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19551

Essentially Flyertalk / Re: CCBT (Clams Cooking Board Topic) for 3/30/2010 by steve dave

« on: March 30, 2010, 12:35:53 PM »

I'm prolly going to get a $5 foot long on the way home from work

true story........ i've gained ten or fifteen pounds in the last year or two. have eaten cheeseburger and fries every day (almost). decided last week to stop. not a lot of food options close to where i work though. decided to start getting a five dollar footlong every other day because the subway on my way to work opens up at 7:00am. eat six inches, bag of baked lays and 24 ounces of water. have done it for seven days in a row now. no cheese, no mayo. i'll be skinny in no time.

19552

Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Who should we hire to replace Frank next year?

« on: March 30, 2010, 12:32:08 PM »

The one Hensen (sp?) that coaches

dave iirc.

19553

Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Who should we hire to replace Frank next year?

« on: March 30, 2010, 12:19:23 PM »

i've heard rumors...

19554

Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Nearby tropical destinations

« on: March 30, 2010, 11:02:35 AM »

It was far more expensive to eat/drink in PV than if I stayed in KC.

that's weird. i think you went to the wrong places.

19555

Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Nearby tropical destinations

« on: March 30, 2010, 10:28:40 AM »

How much longer does it take to fly to Hawaii vs. Miami/drive to Key West?  Like 2 hours?  

you can actually fly into key west. where are you flying out of? kc?

19556

Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Nearby tropical destinations

« on: March 30, 2010, 10:21:14 AM »

key west if you want to stay in the us. puerto vallarta if you don't.

19557

Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: PAY ASSALEY, UNDY, GREENY, FIGGSY

« on: March 29, 2010, 08:12:12 PM »

But seriously, where is Dalonte going?  Nobody is going to hire him as a HC (at least nobody that will pay him what we pay him)

But if he could get $300k at say, Marshall, it would probably be a good move for him.

Yeah, prolly

yeah, mean... if he got super luck he might be able to parlay into a head gig at a small jesuit school in a super crappy midwestern town where everybody tucks shirts into jeans and looks exactly the same. marshall...the place where dreams start.

19558

Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Clams Cooking Board Topic For 3/29/2010 (monday) by steve dave of goEMAW fame

« on: March 29, 2010, 07:54:29 PM »

asparagus is cheap and in season at the moment.   toss with EVOO and salt and pepper, and grill.   delicious.

i grill asparagus all the time. i love the way it makes my pee smell. i used to like it so much that i'd pee in a cup and keep it in the house just to make the house smell good. anyway, once in the middle of the night (after an evening of grilled aspragus eating) i woke up and hastily grabbed the closest glass and chugged away. i was halfway through before the realized that it was my "asparagus pee" glass. anyway, i finished the rest and then went back to bed. i was utterly shocked in the morning when i had to pee again because my "new pee" didn't smell like "asparagus pee" at all. just regular pee. weird deal.

19559

Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Could this be a big flood year?

« on: March 29, 2010, 07:49:26 PM »

Who cares about flooding:  Farmers and people with houses in flood plains
Do you farm or have a house in a flood plain?:  No
 

People that design subdivisions.  

hint:  put them on top of hills

Hills are expensive 'round here. 

johnny,
might i suggest building a moat or "big ditch" around whatever town it is that you live in. flooding problem instantly called. you're welcome. i suggest coming up with  really good name for it though or else people from other towns might make fun of you guys. again, consider it on the house. no need to repay me.

19560

Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Jake is making me feel VERY uncomfortable

« on: March 28, 2010, 03:47:45 PM »

Idiots Guide to the NBA Draft says
Any player could be a First Rounder should leave college and take the money. Dumbasses.

  i don't understand this post 

19561

Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Jake is making me feel VERY uncomfortable

« on: March 28, 2010, 03:41:15 PM »

If Jake can go first round he should go.

yeah. without a doubt.

19562

Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Merriewether/Colon

« on: March 28, 2010, 01:37:05 PM »

why can't we get a good version of threadkiller? i mean, it can't be that hard.  maybe i'll make a sock.

19563

Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / mhk

« on: March 28, 2010, 01:17:20 PM »

19564

Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Wally

« on: March 28, 2010, 11:59:23 AM »

Warm up the Juggs machine.

ooops meant to quote NOT modify

Warm up the Juggs Judge machine.

i am guilty of liking this post your honor. 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Big 12 2011: Prognostication thread.

« on: March 28, 2010, 11:47:01 AM »

Speaking of additions...



Make room for the Bogota Bully?  Villavicencio Villian? Guerrilla 'sprilla?   

"not andre the giant, but kinda looks like him asprilla"     might be too long:dunno:

19566

Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: PAY ASSALEY, UNDY, GREENY, FIGGSY

« on: March 28, 2010, 11:29:38 AM »

yeah, i think it's pretty obvious that underwood has a role on the staff. hutchinson catbackers bbq fundraiser? send undy. old white donor who likes bball? let them meet and talk to undy. etc.

19567

Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Clemente = GA??

« on: March 28, 2010, 11:25:22 AM »

i would assume that denis could go make 100,000 overseas somewhere. dunno.



"dennnnEEEE cluhhhhhmentayyyyyyyyy  " -lon floyd

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: So, what does Doyel have to say?

« on: March 27, 2010, 09:48:05 PM »

teams have to "play tired" every year. who cares if we were or weren't. kstate had a chance to win and didn't. end of story. great year. wish it could've lasted longer.

19569

Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: I went full Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) last night...

« on: March 27, 2010, 09:04:11 PM »

Legends Room?  Do we have one of those here?

no, because unlike most BBS's we have a very easy to use search function

Why is our chat such a fracking joke compared to ksufans?

What happened? 

yeah...i honestly thought this place was easier. 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Groupthink

« on: March 27, 2010, 08:34:20 PM »

If Hugs had left just to go to another school I would hate the guy.   But he left to go back to his Alma Mater . . . it would be like dumbass ku fans who are still pissed off at Roy Williams.

How does K-State have battered wife syndrome as it relates to Hugs??  Everything Hugs did at K-State was good.  No Hugs . . . No Nike Deal.   No Hugs . . . No Frank.   No Hugs . . . No Beasley, Walker, Pullen.  

dax,

i think you pretty much just defined battered wife syndrome. "huggs loves us...he really does. he just had a funny way of showing it when he tried to take all the recruits and coaches and stuff. and i mean... he left us for someone that he just loved more so it's ok. totally ok.  and i'll still totally love him and omg, i mean... if he ever wanted to come back, i mean... i'd totally take him. and i mean, guys...even if he doesn't want to come back, i'll still suck his dick whenever i can and talk about how good he was to me/us. i mean he went out with us for a while and i mean he was totally hot and stuff..."

19571

Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Groupthink

« on: March 27, 2010, 08:21:16 PM »

changed my mind. eff huggins and his openly racist imbred school.

19572

Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: I really hate to agree with michigancat....

« on: March 27, 2010, 08:15:06 PM »

Do you think Frank would have been T up if he tried to run one of the 2 open scholarships out there??

Considering we couldn't guard them when it really mattered . . . how much does D. Fred Brown hurt us in 10 minutes of PT, and cranking up some 3's.

None the less . . . Butler is a superior basketball team, with a superior coach and big time guards.

lol dax, you know that's Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  But, agree on the Fred Brown part.

i think you're giving dax more credit than necessary. agree on the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) part though.

19573

Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Groupthink

« on: March 27, 2010, 08:11:24 PM »

I say Huggins, too.  He may have divorced us, but there's still some love between us.  Plus he'll always love Frank even though we got custody.

yeah, I'm on board

probably on board, though it might take a day. so weird though huh?

19574

Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Jesus - (Gregg Doyle Appreciation Thread)

« on: March 26, 2010, 09:38:43 PM »

greggdoyelcbs
Purdue on a 2-0 scoring spurt

doyel has just been unconcious throughout the whole tournament. wow. basket is the size of the ocean for that guy right now.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: I went full Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) last night...

« on: March 26, 2010, 09:02:17 PM »

I had to watch the game again today because I blacked out the entire 2nd half and overtime periods.  I woke up this morning knowing we had won the game but didn't remember how or anything past halftime.  I was Pakd off my ass.  Had the copied email below in my inbox this morning from my buddy that had come over to watch the game.  He'd sent it to a bunch of other people too.  I'm not feeling hot...

You all should of witnessed what I did last night.
 
Will the THRILL came out of hiding and put on a performance for the ages.  He was 7 deep in his 12 pack when I made it too his house.  What happened the rest of the night was just outstanding.  12 pack was dead before halftime and he was already starting to sway a little.  We went and got him another 12 at half.  Fun followed.  It all started with the gay KU fans upstairs of his apartment,  that pounded on the floor every time X did something good.  This was first met with a mild response, but by beer 14 all noise from upstairs was met with the Thrill beating his dining room chair on the ceiling and screaming how he was going to come upstairs and kill every last fracker in the apartment.
 
Beer #15
He could hardly stand up straight anymore, sway was kinda like the barret .50 with the acog.
 
Beer #16
Started to become real religious,  favorite prayer of the night  "God - be nice to us just once, you mother fracker"
This is also when the dvr became a bad thing.  He kept rewinding to view the play we just watch, because he didn't remember it happening.
Missed the foul on the 3 pt play at the end of regulation because he didn't believe me that what we were watching wasn't live.
 
Beer #17
Start of overtime,  Fear has now set in on the Thrill. He has become a chain smoker.  Had at least 7 burners during a 10 min stretch. Cussing the Ku guys upstairs every time he goes out on the deck.  Remote is now in my possession he will have to kill me to get it back.  The score seems to be in question every 2 minutes.  Time outs seem to take for days since I have to recap for him.  "Were fracked" is now all the rage.  Praying again, but this time it is more like "We needs this shazbot!.  shazbot! You!  I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."  He is still standing, just not very well.
 
Beer #18
Second Overtime, grabs last smoke.   Fear at an all time high.  He is trying to get me to take him to the store so he can get more smokes.
"Dude I can't watch.  Lets just go and what happens, happens."  He is out of his mind if he thinks I am leaving.  I tell him I will kick his balls off if he asks me again.  Of course he does, but I feel bad for him, since he just lit his last smoke from the wrong end inside the apartment so I let it slide.  Finally gets the right end fired up.  Stumbling around, he is now chewing since he is out of smokes.  Game is finally over.  Chair is immediately pounded into the ceiling.  This time no response from the pussys upstairs.  Screams of "Emaw" are now echoing throughout the apartment complex.  However we seem to be the only ones yelling.
 

I ended up knocking back 21 beers and then went to a bar and closed it down with shots and more beer.  Horrible   

could've used your friend at the okc pak'r.