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Kansas State Football / But, really.
« on: October 10, 2012, 11:27:05 AM »
The Big 12 should be ashamed of themselves. They brought in a school that plays in a rough ridin' DOME. A dome. Guys, look at this crap.



That thing can fit, what, 2000 people in it? How did these idiots get into our conference? Did Dan Beebe drunk dial them and offer membership? Somebody explain this to me like I'm 6.

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Kansas State Football / Keys to out-bbs'ing the hawkeyes this week?
« on: October 08, 2012, 01:16:20 PM »
1. Breathe

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Kansas State Football / A preliminary look at Saturday's opponent
« on: September 17, 2012, 06:08:59 PM »
As all of you know, Saturday we face off in a primetime clash for the titans, but what do we know about our opponent? Are they really an adversary worthy of our respect?

The answer, my friends, is HELL NO.

EMAW vs. University of Central Oklahoma
Enrollment: 17,101
Mascot: Bronchos
Location: Edmond, Oklahoma
Motto: Where your future is Central


So, as you can see, their mascot is either a horse that hasn't taken a crap in its life or has a butt plug inserted in its rear (a common recreational activity among Oklahomans is to put butt plugs in horses. I don't know either, ask OK_Cat). Also, since it's Oklahoma and receiving a bachelor's degree from anywhere in the state is equivalent to a 3rd grade proficiency level, they spelled the name of their mascot incorrectly.

Here's the high school stadium they currently play at:


No doubt they'd make at least the quarterfinals of the Texas 5A playoffs.


They used to play in a bigger one in Norman but it got demolished, but not by a tornado as would be expected! Instead it slowly rotted away from the toxic stench that occurs when three or more Oklahomans congregate in the same place.


This man has not had a bath since the Great Depression.

Like their identity-confused Sugarbearpig neighbors to the east, UCO fans can't seem to make up their minds about what their program is supposed to be. Their official colors are blue and gold and their uniforms are basically a complete rip-off of Cal's, but their mouthbreather fans decided they'd rather wear stagecoaches on their heads and wear red in the stands. All we know is that they're all about worshipping horses. When asked why this is the case, all of them will bust out trumpets and play the song "Boomer Sooner" 2,000 times in a row. Your argument is invalid.

This is their head coach, Dick McCockface, whose face utterly represents the normal face of every Oklahoman.



Prediction: While descending into a hornet's nest of horse fuckers is obviously intimidating, the fact is that the UCO Stagecoaches got their asses obliterated by Emporia last week. EMAW rolls, 99^99 to 3.

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Kansas State Football / goEMAW.com college football pick 'em league
« on: August 14, 2012, 05:58:07 PM »
 :dance:

http://games.espn.go.com/college-football-pickem/en/group?groupID=3179&entryID=45579

password: garst seed

rules:
-one entry per person
-no bitchassedness

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Essentially Flyertalk / Live Bear Cam
« on: July 26, 2012, 08:21:08 PM »
http://explore.org/#!/live-cams/player/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls

One bear's standing right at the edge of the waterfall giving no fucks that it's about to fall over it face first

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You can now get rid of Obama and Hillary AND start a ranch :gocho:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-18394703


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Kansas State Football / edsbs and sbnation give goEMAW a shout-out
« on: June 01, 2012, 09:28:37 AM »
@ 12:35



goEMAW -- the best

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Essentially Flyertalk / broXcore!!!!!
« on: May 09, 2012, 05:26:42 AM »





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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / STEVE DAVE!!!!
« on: April 04, 2012, 12:03:18 PM »
@ShockerHoops: Talking with @walkerschwartz and he suggests KSU hire Darrin Horn, Doc Sadler, and Chris Lowery as assistants. The not so hot dream team.

 :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek:

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"The tree of liberty must must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants" - Thomas Jefferson

My fellow citizens, our beloved EMAW has been taken hostage by the very SLTH forces that plunged it into a 20-year period of basketball despair. While numerous elements are responsible for perpetuating the travesty that has befallen our beloved program, the buck stops at none other than one Johnathan "Rocky Top" Currie. As athletic director he has presided over the successful coup against our most successful basketball coach in the past 25 years. He has also been responsible for a tidal wave of rules, regulations, and overpolicing that has disenfranchised players and has had almost every athletic coach grumbling that they can't do their jobs properly.

While these crimes are grave and sickening, there is one transgression that stands above them all. A heinous act so grave that even some of the more enlightened shirt tucks are rebelling against this travesty. This act is, of course, the hiring of the SLTH to end all SLTHs, a coach whose other suitors were the College of Charleston and Southern Illinois, and who was fired by Illinois and rejected by SMU after being interviewed. In the process of hiring oscar Weber, John Currie has despotically cast aside any pretenses about caring about fan sentiment, and has acted unilaterally in his own interests to bring in an extremely conservative candidate to bolster his own resume. This has been done so that he can jump to a better job within the next 5 years.

Even if Weber pulls a rabbit out of a hat and wins big, the damage to KSU Athletics is already done. Currie is impossible to work with, stealthily throws coaches and student athletes under the bus, and is obsessed with projecting an image where compliance is no longer about creating a responsible culture, but is instead about excessive enforcement of the byzantine NCAA rulebook and persecution of any athletic figures who do not follow this archaic, confounding system of rules to the exact letter of the law. An athletic director is hired to sell a program to donors and upgrade facilities, be a responsible steward of the programs he or she presides over, and maintain healthy working relationships with the most important figures and coaches in the athletic department. Currie has only done the first of the three, and that requirement should be the most basic qualification of any athletic director hired at a Big 12 school. His neglect of the last two elements will inevitably lead to poorer results in the first. This is why he must go before any more damage is done.

As a small but passionate group of independently-minded K-State fans, we can either sit back helplessly and watch Currie slide us further back into irrelevance, or we can act. I choose to act.

This thread is your one-stop shop for posting and executing ideas that will get Currie run out of Manhattan, Kansas on a rail.

Ground rules:

1. Don't do anything that would get the FBI sniffing around goEMAW. BSAC is too busy winning cases and slaying EMAWgeddons to defend you if some suits show up at your door.

2. If you want to defend Currie, go start a "Official Don't Go To War Against John Currie" thread and post in it. Don't clutter this thread up trying to defend him. We know the positives of what he's done here and yet they pale in comparison to firebombing our basketball program.

3. This thread also is not about debating/ranting about the merits of the Weber hire. We already have approximately 90,000 threads for that.

TO ARMS, EMAWTRIOTS!

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RT @foxsportsreiter: Made calls today & heard this: Martin, while trying to decide, was told by Snyder he should "get the hell out"

 :sdeek:

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History/General Information: Due to the fact that none of these states have enough money to actually put one university together, Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana put together one major regional university in Hattiesburg, MS (with two satellite campuses in Mobile, AL and Lafayette, LA) called the University of Southern Alouippi.

Mascot:
Here is their mascot, the USA Jaguars :lol:


(Jaguars are in South America, you dummies :lol:)

Notable alumni include:
Brett Favre
Pat Robertson
Ty Cobb
Nathan Bedford Forest
Jefferson Davis
Scottie Pippen

Here is their football stadium. For some reason they play football at their Louisiana satellite campus, which simultaneously uses the Jaguars and colloquial "Ragin Cajuns" nickname.



What a dump.

Here is their basketball stadium:


Christ guys, ever think of installing some lights? :sdeek:

Traditions:
Apparently their fans just chant "USA!" for the entire game, even when their players are shooting free throws. They also yell "ROLL TIDE" and "HODDY TODDY" during timeouts for no apparent reason. As we learned with our University College of Arkansas fan encounters during the Cotton Bowl, many fans in southern states have problems branding themselves with a clear identity.

Conclusions:
Garbage program with garbage fans. MiR, you should probably stay away from the arena or carry a portable rocket launcher.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / I mean, eff
« on: January 18, 2012, 10:23:16 PM »
We did everything we could to give away that game. Literally everything. This is clear evidence that Texas will never beat us in any major sport ever again.

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I found this Sprig post in another thread  :horrorsurprise:

One thing Garrett could do is hike in Newton County without being dumb enough to step off of a 90 foot cliff.  Wow just wow

What is the phone number to the nearest police station :confused: :confused: :confused:

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Hello to our Sugarbearpig guests!

We are all happy you're here. If you wouldn't mind, we here at goEMAW.com would like to get to know all of you better by having you fill out a few introductory questions. Please keep in mind that responses to these questions are optional, aside from if you collect food stamps (more on that later). Thanks in advance, and again, welcome!

1. On average, how many thoughts and prayers do you distribute on a daily basis?

2. What is your most hated Southeastland Conference rival, Texas State, Missouri State, or Villanova?

3. What are your thoughts on President Obama and the United States Government?

4. Exactly how high do you hike your pants up while tucking your shirts? We will accept answers in the form of actual height (not metric system, please) or the relative point of where the top of your belt resides on your torso.

5. Please list any and all recruiting violations that you or your school have committed in the past 3 years, including those not reported to the NCAA.

6. Why is your "southern" "accent" ten times more redneck than the rest of the south?

7. How comfortable are you with having Mike Anderson as your head basketball coach?

8. Given an unlimited amount of choices, what weapon would you use to end OK_Cat's life?

9. What clothing do you consider acceptable to wear to football games?

10. Please state how many kicks you would prefer to have steve dave administer to your scrotum in front of the Jerry Jones statue.


Thanks :cheers:


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UCA is the premier football program of the state of Arkansas, a noble and great achievement. Here are some basic facts about them:


Motto   No offical motto
Established   1907, as Arkansas State Normal School
Type   Public University
Endowment   US $34.9 million (2008)[1]
Students   13,863 (Fall 2011) [2]
Undergraduates   12,302 (Fall 2011) [3]
Postgraduates   1,561 (Fall 2011) [4]
Location    Conway, Arkansas, USA
Campus   Co-educational; residential
Colors   purple and gray
         
Nickname   Bears & Sugar Bears [2] so why do they go around acting like pigs?  :confused:
Affiliations   Southeastland Conference
Website   www.uca.edu



Apparently they just moved up from Division 2 like last year :lol: Here is their football field:



looks like we're playing a real up-and-coming program guys :ohno:

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Kansas State Football / QUATZ
« on: October 15, 2011, 11:16:49 PM »
 :lynchmob:

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Kansas State Football / +3.5
« on: October 09, 2011, 05:39:03 PM »
 :cheese:

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Kansas State Football / Why yes, I do believe that is the OK_Cat signal
« on: September 15, 2011, 01:01:12 AM »
thread cliffs: FSU frat guy makes incredibly offensive jokes about Austin Box, Tim McVeigh, etc., gets suspended from his frat, entire state of Oklahoma gets overwhelmingly butthurt.

http://the-mainboard.com/index.php?threads/fsu-tmb-user-casanovafrankenstein-is-now-a-celebrity.98520/

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So I'll start with the good part, obviously our defense played much better last night than they did at any point of last season sans maybe the KU game. At this point, do you think that last year was primarily just a lack of depth that mumped us rather than scheming, and in your opinion do you think that it looks like Cosh might have learned from last year's mistakes?

Now, the bad/weird parts:

-Why are we having defensive players like Ty field punts and kickoffs? First of all, they're not going to be as fresh as a non-defensive player who hasn't just played a series, so the chances of them having breakaway speed seem minimal.

-What on earth are we doing running outside toss plays with Braden Wilson? He's obviously a good bruiser and can gain some yards by taking some people with him, but he's not fast enough to run a successful toss play. What is Snyder/Dimel trying to do here?


thanks, ima hang up and listen

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Essentially Flyertalk / steve dave gets my n64
« on: August 31, 2011, 11:48:35 PM »
http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/comment-page-5/#comments



Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

Brazil, August 18, 2011
________________________________________________________
A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.

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Kansas State Football / Eastern Kentucky
« on: August 28, 2011, 08:50:22 PM »
seems extremely racist. their mascot looks like he's stuck in a traffic jam on i-75 and he's gonna be late for his afternoon slave-whuppin' on the plantation. he also has bad skin.


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Essentially Flyertalk / Schulzy master thread
« on: July 05, 2011, 11:10:46 AM »
Quote
Yesterday, I found a 3 ft long garden snake in outside shower at beach house - @kstate_1stlady was NOT excited!

...and then he put his pants back on

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / america thread. eff you.
« on: July 04, 2011, 01:36:04 PM »
america.


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