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Spangels food look way too yellow in their commercials.   :barf:

That and the lady sounds like she has a dick in her mouth.  Get another spokes person already.


"That lady" is Rene Steven and she's responsible for creating the "HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE!" advertising campaign so show some respect.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Best Fast-Food Frozen Treats?
« on: August 12, 2010, 10:42:36 AM »
I've been to Braum's quite a few times, but none when I was growing up, so it doesn't have that "nostalgic" feeling for me.

It's garbage.  It's always full of white trash and it's always busy, and they have the stupid grocery store connected to it that makes no sense.  GMAFB.


Meh, there's white trash people everywhere you go, especially in the midwest. You can't even swing a dead mexican kid without hitting at least three white trash mofos these days. One day my master plan will take effect and I'll methodically exterminate every last white trash piece of crap out there by converting Walmarts into giant gas chambers and then advertising a buy one get one free sale on jean shorts and country music CDs but until then you'll just have to settle for ignoring them and/or setting them on fire one at a time. That being said, Braums does suck and in no way compares to Spangles. Plus it has a stupid ass name like "Braums".  I mean, who comes up with that crap? Every time I hear "Braums" it makes me think of brooms and naturally I associate brooms with anal rape. I mean, I like anal rape and all...but with my ice cream? No thanks good sir.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Aliens
« on: August 12, 2010, 10:20:56 AM »
Think about going on a little 2 year space cruise, only to come back and find out 100 years have passed, your whole family is dead and nobody remembers you.


That actually sounds pretty awesome.

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Oh and to keep this a basketball discussion I should mention that all of the dicks were black. And they were dribbling their nuts on my chin.

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Spangles is hella good.


Spangles is so good that while in prison I once sucked eight dicks in a row just to eat the cheese that was stuck to the wrapper of a Western Burger.

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