Ian
"Don't go to great clips! Thats like black guys going to Justin McKinney" Kacye
"I don't care if she's a delta tri delta 5, she looks like she belongs at Sunset Zoo" - Brooke
"Man, they put these cones out here like we illeterate or something" - Rolo
"Where's the costume party at guys?" Carson
"Eggs!" "Eggs? What you talkin bout eggs?" "Eggs bitch!" Corey
"Did you wind the Bui up before driving it?" Kacye
"I got no shrimp in my arm" BG
"Man, ya'll racist, why can't there ever be a black guy as the Bachelor?" BG
"BG, because you guys have Flavor of Love" Kacye
"Tri Delta: So easy a caveman could do it" Collegian
"Rolo you know how to spell ostrich?" Me
"Hell Na!" Rolo
"Man I'm not even feeling depressed enough 2 drink" Reg
"Do you want me to remind you you're black?" John
"You be breakin' furniture?" Devyn
"So does that mean at midnight they'll start selling alcohol again?" Kery
"Why do they call it Tri-Delta, b/c they're only smart enough to remember one letter" Corey
"Shes not wearin any underwear..must be a tri-delt" Corey
"What's that stinch? Oh wait, it's a Tri-Delt with her legs spread" Corey
"Stay up? I don't get it...like stay hard?" Shelby
"When someone goes religious on me I just go in the opposite direction" Alex Ti.
"If someone was telling a prayer before a meal I would just bounce" Kelsey
"Religion is shady" Alex Ti.
"He's a jewish muslim" Makenzie
"He's really into Jesus so he just says some over-the-top crap" Alex Tk.
"Beasley's jumper is wetter than a Tri-Delt" Corey
"I'm insta-dick hard, just add water" Deon
"I'm a get drunk, pull my dick out, and see what happens" J.T.F
"I jus wanna get f*cked up, f*ck, and get someone pregnant" Previous
"Current Status: I'm popped to the woodrath degree and just fell in a water hazard and can't get out" Who else
"Old enough to breathe, old enough to breed" Drink
"You ain't fuckin unless you have an STD" Dave
"Kaleb Drinkgern....is that a real name?" Chili's waitress
"She is the weakest ho in here. She weighs like 32 pounds and could really, like really get flushed down the toilet" Snipes
"Yeah he's a decathalete, he does like 20 events" Snipes
"They couldn't handle the sap from the Blackwood Forest" J-Hou
"I didn't even bother buying chapstick while I was there, i just ate pussy" - The Blackwood Forest
J-SAK 4 L
3 and 4 Thirds
When it was over, Marcus Morris had to be helped from the court, Sherron Collins analogized the loss to the death of his first child, all of the Jayhawks filled locker-room towels with tears, and coach Bill Self admitted it was the toughest loss of a career defined by a great high and several tragic lows.