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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: KU Rebel BBS Starting To Gain Steam
« on: August 17, 2010, 03:47:00 PM »
Half of that crap board already has me on ignore (and I've been fairly tame) and the other half is asking for me to banned. What a bunch of pathetic pussies.

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Fire up the 97 Impala Motherfrackers!!

You're still around? I just assumed that you'd be dead by now.

I thought the same of you.   Torn wife beater, slumped next to toilet . . . vomit on one end, feces on the other, tracks all up and down your arm.  You know the scene all to well.




Bitch please. When I leave this earth it will be in a giant ball of fire. Literally. I have cans of gasoline stored all around my house. I assumed that you would have died of a heart attack since you spend so much time getting angry at the internet.

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Fire up the 97 Impala Motherfrackers!!

You're still around? I just assumed that you'd be dead by now.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Jersey Shore Season 2
« on: August 13, 2010, 02:54:48 PM »
I haven't seen last night's episode yet but I'm hoping that J-WOW will straight up murder that Angelina bitch.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Dave Ubben
« on: August 13, 2010, 12:50:13 PM »
It just tastes better.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Dave Ubben
« on: August 13, 2010, 12:25:32 PM »
Nuway is the best fast food restaurant in Kansas.  
You have to be fracking kidding me with this crap. Nuway is fracking awful. :flush: Loose meat sandwich GMAFB


NuWay better than Spangles? That's rough ridin' crazy talk. But NuWay is still pretty awesome. CRUMBLY IS GOOD [redacted]. Plus their root beer floats are  :lick:

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Kansas State Football / Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
« on: August 12, 2010, 05:32:07 PM »
I'm going to hire someone to kill Trust the Dust's mother

Good luck with that. My mother invented EMAW.



I'd totally eff your mom but only if she took off the KU shirt first.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: KU Rebel BBS Starting To Gain Steam
« on: August 12, 2010, 05:26:02 PM »
Well I guess we'll find out. I'm registered but I probably won't post anything over there until tomorrow because I'm almost off work.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: KU Rebel BBS Starting To Gain Steam
« on: August 12, 2010, 05:18:18 PM »
So would this new rebel KU bbs allow someone like me or would I get banned right away like the other KU boards?

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If by best, you mean most annoying, then yep.

I agree. CuriousCosby is a piece of crap.

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It's not that noticeable. The only time I notice it is when I'm lining up a headshot and the guy moves a little. The reticle will "stick" to the guy as long he doesn't move much.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Dave Ubben
« on: August 12, 2010, 04:58:39 PM »
Wichita is the tits you and you all know it. It's pretty much the perfect city for everything. You want a Nu-Way? YOU GOT IT. You want some Spangles? YOU GOT IT. You want the finest movie theaters in the world? YOU GOT IT.

For all you Wichita lovers, don't change a thing because you're already awesome.

For the Wichita haters, suck my little dick.





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is the aim assist on CoD MW MP and is it toggled on and off in the options menu? 

Always on. It's actually very slight in COD, and I believe it's only on when you're shooting from the hip. Not on when you aim down sights.


I'm pretty sure it's the exact opposite.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Dave Ubben
« on: August 12, 2010, 04:29:09 PM »
Did you know that the University of Texas-San Antonio, a four-year university with a whopping 94% acceptance rate and an alumni base the caliber of the University of Ulaanbataar, will have a football team in 2011?

No, and I don't care.

Did you know that I-135 makes me want to stab a jewel-encrusted scepter through my pancreas?

No, and I don't care.


Did you know that Pizza Hut isn't really all that great?

LIAR. YOU SPEAK rough ridin' LIES.


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Kansas State Football / Re: Dave Ubben
« on: August 12, 2010, 04:13:20 PM »

WSU?  :lol: Honestly, do you regret going there everyday of your life?  :lol:


No, it was totally awesome. Next question please.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Best Fast-Food Frozen Treats?
« on: August 12, 2010, 02:53:47 PM »
Sonic is probably my fav of those, but seriously guys. Get some class. Gelato is the best thing for those warm summer nights after a round of putt putt and a couple goes at the batting cages.

WTF.  Gelato sounds like something a sailor would eat out of another sailor's ass.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Hilton Magic
« on: August 12, 2010, 02:44:03 PM »
The spish-splash and the soggy socks make the moldy feet you see. You gotta whoosh WHOOSH all that water to get it to go to the place where the water goes after it's been whooshed and then you get to play with your bouncy ball you see.


JFC not this Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) again.

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I've never played HALO but I'm totally positive that it sucks and is overrated. CoD is where it's at.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Catmatt Super Thread
« on: August 12, 2010, 01:52:48 PM »
This CattMatt fellow is new to me but I am intrigued. How old is this dude? Also, that "Bennie" guy that bullied CattMatt as a kid sounds totally awesome and I'd like to meet him.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Dave Ubben
« on: August 12, 2010, 01:06:00 PM »
I know the difference between soccer and football. Soccer is the sport that twinks play when they're taking a break from sucking dicks and licking assholes. Football is played by bears and a few power bottoms and is totally awesome.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Dave Ubben
« on: August 12, 2010, 12:58:06 PM »
My joy has turned to sadness.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Dave Ubben
« on: August 12, 2010, 12:53:11 PM »
http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/chat/_/id/33819/ncaa-fb-with-dave-ubben

David Ubben  (1:36 PM)


Kansas State. They're not exciting. You can gameplan for them. But they get it done more often than not and they're going to be around. Eight wins?

 :runaway:


lol, what a great compliment. 

"K-State: They may not be very good at football but at least you can almost guarantee that they'll show up to and participate in every game"

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Kansas State Football / Re: UCLA sign ideas
« on: August 12, 2010, 12:50:31 PM »
U are a bunch of
Cock
Licking
Assholes

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Rene,

Why does the food always look so horrible on your commercials?


Probably because your eyes are Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). That crap looks good as hell and you know it.

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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: CHIEFS
« on: August 12, 2010, 10:53:05 AM »
NFL fans are super white trash. Maybe even surpassing NASCAR fans in the WT department.

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